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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i copy jokes from se++ and use them in real life and everyone is all "you're so witty"

    unless i go to a pax

    then they are all "tldr"

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    oh god I'm already confused what does any of this mean

    I used to know this like 3 years ago and now I understand nothing

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    alright quick everybody tell me their crazy hiccup cure

    what if i huff this air duster stuff

    yourclothes on
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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh god I'm already confused what does any of this mean

    I used to know this like 3 years ago and now I understand nothing

    The secret of the universe is like that, it'll slip out of your mind like soap on butter.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    nobody here is even very mean like what is the deal

    except Tube.


    your honor, as evidence i present Exhibit A.

    he is the meanest gay.

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh god I'm already confused what does any of this mean

    I used to know this like 3 years ago and now I understand nothing

    Personal Home Page

    Ten on
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    alright quick everybody tell me their crazy hiccup cure

    what if i huff this air duster stuff

    Perform an emergency tracheotomy with a pen.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    alright quick everybody tell me their crazy hiccup cure

    what if i huff this air duster stuff

    hold your breath for 5 minutes

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    drink water from the wrong end of the cup

    also i steal jokes from SE and use them in real life as well
    oh well?

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    trying to hold my breath first...

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    oh god I'm already confused what does any of this mean

    I used to know this like 3 years ago and now I understand nothing

    The secret of the universe is like that, it'll slip out of your mind like soap on butter.

    this sounds very..Douglas Adams-esque.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Remove your head. Break the circuit!

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    trying to hold my breath first...

    Relax your diaphragm, don't breath in and hold your breath, breath all the way out and then don't breath in for a little while

    Ten on
  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    oh god I'm already confused what does any of this mean

    I used to know this like 3 years ago and now I understand nothing

    The secret of the universe is like that, it'll slip out of your mind like soap on butter.

    this sounds very..Douglas Adams-esque.

    What if I told you that I stole it from him?

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    trying to hold my breath first...

    Relax your diaphragm, don't breath in and hold your breath, breath all the way out and then don't breath in for a little while

    yeah that's what i did

    it worked 8-)

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    trying to hold my breath first...


    pussy!
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    Get to it!

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    well i guess it's better safe than sorry

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    I've found that I use more penis jokes in real life since postring in SE++

    This is twice that I have found your av enormously appropriate for your post.

    What was the first time?

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    nobody here is even very mean like what is the deal

    except Tube.


    your honor, as evidence i present Exhibit A.

    he is the meanest gay.

    tube is the meanest.

    [tiny]tube is actually very nice to me[/tiny]

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    I've found that I use more penis jokes in real life since postring in SE++

    This is twice that I have found your av enormously appropriate for your post.

    What was the first time?

    I don't remember but it was sometime this week.

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    trying to hold my breath first...

    Relax your diaphragm, don't breath in and hold your breath, breath all the way out and then don't breath in for a little while

    yeah that's what i did

    it worked 8-)

    :^:

    Ten on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    so yesterday I was listening to the radio on the way home, and the guys were reading Craigslist postings

    and this one, seriously, this one was amazing

    it read

    EXTRA PIES
    Sheris Restaurant was having a sale on pies and so I bought a bunch, but now I have extra. Willing to sell for cash or trade for various goods or diabetic supplies.




    Read that last part again.

    Man, what?

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    hahaha

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    trying to hold my breath first...

    Relax your diaphragm, don't breath in and hold your breath, breath all the way out and then don't breath in for a little while

    yeah that's what i did

    it worked 8-)

    :^:

    hey Ten
    :twisted:BOO:twisted:

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    trying to hold my breath first...


    pussy!
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    Get to it!

    why have they pixellated the cartoons face?

    is he underage?

    in the witness protection program?

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I wondered that myself. I have no idea.

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  • -smash-smash Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Maybe it's the "face with 2nd degree burns" bit that they hesitate to illustrate in painful, painful detail.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    it says "Face with 2nd Degree Burns" on the left.



    i think it has to do with that.


    edit: CURSE MY DECREPIT SLOTH HANDS

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    so yesterday I was listening to the radio on the way home, and the guys were reading Craigslist postings

    and this one, seriously, this one was amazing

    it read

    EXTRA PIES
    Sheris Restaurant was having a sale on pies and so I bought a bunch, but now I have extra. Willing to sell for cash or trade for various goods or diabetic supplies.




    Read that last part again.

    Man, what?

    I was picturing meat pies and was all "whut?"

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    it says "Face with 2nd Degree Burns" on the left.



    i think it has to do with that.


    edit: CURSE MY DECREPIT SLOTH HANDS

    YOU HAVE FAILED FOR THE LAST TIME

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    so yesterday I was listening to the radio on the way home, and the guys were reading Craigslist postings

    and this one, seriously, this one was amazing

    it read

    EXTRA PIES
    Sheris Restaurant was having a sale on pies and so I bought a bunch, but now I have extra. Willing to sell for cash or trade for various goods or diabetic supplies.




    Read that last part again.

    Man, what?
    Maybe they ate too many pies.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    it says "Face with 2nd Degree Burns" on the left.



    i think it has to do with that.


    edit: CURSE MY DECREPIT SLOTH HANDS

    YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME STARSCREAM

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    there is no part of that craigslist post i don't find funny

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bel: making things awesome, since forever

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    *おなら*
  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Coronation Starscream? This is more like bad comedy.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    there is a very disturbing flash movie i have seen.


    it has Starscream and Megatron and a porn vid with Optimus and Rodimus and Arcee.


    it is horrible.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    there is no part of that craigslist post i don't find funny
    oh hey cheap pies better get the pickup woohoo check it out honey we got sixty sebben pies awww dang I forgot about mah diabeeteez

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I tell real life friends stories from SE++ and they laugh.

    but i never tell them that they're from here, because then they get wierded out

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    there is no part of that craigslist post i don't find funny
    oh hey cheap pies better get the pickup woohoo check it out honey we got sixty sebben pies awww dang I forgot about mah diabeeteez

    this reminds me of
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  • -smash-smash Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh, I'm constantly showing my wife things from here and laughing maniacally. Sometimes she laughs too. Sometimes she doesn't.

    She got a kick out of motherfucking otter pops though.

    -smash on
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