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The muggening

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That is fucking obscene, I can't believe somebody invented such a weapon

    Ten on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    That is fucking obscene, I can't believe somebody invented such a weapon

    i know, right

    someone sat there and thought up the best way to collapse someone's lungs intentionally with a minimum of effort

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Some crackhead tried to attack and rape my sister's friend once. Too bad for this guy my sister's friend is like 6'1" and also an FBI agent. Fucker got a stiletto heel in his face and bullet in his shoulder.

    Butters on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    did she ever fuck mulder, butters?

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    My mom went to vegas this weekend to visit with her sisters, and as she was on her way back she stopped at an albertson's to get some ice for her icechest. It was about noon, broad daylight, right out front of the grocery store, and this homeless guy hopped up on drugs and drunk as can be charges her flailing his arms yelling 'I WANT MONEY' and punches her right on the jaw.

    Three gay fellows saw this, and the muscular one punched the homeless guy off my mom to the ground, then held him to the hot cement with his foot pressed against the back of his neck. One of the other guys started soothing my mom giving her hugs and telling her she'd be ok, while the third ran to get security in albertson's.

    my poor mom's jaw is all swollen and she's all shaken up. i am really curious now as to how common this sort of thing is, and also pretty thankful those fellows were there to help her.

    so have any of you homps been mugged before? have you saved any middle aged women from being mugged? maybe you have mugged old women for a quick lump of cash? maybe you're a heroic gay dude; who knows!

    tl;dr: my mom got mugged by a homeless dude and saved by three gays

    hey

    i'm not homeless

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    That is fucking obscene, I can't believe somebody invented such a weapon

    i know, right

    someone sat there and thought up the best way to collapse someone's lungs intentionally with a minimum of effort

    From reading about it that shit could do a lot of fucking damage used pretty much anywhere. It talked about it at first being used as protection for divers, and as a last resort that might be damned useful.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It's actually been developed for military use.

    For personal protection it's pretty retarded though. It would however be really good for Shark protection while diving, expecially considered the the current protection methods end up spreading blood everywhere and invite the other sharks in for a feeding frenzy.

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Can't we all just get along? (yes, even with the sharks)

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Fuck that son, I want to roll with one of these.

    http://www.waspknife.com/index.php

    What the fuck is that? I saw the video and I still don't know what the fuck that is.

    Step 1: Stab someone.

    Step 2: Push the little button.

    Step 3: Watch the pressurised little can of awesomeness inject freezing pressurised gas into your target and watch them explode.

    Step 4: I don't know wash the blood off or something.

    that's awesome

    i want 20 of those

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    It's actually been developed for military use.

    For personal protection it's pretty retarded though. It would however be really good for Shark protection while diving, expecially considered the the current protection methods end up spreading blood everywhere and invite the other sharks in for a feeding frenzy.

    They should have stats, like this number people killed with Wasp knife, compared to this number of people that would have been killed if they were using a Wasp knife.

    Jigrah on
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    did she ever fuck mulder, butters?

    No but if she wants she gets free VIP passes to all NASCAR events. Wee!

    Butters on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    is... is it wrong that i own about 10 different knives, one of which is a neck sheath?

    i wear that one when i have to go somewhere where i'll be walking alone, and keep my normal pocketknife in my pocket

    Belruel on
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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    It's actually been developed for military use.

    For personal protection it's pretty retarded though. It would however be really good for Shark protection while diving, expecially considered the the current protection methods end up spreading blood everywhere and invite the other sharks in for a feeding frenzy.

    They should have stats, like this number people killed with Wasp knife, compared to this number of people that would have been killed if they were using a Wasp knife.

    And when you have killed 50 people with it, you get to upgrade to the Wasp knife Mark II, which inserts a small explosive device into their lungs instead which you can deploy at your leisure

    Man, I should've been able to come up with something funnier than that

    Ten on
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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    is... is it wrong that i own about 10 different knives, one of which is a neck sheath?

    i wear that one when i have to go somewhere where i'll be walking alone, and keep my normal pocketknife in my pocket

    As long as you can use a knife without getting all scared theres no problem with it.

    My favorite kind of knife right now is this razor blade knife, when it gets dull just flip the blade around, that side too Well just throw in a new razor blade.

    I love this thing.

    Jigrah on
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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    It's actually been developed for military use.

    For personal protection it's pretty retarded though. It would however be really good for Shark protection while diving, expecially considered the the current protection methods end up spreading blood everywhere and invite the other sharks in for a feeding frenzy.

    They should have stats, like this number people killed with Wasp knife, compared to this number of people that would have been killed if they were using a Wasp knife.

    And when you have killed 50 people with it, you get to upgrade to the Wasp knife Mark II, which inserts a small explosive device into their lungs instead which you can deploy at your leisure

    Man, I should've been able to come up with something funnier than that

    I was thinking instead of compressed air, why not like a tazer shock eh? We should get in on that.

    Jigrah on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    is... is it wrong that i own about 10 different knives, one of which is a neck sheath?

    i wear that one when i have to go somewhere where i'll be walking alone, and keep my normal pocketknife in my pocket

    what kind of knives are we talkin' here

    i have like, 5, i am jealous that you have more pointy things than me

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    It's actually been developed for military use.

    For personal protection it's pretty retarded though. It would however be really good for Shark protection while diving, expecially considered the the current protection methods end up spreading blood everywhere and invite the other sharks in for a feeding frenzy.

    They should have stats, like this number people killed with Wasp knife, compared to this number of people that would have been killed if they were using a Wasp knife.

    Apparently for military use it has the advantage of being faster and therefore more silent than a regular knife.

    Still, I would love to shove it into a watermelon and press the button.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    is... is it wrong that i own about 10 different knives, one of which is a neck sheath?

    i wear that one when i have to go somewhere where i'll be walking alone, and keep my normal pocketknife in my pocket

    no, you're a lady, it's okay

    but the dudes who take pictures of them all collected spelling 'knives rule' are kind of odd

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh yea, i've studied several styles of martial arts since i was 12, and there was a decent focus on knife fighting; i could hold my own and have no problem hurting someone who means me harm

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    On the way up to Atlanta Pip and I found a gas station selling a bunch of fantasy knives.
    It was weird because the place was pretty backwoodsy and pretty freaking redneck.

    Rinder on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I just shoot people.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    oh yea, i've studied several styles of martial arts since i was 12, and there was a decent focus on knife fighting; i could hold my own and have no problem hurting someone who means me harm

    that's pretty cool, i was only ever taught how to defend against knives, not use them

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    is... is it wrong that i own about 10 different knives, one of which is a neck sheath?

    i wear that one when i have to go somewhere where i'll be walking alone, and keep my normal pocketknife in my pocket

    what kind of knives are we talkin' here

    i have like, 5, i am jealous that you have more pointy things than me

    well, most are normal pocket knives of various kinds, metal ones, wood handles ones, i have a bone handled one that was given to me as a give, but that one has a sheath. i didn't count my throwing hatchet or knives, its not like i carry those with me places.

    let me go grab a few and take a picture or something

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    is... is it wrong that i own about 10 different knives, one of which is a neck sheath?

    i wear that one when i have to go somewhere where i'll be walking alone, and keep my normal pocketknife in my pocket

    Depends. Have you trained realistically with a knife and do you have the guts to use it come rape time? Unless the answers to both of these questions are yes you're doing yourself a major disfavour.

    Personally, I've tried and trained with a lot of different weapons, and I'd choose a striking weapon any day. Any damn there is.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    It's actually been developed for military use.

    For personal protection it's pretty retarded though. It would however be really good for Shark protection while diving, expecially considered the the current protection methods end up spreading blood everywhere and invite the other sharks in for a feeding frenzy.

    They should have stats, like this number people killed with Wasp knife, compared to this number of people that would have been killed if they were using a Wasp knife.

    Apparently for military use it has the advantage of being faster and therefore more silent than a regular knife.

    Still, I would love to shove it into a watermelon and press the button.

    I first read your posts and was like wtf are you thinking faster, its just a fuckin knife. Its no faster then any other knife at stabbing people.

    Then I figured out you meant it was faster at killing people, which makes sense. I bet after you injected the air into someone once you pulled the knife out it would be like a loud ass fart.

    A great alternative use would definitely be on water melons.

    Jigrah on
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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    is... is it wrong that i own about 10 different knives, one of which is a neck sheath?

    i wear that one when i have to go somewhere where i'll be walking alone, and keep my normal pocketknife in my pocket

    Depends. Have you trained realistically with a knife and do you have the guts to use it come rape time? Unless the answers to both of these questions are yes you're doing yourself a major disfavour.

    Personally, I've tried and trained with a lot of different weapons, and I'd choose a striking weapon any day. Any damn there is.

    Those extendable batons mean serious business, you could absolutely fuck someone up with one of those. And hey, its pretty compact too.

    Jigrah on
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    is... is it wrong that i own about 10 different knives, one of which is a neck sheath?

    i wear that one when i have to go somewhere where i'll be walking alone, and keep my normal pocketknife in my pocket

    As long as you can use a knife without getting all scared theres no problem with it.

    My favorite kind of knife right now is this razor blade knife, when it gets dull just flip the blade around, that side too Well just throw in a new razor blade.

    I love this thing.

    Like this?
    b4a7df91-f770-46dc-96da-f74b1bdd92aa_300.jpg

    Yeah they're awesome.

    Butters on
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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I just shoot people.

    Yeh, but do the bullets then blast air into their body? I don't think so!

    Ten on
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    oh yea, i've studied several styles of martial arts since i was 12, and there was a decent focus on knife fighting; i could hold my own and have no problem hurting someone who means me harm

    that's pretty cool, i was only ever taught how to defend against knives, not use them

    I assume they taught you how to run first?

    Butters on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I just shoot people.

    Yeh, but do the bullets then blast air into their body? I don't think so!

    I pump people full of sky.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    oh yea, i've studied several styles of martial arts since i was 12, and there was a decent focus on knife fighting; i could hold my own and have no problem hurting someone who means me harm

    that's pretty cool, i was only ever taught how to defend against knives, not use them

    I assume they taught you how to run first?

    yeah, that was the first day of class (seriously)

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That's pretty awesome of those dudes to get involved.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    is... is it wrong that i own about 10 different knives, one of which is a neck sheath?

    i wear that one when i have to go somewhere where i'll be walking alone, and keep my normal pocketknife in my pocket

    As long as you can use a knife without getting all scared theres no problem with it.

    My favorite kind of knife right now is this razor blade knife, when it gets dull just flip the blade around, that side too Well just throw in a new razor blade.

    I love this thing.

    Like this?
    b4a7df91-f770-46dc-96da-f74b1bdd92aa_300.jpg

    Yeah they're awesome.

    Exactly, everyone, you should get a knife like this, they really are damn handy.

    Jigrah on
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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Taking a knife for a fight is a terrible idea apparently.

    Not just for legal ramifications, but the short range exposes you a great deal, and if they grab your forearm and get the knife off you, well it can ruin your day

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    oh yea, i've studied several styles of martial arts since i was 12, and there was a decent focus on knife fighting; i could hold my own and have no problem hurting someone who means me harm

    that's pretty cool, i was only ever taught how to defend against knives, not use them

    I assume they taught you how to run first?

    yeah, that was the first day of class (seriously)

    As it should be. Nothing dumber than a martial arts instructor that takes a nonchalant attitude towards knives. I attended a two day seminar once and the dude's motto was something like "If you choose to fight you are going to get cut. No matter who has the knife you are going to get cut."

    Butters on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Taking a knife for a fight is a terrible idea apparently.

    Not just for legal ramifications, but the short range exposes you a great deal, and if they grab your forearm and get the knife off you, well it can ruin your day

    that's why i don't use one

    blades of hands, fists, shins, knees, feet are all way more versatile than a knife, plus you can't drop them because your palms are damn sweaty

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    oh yea, i've studied several styles of martial arts since i was 12, and there was a decent focus on knife fighting; i could hold my own and have no problem hurting someone who means me harm

    that's pretty cool, i was only ever taught how to defend against knives, not use them

    I assume they taught you how to run first?

    yeah, that was the first day of class (seriously)

    As it should be. Nothing dumber than a martial arts instructor that takes a nonchalant attitude towards knives. I attended a two day seminar once and the dude's motto was something like "If you choose to fight you are going to get cut. No matter who has the knife you are going to get cut."

    the best teachers i've had all said something like 'if you're fighting, you're already exhausted all other options, and you're probably going to get damn hurt.'

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Where would I look for an extendable baton?

    I have been interested in them for a while.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I haven't had a really good knife since I left the farm. I've got a couple of cheap ones around for opening boxes and such, but that's about it. I've been meaning to buy a decent multitool since forever, but there always seems to be something better to spend the money on.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Taking a knife for a fight is a terrible idea apparently.

    Not just for legal ramifications, but the short range exposes you a great deal, and if they grab your forearm and get the knife off you, well it can ruin your day

    I assure you, someone grabbing onto your wrist is the easiest problem to solve in a fight. Even easier with a knife since you can inflict a wrist cut or two along the way.

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