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LINUX APPRECIATION STATION

RanxRanx Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
NECKBEARDS!

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the standby of nerds since the dawn of time

some are short

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some are long

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some are classy

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and some are just plain awesome

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so lets talk about how everyone with a neckbeard is so much cooler than you

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    appreciation station is the new thing somebody ruined because i can't come up with an analogy and i am the king of that

    you have angered the king

    fuck your face

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man having a neckbeard would be annoying as fuck.

    It'd be like constantly having a small, coarsley-furred rodent under your chin, all itchy and stuff.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    loving ranx right now

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fuck, I don't have a neckbeard!

    Guess I can't appreciate.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    anjin is just jealous because he doesn't have a rockin' neckbeard

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fuck yeah neckbeards!

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Neckbeards are no good no matter what you say.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    shut up toasty you know neckbeards are awesome don't deny it man come on

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    armscrossedsmiley

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    I have neck-dreadlocks

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I GISed neck bread to see what that would yield.

    Unfortunately nothing of interest came up.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Anjin YES

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    anjin that is a terrible neckbeard

    flesh that mother out a bit

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neck shit

    shit neck

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    seck nhit

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I remember seeing a dude at uni with a neck beard.

    it was my first experience with them.

    He was a classical double bass player and a total friggin moron so I guess it suited him.

    #pipe on
  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You've actually seen the illustrious neckbeard in the wild? Wow - you should document your findings for those of us less fortunate - David Attenborough style.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    dude's neck was hella hairy.

    with no other facial hair.

    THE END

    #pipe on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    rock and rooollll

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Is it legal to hunt neckbeards and mount them on your wall above the fireplace?

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    Is it legal to hunt neckbeards and mount them on your wall above the fireplace?

    I think only if they're over a certain size/age... not sure what that is in your local jurisdiction though.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    If you harvest enough neckbeards could you make me a nice scarf?

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hobobeards

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I went to JavaONE last year. I was a clean-shaven standout in a sea of neckbeards

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Neckbeards are a timesaver because they let me know which people in society to avoid without having to actually talk to them.

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  • BugmanBugman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Krentz wrote: »
    Neckbeards are a timesaver because they let me know which people in society to avoid without having to actually talk to them.

    Just like race!

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You can't judge a book by it's cover. Unless it has an airbrushed picture of Fabio on the cover. Then you pretty much know exactly what you're getting. Neckbeards are the airbrushed Fabio of facial hair.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, I hate the term neckbeard, because it's always on the underside of the chin. That's chin!

    I wanna see someone actually growing a beard on their neck. Like, the vertical part.

    Framling on
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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So I guess I'm the only one disappointed this thread isn't actually about linux...

    i'll just go now

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh, yeah, also that.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neck merkins

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    appreciation station is the new thing somebody ruined because i can't come up with an analogy and i am the king of that

    you have angered the king

    fuck your face

    yo appreciation station is nothing new at all

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Man, I hate the term neckbeard, because it's always on the underside of the chin. That's chin!

    I wanna see someone actually growing a beard on their neck. Like, the vertical part.

    I can do that. It's a Scottish thing.

    Weaver on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Our tech support intern has a neckbeard. Go figure.

    He's a cool dude, but is so utterly stereotypical it pains me.

    Loves anime
    Goes to cons and cosplays
    Has a neckbeard
    Work Tech Support
    Runs Linux on his laptop.


    We all just call him Sweetums because he looks like the dude from Muppets.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    you're working with Sars now?

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  • cherv1cherv1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I was at the bus stop with this 20 year old guy with a neckbeard talking at some older woman about IT systems and i was like okay i will stand away from them. but on the bus i was right behind them and all i could see was his neckbeard and huge neck moles two of which seemed to be in the process of merging together, so i spent the next half hour wishing i was deaf and was happy again when they rang the bell to get off

    also i see quite a few fat ginger haired men with their belly hanging out of their t-shirt and a neckbeard

    well like two but that's two too many i would say

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    If you harvest enough neckbeards could you make me a nice scarf?

    You could make a scarf. I don't know about a nice one.

    Also guys the new version of Linux is pretty nice, you should check it out.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Man, I hate the term neckbeard, because it's always on the underside of the chin. That's chin!

    I wanna see someone actually growing a beard on their neck. Like, the vertical part.

    I can do that. It's a Scottish thing.

    Oh, so can I.

    But I want someone else to do it, because I don't want to look that disgsting.

    Framling on
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  • JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Man, I hate the term neckbeard, because it's always on the underside of the chin. That's chin!

    I wanna see someone actually growing a beard on their neck. Like, the vertical part.

    I can do that. It's a Scottish thing.

    Oh, so can I.

    But I want someone else to do it, because I don't want to look that disgsting.

    Even somebody who would grow a beard from their chin refuses to actually grow out their neck-hair.

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