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[Speculate On] Blizzard.com - Phallic Crystalline Structure

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  • parabolaparabola Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jives wrote: »
    I will ejaculate in my own mouth if the announcement isn't dissapointing

    Define disappointing?

    Is Diablo 3 disappointing? New IP disappointing?

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  • eelektrikeelektrik Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    At this point anything will be disappointing short of them announcing World of Cockeating, everything else there just won't be enough cock consumption to please everyone.

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    eelektrik wrote: »
    At this point anything will be disappointing short of them announcing World of Cockeating, everything else there just won't be enough cock consumption to please everyone.

    I will eat my own cock if it is world of cockeating.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    eelektrik wrote: »
    At this point anything will be disappointing short of them announcing World of Cockeating, everything else there just won't be enough cock consumption to please everyone.

    I will eat my own cock if it is world of cockeating.

    Not out of spite, simply to participate.

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  • JonnyBotJonnyBot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'd eat my own cock but I'm afraid I just can't reach.

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  • MgcwMgcw Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    JonnyBot wrote: »
    I'd eat my own cock but I'm afraid I just can't reach.

    You have no arms?

    Are you typing this with your mind!?

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  • SparrowSparrow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yea so I was just about to go GIS "World of cock-eating" to see if it had already been shopped or not.

    Luckily I realized that would have been a very bad idea in the nick of time.

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  • SkabSkab Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sparrow wrote: »
    Yea so I was just about to go GIS "World of cock-eating" to see if it had already been shopped or not.

    Luckily I realized that would have been a very bad idea in the nick of time.

    Good save.

    Remember people, you can't unsee things.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sparrow wrote: »
    Yea so I was just about to go GIS "World of cock-eating" to see if it had already been shopped or not.

    Luckily I realized that would have been a very bad idea in the nick of time.
    Oh my god, this is the funniest thing I've seen so far in this thread. :D

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  • JonnyBotJonnyBot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mgcw wrote: »
    JonnyBot wrote: »
    I'd eat my own cock but I'm afraid I just can't reach.

    You have no arms?

    Are you typing this with your mind!?

    Yes as a matter of fact.

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  • SkabSkab Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q2evIg-aYw8&feature=related

    Don't lose hope guys, don't lose hope.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I sense a soul in search of answers.

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  • RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I sense a soul in search of answers.

    Do you seek knowledge of time travel?

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  • bloodwingsbloodwings Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    you are like twenty pages late

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    t bloodwings:

    God dammit.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh god

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  • AboboAbobo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hahaha

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  • RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • bloodwingsbloodwings Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • SparrowSparrow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Guys c'mon

    beatingadeadhorsedb5.gif

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  • RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sparrow wrote: »
    Guys c'mon

    beatingadeadhorsedb5.gif

    He has a tie.

    Classy

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  • LurkLurk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • SkabSkab Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sparrow wrote: »
    Guys c'mon

    beatingadeadhorsedb5.gif

    Now I want to watch Office Space.

    Thanks.

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  • ChildrenChildren Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    exoplasm wrote: »
    also
    wtfsz7.jpg



    So what the fuck is this thing?

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  • AboboAbobo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    red herring in arctic form

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  • JonnyBotJonnyBot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wait who was the guy who they hired to work on all that Diablo art stuff? Is that his sig?

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hey guys! You should see this picture I have!

    Apparently some hackers dug up the rest of the splash screen.

    Surely you haven't seen it yet.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Brom? Don't think so.

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  • SparrowSparrow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Children wrote: »
    So what the fuck is this thing?



    Its a spoiler for the next season of lost!
    The smoke monster is really being controlled by the purple penguin who lives inside of Locke. We of course find this all out after they reveal to us that Locke was secretly turned into an android during the third season.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Honestly, I think the Purple Penguin is just bullshit that has been thrown in to mess with our heads.

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  • LurkLurk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ok, so the numbers that show up are the same as the numbers in the movie "Lost" 04 08 15 16 23 42.

    The bottom right symbol shows up in Uldaman, the Vikings appear as mobs in Uldaman.

    Not sure about the Penguin but the Minnesota Vikings wear purple. If you look up the Purple Penguin on Google you find a listing in the Urban Dictionary you find an entry that says, "a group of 4 people that first names starts with e,s,m,and a. The purple penguins worked hard on a project." Did they work on the Lost Vikings. I don't know.

    The new symbol today is that of a Norse compass. Vikings are Norse and what do you need if you are lost? A compass.

    The Hel Rune. Hel was a Norse goddess (or a monster), a daughter of Loki and Angrboda, who ruled over Niflheim, which was the land of the dead. There were different opinions of whether she was alive or dead. Ull, in his role as god of winter, was supposed to spend a few months each year as Hel's lover. Hel and her ghostly army were going to support the other gods at Ragnarok.

    Interesting... Lost Vikings perhaps?

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Im sure people have pointed to this a few times but I'm going to again...

    Unless it's a complete swerve(which it could be, but I doubt it), it's WotLK info. Which is retarded.

    http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/

    I mean...look at the eyes and the space between them. It's the damned same. Unless there's something in addition to WotLK info, that's what this splash screen is for. Which is stupid, IMO. Damned hype for something they've already announced...

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I swear to god that's from an old disney movie... I think it had a bird Elvis?

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  • KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this thread should be locked.

    goodness.

    ITS NOT ARTHAS.

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wait.


    You can actually KILL Arthas in Wrath of the Lich King?


    What the fuck.


    How the fuck does that work.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Legacy wrote: »
    Im sure people have pointed to this a few times but I'm going to again...

    Unless it's a complete swerve(which it could be, but I doubt it), it's WotLK info. Which is retarded.

    http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/

    I mean...look at the eyes and the space between them. It's the damned same. Unless there's something in addition to WotLK info, that's what this splash screen is for. Which is stupid, IMO. Damned hype for something they've already announced...

    STOP

    OH JESUS SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP

    Wait, here's something we can repeat ad naseum. Ready guys?

    Dental Plan!

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Sparrow wrote: »
    Children wrote: »
    So what the fuck is this thing?



    Its a spoiler for the next season of lost!
    The smoke monster is really being controlled by the purple penguin who lives inside of Locke. We of course find this all out after they reveal to us that Locke was secretly turned into an android during the third season.

    So that's why the
    Island moving wheely thing was in an ice-cavern. They're all purple penguins!

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • SparrowSparrow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Its an Anti-Announcement!

    Blizzard reveals that they never plan to release the Wotlk expansion and the picture is of Arthas picking his nose!


    EDIT:
    Legacy wrote: »

    So that's why the
    Island moving wheely thing was in an ice-cavern. They're all purple penguins!

    Exactly.

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  • LurkLurk Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Legacy wrote: »
    Im sure people have pointed to this a few times but I'm going to again...

    Unless it's a complete swerve(which it could be, but I doubt it), it's WotLK info. Which is retarded.

    http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/

    I mean...look at the eyes and the space between them. It's the damned same. Unless there's something in addition to WotLK info, that's what this splash screen is for. Which is stupid, IMO. Damned hype for something they've already announced...

    It could be anyone however, it matches up with all their existing franchises:
    protosssplash.jpg
    deathnightsplash.jpg
    diablo-movie.jpg

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