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[Miniphalla] Stuck At Work | Accountant Victory!

edited July 2008 in Critical Failures
Tick.

Tock.

Tick.

Tock.


It's Friday, and you can do nothing but watch the second hand slowly make its way around the clock, slowly inching closer to the weekend. You can feel it. The great party you're headed to, the relaxing day in the sun, staying up all night and sleeping late. It's just a few hours away.


ring, ring.

"Hello?"


"There's been a problem."



This is a classic phalla. All normal phalla rules apply. "Hours" will end at 9:00 PM EST every day. Narrations will be short and roles will be revealed upon death.

!Sign up like that (I don't care what color). !vote like this. !retract like this. Retractions don't matter, but it makes it easier for me to calculate things.





The Employees

01 Quoth, Accountant terminated Hour 1
02 crimsoncoyote, Accountant terminated Hour 2
03 Infidel, Accountant incriminated Hour 3
04 delroland, Rogue Accountant removed Hour 3
05 Wildcat, Accountant liquidated Hour 2
06 Archr5, Accountant terminated Hour 4
07 FreeAgent, Human Resources resigned Hour 4
08 FunkyWaltDogg, Accountant disenfranchised and removed Hour 1
09 Red Bird, Rogue Accountant terminated Hour 5
10 Gumpy, Accountant incriminated Hour 3
11 TehSpectre, Rogue Accountant removed Hour 2
12 Dac Vin, IT Specialist went on vacation Hour 5
13 Edcrab, Accountant liquidated Hour 2
14 B:L, The Break Room Jokester disenfranchised Hour 1
15 minigunwielder, Accountant terminated Hour 3
16 Stew_Stick, Accountant resigned Hour 4
17 Seriously, Rogue Accountant removed Hour 4
18 Ryadic, IT Specialist terminated Hour 2
19 Arkas, Accountant went on vacation Hour 5
20 Obbi, Office Security survived!

RR El Skid
RR durax
RR Toxic Toys

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !sign up

    Edit: crap, should I delete and repost?

    Quoth on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2008
    why? :P

    Unknown User on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !signup

    crimsoncoyote on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !posting from work :winky:

    Infidel on
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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Infidel wrote: »
    !posting from work :winky:

    !This should really be a requirement for playing in this Phalla.

    delroland on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2008
    It's certainly a requirement for hosting it ;x

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    why? :P

    In case you wanted post #2 for clarifications or whatever. If you don't care, I don't care!

    Quoth on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Sign up on the office computer - suck it, bossman!

    Wildcat on
  • Archr5Archr5 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Sign Up, also posting from work

    I've never done a Phalla before but I've read how the basic games goes on the Mafiascum.net wiki.

    Feel free to tell me to fuck off if me being a newbie is a problem.

    Archr5 on
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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Sign up

    I hope their are post-its involved.

    And no, Archr, if we ran off new players, we would lose the whole new blood thing. We would become stagnant, as it were.

    FreeAgent on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !reserve up

    In the unlikely event you find yourself short players, I'll step up...but I may as well let the dead have some phalla fun.

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2008
    This game isn't going to be all crazy roles mechanic testing, so it's probably a good place to pop your proverbial cherry.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I shall sign up.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !sign up

    Somebody should do a "The Office" phalla

    Jason Todd on
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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !I sign up from work

    The work of counting and monitoring my soon to be victims

    Gumpy on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Another basic phalla? Awesome.

    !sign up

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Sign up! Also newbie and alas, not posting from work. I got plenty of post-its though.

    Dac Vin on
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  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !reserve

    durax on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !sign up

    I work from home SO I'M ALWAYS AT WORK AAARGGGH

    ...plus playing a "basic" mechanic game will be break from all the crap I'm currently annoying people with

    Edcrab on
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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Welcome to our two new players!

    Wildcat on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    AH FUCK ROBOHOBO I'M STILL AT WORK AND WILL BE UNTIL MIDNIGHT RAGHARGHARGH

    !Sign up

    B:L on
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man... too bad they didn't get to jump in on a full-size Phalla for a first time.

    Don't worry, it feels good.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm hoping for guardian or mason. Those are the only good guy roles I haven't held.

    Jason Todd on
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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    !Sweat on my brow

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    Yes, but you'll be the death milling reverse mason.

    (I have no idea what that string of words meant, but knowing my coworkers...)

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I think you have this confused with the roguelike phalla

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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !Sign up

    Stew_Stick on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    I'm hoping for guardian or mason. Those are the only good guy roles I haven't held.

    I'm hoping for vig.

    YOU KNOW WHY.
    <3

    Wildcat on
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man... too bad they didn't get to jump in on a full-size Phalla for a first time.

    Don't worry, it feels good.

    To be honest, if this was a full-size phalla I would have joined in anyway, I just happened to browse and "OH GREAT MOTHER IN THE SKY A PHALLA HAS JUST OPENED MUST SIGN UP" :P

    That, and I need to stop lurking.

    Dac Vin on
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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Did I kill you? Oh god, so much blood on my hands.

    Jason Todd on
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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I will be stuck at work when the rounds for this game ends

    !Sounds appropriate

    Seriously on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sign up

    Ryadic on
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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    I hope to be a special, as I haven't been a special in a game I could play in reliably since !BANG Phalla.

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Robo thero is a jerkface for ignoring !Sign up

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=6028323#post6028323

    B:L on
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  • minigunwielderminigunwielder __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    SHH, it can feel any continued discussion about itself.

    Don't edit your post to fix it's name.

    minigunwielder on
    Your sig was too tall. -Thanatos
    delroland wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8

    The first post of the thread.

    That was an edited in. It originally read "Gumpy & Friends vs the Generic Bad People"
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    !sign up

    Toxic Toys on
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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    !signup

    Obbi on
  • ArkasArkas Registered User
    edited June 2008
    signup!

    Arkas on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Arkas wrote: »
    signup!

    Sorry, it filled up with the Obbi signup, but you can still reserve.

    B:L on
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    B:L, I am trying to decide whether your avatar is humorous or unacceptable.

    Quoth on
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