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[Speculate On] Blizzard.com - Phallic Crystalline Structure

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    The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    it's looking very MOTHERFUCKING DIABLO 3 to me

    I don't see it.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    or maybe a shard of the worldstone that holds a soul of a greater evil

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    WindfayirWindfayir Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    exoplasm wrote: »
    WHAT IS THIS

    ice5andahalf123di4.jpg
    Side of helmet?

    oh my goodness
    if you zoom in real close you see a face

    honest

    it looks like some sort of wraith or banshee

    Actually it could also be a horn that curves around and comes back up

    The proportions are right

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    eelektrikeelektrik Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    it's looking very MOTHERFUCKING AMBIGUOUS

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    SkabSkab Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    exoplasm wrote: »
    WHAT IS THIS

    ice5andahalf123di4.jpg

    Tip of a curled horn!

    Diablo 3.

    Skab on
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    AboboAbobo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It's probably some new thing

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    mastriusmastrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    KungFu wrote: »
    Could someone highlight the winky for me. I am not sober and am unable to locate it.

    The wink is in the upper right, it looks like a new rune, its circled.

    mastrius on
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    FireWeaselFireWeasel Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    IT'S BLIZZARD GIVING US THE FINGER

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    GalielmusGalielmus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh my god! The new class in Diablo 3 is the hinted hybrid Zerg/Protoss!!

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    KungFuKungFu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    exoplasm wrote: »
    WHAT IS THIS

    ice5andahalf123di4.jpg

    It's snow falling from the ice.

    KungFu on
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    KungFuKungFu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mastrius wrote: »
    KungFu wrote: »
    Could someone highlight the winky for me. I am not sober and am unable to locate it.

    The wink is in the upper right, it looks like a new rune, its circled.

    Oh wow. There you are!

    KungFu on
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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Galielmus wrote: »
    Oh my god! The new class in Diablo 3 is the hinted hybrid Zerg/Protoss!!

    They're announcing the second hero class in WotLK!

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    4rch3nemy4rch3nemy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    exoplasm wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    While the eyes are very Protoss-esque, it's looking very Zergy to me.

    Protoss/Zerg hybrid as hinted in Brood War?

    As much as I want Diablo 3.. and as much as that would be the BESTEST NEWS EVER.. I think thye're going to announce a 4th race in SC2.

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    mastriusmastrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    KungFu wrote: »
    mastrius wrote: »
    KungFu wrote: »
    Could someone highlight the winky for me. I am not sober and am unable to locate it.

    The wink is in the upper right, it looks like a new rune, its circled.

    Oh wow. There you are!

    Hah, yeah, I think Blizzard is being a douchebag ...

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    They wanted to create the most ambiguous thing ever.

    Bastards.

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hybrid, coming out of cryo-freeze.

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    eelektrikeelektrik Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    KungFu wrote: »
    exoplasm wrote: »
    WHAT IS THIS

    ice5andahalf123di4.jpg

    It's snow falling from the ice.

    Makes me think of one of the Cairn Stones from Diablo 2 Act 1.

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    This is too fucking much buildup they can't do all this just for a goddamn race. Anything other than Diablo 3 will be met with such huge dissapointment by like 90% of blizzard fans at this point.

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    AiserouAiserou Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    This is too fucking much buildup they can't do all this just for a goddamn race. Anything other than Diablo 3 will be met with such huge dissapointment by like 90% of blizzard fans at this point.

    I'm already stockpiling up on torches and pitchforks in case it isn't.

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    KungFuKungFu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    This is too fucking much buildup they can't do all this just for a goddamn race. Anything other than Diablo 3 will be met with such huge dissapointment by like 90% of blizzard fans at this point.

    If they announced a new race, I think they would be lynched. None would survive on their way out.

    Also, now I see a building in that thing. I am intoxicated.

    KungFu on
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    mastriusmastrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    This is too fucking much buildup they can't do all this just for a goddamn race. Anything other than Diablo 3 will be met with such huge dissapointment by like 90% of blizzard fans at this point.

    Sure but then again were Blizzard fans, they could come to our houses, take dumps on ALL our chests, and then punch our grandmas and wed still be loyal to the core.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'll be happy with anything, really.

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    meatflowermeatflower Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I'll be happy with anything, really.

    Anything but a SC2 release date, unless it's in a month or less.

    Way too much hype building for a date.

    meatflower on
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    DemiurgeDemiurge Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Convention opened an hour ago and the two of us are just about ready to head out. A nice dandy 10 minute walk from where we're staying :P I'll post some pics of the cool stuff when I get back.

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    GunstarGunstar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what im seein', with help from paint and my laptop touchpad

    grr.jpg

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    eelektrikeelektrik Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    meatflower wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I'll be happy with anything, really.

    Anything but a SC2 release date, unless it's in a month or less.

    Way too much hype building for a date.

    They're going to announce that they've invented time travel, and that Starcraft 2 came out last week.

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    WoggleWoggle OheoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aiserou wrote: »
    Urian wrote: »
    This is too fucking much buildup they can't do all this just for a goddamn race. Anything other than Diablo 3 will be met with such huge dissapointment by like 90% of blizzard fans at this point.

    I'm already stockpiling up on torches and pitchforks in case it isn't.

    I'll bring the chips, who has the cake for the after-mob party?
    So help me, it better not be a lie.

    Woggle on
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    buddymanderbuddymander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Look at the ridge below the eyes, it go's down as it centers.

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    AkinosAkinos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    eelektrik wrote: »
    KungFu wrote: »
    exoplasm wrote: »
    WHAT IS THIS

    ice5andahalf123di4.jpg

    It's snow falling from the ice.

    Makes me think of one of the Cairn Stones from Diablo 2 Act 1.

    Come on guys, it's so obviously a
    cock.

    Akinos on
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    AiserouAiserou Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Akinos wrote: »
    eelektrik wrote: »
    KungFu wrote: »
    exoplasm wrote: »
    WHAT IS THIS

    *snip*

    It's snow falling from the ice.

    Makes me think of one of the Cairn Stones from Diablo 2 Act 1.

    Come on guys, it's so obviously a
    cock.

    Is.....is he going to eat it? It's rather close to his mouth.

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    WindfayirWindfayir Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gunstar wrote: »
    what im seein', with help from paint and my laptop touchpad

    grr.jpg

    I fully endorse this concept

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    DondumsDondums Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blizzard has launched a 2nd north star into space

    from their arctic base of ambiguosa

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    exoplasmexoplasm Gainfully Employed Near Blizzard HQRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aiserou wrote: »
    Akinos wrote: »
    eelektrik wrote: »
    KungFu wrote: »
    exoplasm wrote: »
    WHAT IS THIS

    *snip*

    It's snow falling from the ice.

    Makes me think of one of the Cairn Stones from Diablo 2 Act 1.

    Come on guys, it's so obviously a
    cock.

    Is.....is he going to eat it? It's rather close to his mouth.

    Taking bets on the following:

    Diablo eats own cock
    Raynor eats own cock
    Arthas eats own cock

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    FireWeaselFireWeasel Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Aiserou wrote: »
    Akinos wrote: »
    eelektrik wrote: »
    KungFu wrote: »
    exoplasm wrote: »
    WHAT IS THIS

    *snip*

    It's snow falling from the ice.

    Makes me think of one of the Cairn Stones from Diablo 2 Act 1.

    Come on guys, it's so obviously a
    cock.

    Is.....is he going to eat it? It's rather close to his mouth.

    This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

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    UltrachristUltrachrist Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Look at the ridge below the eyes, it go's down as it centers.

    yeah which gives more of an impression of a protoss or the hybrid race than diablo.

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It can't be Diablo 3, guys. It just can't.

    I have a life to live.

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    buddymanderbuddymander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Well i don't think it can be Arthas anymore.

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    mastriusmastrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    But theres only one possible explanation none of you have come to realize. THIS. IS. SPARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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    LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    It's ok.

    It won't be out before the world ends...

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
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    LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Well i don't think it can be Arthas anymore.

    That's where you're wrong.

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
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