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Divorce! Hooray!(?)

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    The divorce rate for bipolar folks is currently hovering at around 90%

    Isn't that neat?

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    what, as in two bipolar people married together?

    Because thats sounds like a stupid idea.

    EDIT: Nope, i was just being a retard.

    Yeah, I meant if just one person in the relationship is.

    I don't know the stats on if both are. In those cases, I imagine it ends in jail time as many times as it does divorce.

    my mom is bipolar and refuses to acknowledge it, the only reason my parents stay together is because my dad is doing his damn hardest to hold all the pieces together as she screams and abuses him and says she's gonna leave.

    because you see, she would kill herself if this all went to hell, and my dad is doing his hardest to love her and take care of his family

    this explains the knives.


    also, holy shit so many knives.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    People get pissy if you say anything possibly derogatory about their kids. Like if you tell them that they named their infant daughter after a whore.

    i have an aunt (a few years younger than me, yea its a fucked up story) named 'Summer Eve'

    aha...ahahaha...ahahahaha

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    your dad sounds like a good dude and a martyr.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Mysst!

    Welcome to the "Get divorced but remain friends" club
    Thank you! What a lovely membership card!

    Annual membership dues are 40% of your take home.

    Stale on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    The divorce rate for bipolar folks is currently hovering at around 90%

    Isn't that neat?

    The_More_You_Know.jpg

    what, as in two bipolar people married together?

    Because thats sounds like a stupid idea.

    EDIT: Nope, i was just being a retard.

    Yeah, I meant if just one person in the relationship is.

    I don't know the stats on if both are. In those cases, I imagine it ends in jail time as many times as it does divorce.

    my mom is bipolar and refuses to acknowledge it, the only reason my parents stay together is because my dad is doing his damn hardest to hold all the pieces together as she screams and abuses him and says she's gonna leave.

    because you see, she would kill herself if this all went to hell, and my dad is doing his hardest to love her and take care of his family

    this explains the knives.


    also, holy shit so many knives.

    yea, i'm not so shabby with a gun either, hahaha

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    People get pissy if you say anything possibly derogatory about their kids. Like if you tell them that they named their infant daughter after a whore.

    I guy I played WoW with named his daughter Aurora, so I linked him some of the body of work from the porn star with that name. He wasn't amused.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    People get pissy if you say anything possibly derogatory about their kids. Like if you tell them that they named their infant daughter after a whore.

    i have an aunt (a few years younger than me, yea its a fucked up story) named 'Summer Eve'

    aha...ahahaha...ahahahaha
    Dude on the forums named his daughter after Inara, on Firefly.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    People get pissy if you say anything possibly derogatory about their kids. Like if you tell them that they named their infant daughter after a whore.

    I guy I played WoW with named his daughter Aurora, so I linked him some of the body of work from the porn star with that name. He wasn't amused.

    hey, aurora snow is a classy lady!

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    People get pissy if you say anything possibly derogatory about their kids. Like if you tell them that they named their infant daughter after a whore.
    Or a whore's disease.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    People get pissy if you say anything possibly derogatory about their kids. Like if you tell them that they named their infant daughter after a whore.

    i have an aunt (a few years younger than me, yea its a fucked up story) named 'Summer Eve'

    aha...ahahaha...ahahahaha
    Dude on the forums named his daughter after Inara, on Firefly.

    seriously this is something that actually happened

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    your dad sounds like a good dude and a martyr.

    yea, he is

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    People get pissy if you say anything possibly derogatory about their kids. Like if you tell them that they named their infant daughter after a whore.

    I guy I played WoW with named his daughter Aurora, so I linked him some of the body of work from the porn star with that name. He wasn't amused.

    hey, aurora snow is a classy lady!

    The sound clip of her taking a deep throat dicking is a stand-by for every shock jock in America. She must be so proud.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I swear to God this is true:

    In Bloomington IL, there was a young girl named Klamydia Juarez

    Stale on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    People get pissy if you say anything possibly derogatory about their kids. Like if you tell them that they named their infant daughter after a whore.

    i have an aunt (a few years younger than me, yea its a fucked up story) named 'Summer Eve'

    aha...ahahaha...ahahahaha
    Dude on the forums named his daughter after Inara, on Firefly.

    seriously this is something that actually happened

    really. oh man, hahaha

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    People get pissy if you say anything possibly derogatory about their kids. Like if you tell them that they named their infant daughter after a whore.

    I guy I played WoW with named his daughter Aurora, so I linked him some of the body of work from the porn star with that name. He wasn't amused.

    hey, aurora snow is a classy lady!

    The sound clip of her taking a deep throat dicking is a stand-by for every shock jock in America. She must be so proud.

    I love that she went from "oh, i'm just doing a few scenes with one other dude, be all shy and innocent" to "bring on the gangbangs and bukkakes and anal play" in such a short amount of time.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2008
    I mean what is going through your head when you not only name your child after a character from a tv show but after a character who is a prostitute

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Mysst!

    Welcome to the "Get divorced but remain friends" club
    Thank you! What a lovely membership card!

    Annual membership dues are 40% of your take home.
    That doesn't sound too friendly to me. But then, she's made more money than me forever.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I mean what is going through your head when you not only name your child after a character from a tv show but after a character who is a prostitute

    'it works best when you train them young' ?

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have known many women named Shithead

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what's with all the divorce lately

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    really guys 'summer eve'


    like the vagina cleaning products

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    SA wrote: »
    I have known many women named Shithead

    just because thats what you call them it doesn't make it their name

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    I mean what is going through your head when you not only name your child after a character from a tv show but after a character who is a prostitute

    For some people, that's called having positive aspirations for their child's future.

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    really guys 'summer eve'


    like the vagina cleaning products

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    That's where I know that name from.

    That's a really bad name.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    I mean what is going through your head when you not only name your child after a character from a tv show but after a character who is a prostitute

    Hey, she's a companion not a prostitute. Just because she accepts goods and/or money in exchange for sexual favors doesn't make her a whore. It's totally a spiritual thing and not fanservice to the Whedon fanboys.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what's with all the divorce lately

    Left-wing conspiracy

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I mean what is going through your head when you not only name your child after a character from a tv show but after a character who is a prostitute

    Hey, she's a companion not a prostitute. Just because she accepts goods and/or money in exchange for sexual favors doesn't make her a whore. It's totally a spiritual thing and not fanservice to the Whedon fanboys.

    To quote a great man, "Selling is legal, and fucking is legal, so why isn't selling fucking legal".

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what's with all the divorce lately

    Left-wing conspiracy

    it's because of THE GAYS.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what's with all the divorce lately
    It's harder to sate young girls when you're 40.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what's with all the divorce lately

    Left-wing conspiracy

    it's because of THE GAYS.

    They ruined my heterosexual marriage. Damn them.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    what's with all the divorce lately
    It's harder to sate young girls when you're 40.

    Wait, who cares if they're sexual satisfied?

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I give my marriage 5 years.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what's with all the divorce lately

    reality sucks sometimes

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    what's with all the divorce lately
    It's harder to sate young girls when you're 40.

    Wait, who cares if they're sexual satisfied?
    Oh man, I totally meant to type 'date', but I suppose it works both ways.

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    Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I've been divorced for a little over 2 years now, and I'm just now starting my first real relationship since then. Being single will be weird as fuck at first. Good luck to you.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah, I'm gonna have like a box and a half of condoms and I hope to god I'll be using them.

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    who uses condoms anymore? i tell all my bitches birth control or you are on the street.

    i itch.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2008
    ...

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    BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    GRMike wrote: »
    who uses condoms anymore? i tell all my bitches birth control or you are on the street.

    i itch.

    What?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    oh good a thread about people getting divorced and talking about failed marriages

    boy I can't wait to tie that knot in two weeks thanks fuckers

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