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Meiz
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This is about teaching fellow people here about your criminal system.
As for myself, I am Canadian.
Did you know that if you dick an 8 year old outside of Canada, you can be charged even you aren't in the country?
Peep this
You also are considered to be committing a crime in Canada say if you smoke a huge rock of crack and stab someone in a space shuttle floating outside the Earth's atmosphere.
Neat huh?
We can also arrest people!
So if you're in the Philippines and your buddy Jim decides to pay 5 bucks for some boy to suck him off, tackle him and deliver him to your nearest peace officer.
As for myself, I am Canadian.
Did you know that if you dick an 8 year old outside of Canada, you can be charged even you aren't in the country?
Peep this
Offence in relation to sexual offences against children
(4.1) Notwithstanding anything in this Act or any other Act, every one who, outside Canada, commits an act or omission that if committed in Canada would be an offence against section 151, 152, 153, 155 or 159, subsection 160(2) or (3), section 163.1, 170, 171 or 173 or subsection 212(4) shall be deemed to commit that act or omission in Canada if the person who commits the act or omission is a Canadian citizen or a permanent resident within the meaning of subsection 2(1) of the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act.
You also are considered to be committing a crime in Canada say if you smoke a huge rock of crack and stab someone in a space shuttle floating outside the Earth's atmosphere.
2.3) Despite anything in this Act or any other Act, a Canadian crew member who, during a space flight, commits an act or omission outside Canada that if committed in Canada would constitute an indictable offence is deemed to have committed that act or omission in Canada, if that act or omission is committed
(a) on, or in relation to, a flight element of the Space Station; or
(b) on any means of transportation to or from the Space Station.
Neat huh?
We can also arrest people!
Section 494. (Criminal Code)
(1) ARREST WITHOUT WARRANT BY ANY PERSON
Any one may arrest without warrant
(a) a person whom he finds committing an indictable offence; or
(b) a person who, on resonable grounds, he believes
(i) has committed a criminal offence, and
(ii) is escaping from and freshly pursued by persons who have lawful authority to arrest that person
(2) ARREST BY OWNER, ETC., OF PROPERTY
Any one who is
(a) the owner or a person in lawful possession of property, or
(b) a person authorized by the owner or by a person in lawful possession of property
may arrest without warrant a person whom he finds committing a criminal offence on or in relation to that property.
(3) DELIVERY TO PEACE OFFICER
Any one other than a peace officer who arrests a person without warrant shall forthwith deliver the person to a peace officer.
[NOTES: In Canada, only Judges and Lawyers are legally allowed to interpret laws. Changing even a single word of any law found in the Criminal Code is strictly an interpretation and not a valid representation of the law! The previous segment illustrating the "citizens' power of arrest" in Canada was one individuals interpretation and was not completely accurate. A few points to help some people to understand the above section of the Criminal Code of Canada...
-Section 494, sub. 1, (a) is the "General Power of Arrest" for non-peace officers.
- Section 494, sub. 1, (b) is known as the "Assist Power of Arrest" and includes assisting another citizen who witnessed a "Criminal Offence" and, therefore, "... is escaping from and freshly pursued by persons who have lawful authority to arrest that person ...". This section of the Criminal Code of Canada IS that authorization.
- Section 494, sub. 2, is the "Owner/Agent" power of arrest. It applies to both security and all other staff (or friends/neighbours if it is a dwelling) of any given property (The reason companies tell their staff they can't make such an arrest is because if the person making the arrest is hurt/killed by the criminal the company becomes liable for the injury or death. Further, most people are neither equipped or trained to make proper arrests which greatly increases the likelihood of injury or death to the citizen).
- in Section 494, sub. 2, (b) "...a person whom he finds committing a criminal offence on or in relation to that property." includes criminal offences that are not on that property at all. If someone steals from a store, the security personnel who purse the thief can (but rarely ever do) leave the property to continue the pursuit. When the pursuit is broken off the thief is no longer considered to be "freshly pursued" and therefore others are no longer permitted to assist in the apprehension of the criminal (it, then, becomes a matter for the Police to handle).
- All citizens are permitted to use "... as much force as is reasonably necessary ..." as stated in section 27 of the Criminal Code of Canada
So if you're in the Philippines and your buddy Jim decides to pay 5 bucks for some boy to suck him off, tackle him and deliver him to your nearest peace officer.
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mainly because the other options aren't that great
UK has cameras everywhere and earthquakes and heat waves
australia is a hot fucking desert with huge godamn spiders
maybe ireland
so it sucks
That should tell you something, Canadians!
yeah, it tells them you think Sudbury is apparently the best Canada has to offer
sudbury
sudbury
I know it isn't but it still sucks. Also their customs is a bunch of cunts.
Customs? What customs?
mud on your new kicks? sorry mate, they will have to be incinerated
They only exist to harass Americans traveling to do skilled work in your country.
dude just don't get caught jesus
look the jungle gym was the best concealment i could find on the playground at recess alright
WHAT THE FUCK STALONE WHAT THE FOOOOOOOOICK
You realized that the majority of the skilled workers there come from Canada right?
for real, i thought it was a JD appreciation thread but noooooo.
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you are going to want to invest in a van with no windows
or a shovel, whatever
look i needed it bad okay
besides it was noon so i figured our shadows would be smaller and therefore we would be less visible
why should i be punished because the teacher came out of the door directly facing said jungle gym
gotta go smack him around a bit, brb
What are you talking about?
Thats probably because customs is such a bitch.
I've already said too much.
If you don't hear from me in the morning I'm probably dead.
Currently, Butters is hoping that lightning does indeed strike the same spot twice.
<I>By law, in your state/province, how many times are you allowed to get married and divorced?</I>
Just found out that here in Texas, they stop issuing you marriage licenses after your tenth.
Its okay, its just some Harvey Birdman.
We had an earthquake?
So long as it happens roughly 48 hours from now.
You're also in the fucking Sudbury, you mong. Everyone in Canada hates Sudbury.
You know it!