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    iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    mosh pits outside of abortion clinics

    actually

    wouldn't xxstraight edgexx be exactly conservative punk?

    man i hate hardcore kids more than anything except for straight edge hardcore kids

    those dudes will straight up punch you in the face for holding a beer in your hand


    oh my god hardcore kids everywhere
    with their hair gel and their color green
    how do they look so good while their convictions remain so strong?

    because their hair gel that they use isn't tested on animals
    and their swallow tattoos are fucking lame
    and cocaine is essentially vegan
    and they don't give a fuck anyway
    they're so vain, and yes, this song is about them

    oh my god post-hardcore kids everywhere
    with their violence and pomposity
    so fucking straightedge getting high off of self-righteousness
    and praying to a sideways cross
    so urban, so infantile, so angry, so young, and so poor
    they don't need to use a crutch 'cuz they've got the wheelchair

    oh my god there's assholes everywhere
    pretentious fucking assholes everywhere
    oh my god there's assholes everywhere
    pretentious judgemental assholes everywhere

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    As hard as it is to imagine someone ruining the Misfits with sheer stupidity, Graves actually managed to do just that.

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    ahahha newfies

    don't make me hurt you pip

    dun't maek me hiurt you budday

    buoy

    not buddy

    buoy

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    There was an interview the Daily Show did with a conservative punk a few years ago, I think.

    oh hey look at that

    sup michael graves

    http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/50996/detail/
    ahahahahaha

    "In summation: Temporary facepaint = stupid. Permanent arm paint = totally awesome."

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Honestly guys, I do not get Conservative Punks one bit.

    Its like one time I was at the bar at the aforementioned Reef.
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    This place is a haven for hipsters and punk kids and old gentlemanly guys (like, 55+) who've lived in Olympia all their lives who enjoy the homemade pies and hot turkey sandwiches. Its a a place with a liberal mindset.

    And this dude next to me at the bar, dressed in punker gear, pretty drunk, is talking to us about how homosexuality is forbidden in the bible.

    I was like what?

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    There was an interview the Daily Show did with a conservative punk a few years ago, I think.

    oh hey look at that

    sup michael graves

    http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/50996/detail/
    ahahahahaha

    "In summation: Temporary facepaint = stupid. Permanent arm paint = totally awesome."

    I lolled.

    And I have ink, so hey.

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    As hard as it is to imagine someone ruining the Misfits with sheer stupidity...

    Uh.

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    iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    conservative punks are the new Nazi punks

    in that we should beat the shit out of them on site

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    As hard as it is to imagine someone ruining the Misfits with sheer stupidity...

    Uh.
    do you want to die, or what

    because no

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    ahahha newfies

    don't make me hurt you pip

    hee hee

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    What does this mean for Ryan Seacrest? D:

    On second thought ... American Idol 2021.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    As hard as it is to imagine someone ruining the Misfits with sheer stupidity...

    Uh.
    do you want to die, or what

    because no
    Their early material being good had nothing to do with the members not being total idiots.

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    iplaybass wrote: »
    conservative punks are the new Nazi punks

    in that we should beat the shit out of them on site

    But they believe fighting is wrong.

    Unless it's against brown people.

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    oogmar wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    conservative punks are the new Nazi punks

    in that we should beat the shit out of them on site

    But they believe fighting is wrong.

    Unless it's against brown people.
    well yeah but they're not really people so

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i've never really listened to the misfits

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oogmar wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    conservative punks are the new Nazi punks

    in that we should beat the shit out of them on site

    But they believe fighting is wrong.

    Unless it's against brown people.

    conservative punks, heh.
    Sorta like republican/conservative gays.

    Who needs personal freedoms or a soul if you're rich, right guys?
    Fuck those guys

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Are there really conservative gays?

    What tortured spirits those fictional beings must be.

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    well they've got a point about the gays

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Are there really conservative gays?

    What tortured spirits those fictional beings must be.

    Offshore drilling is

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Are there really conservative gays?

    What tortured spirits those fictional beings must be.

    Offshore drilling is

    fabulouspc6.jpg
    ahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Are there really conservative gays?

    What tortured spirits those fictional beings must be.

    sadly.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Are there really conservative gays?

    What tortured spirits those fictional beings must be.

    Offshore drilling is

    fabulouspc6.jpg

    +50 awesome.

    I'm saving that gif.

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    Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    gay republicans? not on your li

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    One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Homosexuality and Parasites

    Man, what the hell

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    gay bowel syndrome?

    like, what

    "I'm not gay. Just my ass is. The rest of me is all about the clam, dude."

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ahaha!

    Number 8 is the best.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Homosexuality and Parasites

    Man, what the hell
    What, you never had Gay Lice?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    My dick likes the taco, but my butt likes burritos

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I just looked and the stats are now this:

    * Atheism (3,859,474)
    * Homosexuality (3,129,557)
    * Main Page (3,001,463)
    * Wikipedia (472,134)
    * Homosexual Agenda (336,383)
    * Arguments Against Homosexuality (334,301)
    * Ex-homosexuals (319,626)
    * Examples of Bias in Wikipedia (313,151)
    * Theory of evolution (311,310)
    * Hillary Rodham Clinton (265,977)

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    One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Homosexuality and Parasites

    Man, what the hell
    What, you never had Gay Lice?

    Well, there was that time that I had Cher music eminating from my crotch. That must have been it.

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    iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Homosexuality and Parasites

    Man, what the hell
    What, you never had Gay Lice?

    they're awful, they shit hairgel

    gay crabs are alright though

    all braiding and styling your pubes

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    gay bowel syndrome?

    like, what

    "I'm not gay. Just my ass is. The rest of me is all about the clam, dude."

    oh my god i can't stop laughing at this

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    devicesdevices Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    My dick likes the taco, but my butt likes burritos

    think outside the bun

    and then between

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh my god, that "Fabulous" picture took me by complete surprise. I think my lungs tried to escape my ribcage at that moment I laughed so hard.

    I remember a long time ago on these boards somebody was talking about how they'd gotten into a political debate with an African-American dude who identified himself as a Republican. Somebody on the boards was like "did the debate center around the question of whether or not he actually exists?"

    My opinion is that a conservative punk is basically a Republican kid who likes angry music and leather jackets, but isn't racist enough to stomach whitepower hardcore.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Also is there a liberalpedia
    Because come on let's get it all out there

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    iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh my god, that "Fabulous" picture took me by complete surprise. I think my lungs tried to escape my ribcage at that moment I laughed so hard.

    I remember a long time ago on these boards somebody was talking about how they'd gotten into a political debate with an African-American dude who identified himself as a Republican. Somebody on the boards was like "did the debate center around the question of whether or not he actually exists?"

    My opinion is that a conservative punk is basically a Republican kid who likes angry music and leather jackets, but isn't racist enough to stomach whitepower hardcore.

    a Republican who isn't racist?

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    As hard as it is to imagine someone ruining the Misfits with sheer stupidity...

    Uh.
    do you want to die, or what

    because no
    Their early material being good had nothing to do with the members not being total idiots.

    Yes which is why it is surprising that someone who is a complete idiot would actually be stupid enough to ruin the Misfits who were once known for being a pack of idiots who rocked.

    Do you get it now?

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    iplaybass wrote: »
    Oh my god, that "Fabulous" picture took me by complete surprise. I think my lungs tried to escape my ribcage at that moment I laughed so hard.

    I remember a long time ago on these boards somebody was talking about how they'd gotten into a political debate with an African-American dude who identified himself as a Republican. Somebody on the boards was like "did the debate center around the question of whether or not he actually exists?"

    My opinion is that a conservative punk is basically a Republican kid who likes angry music and leather jackets, but isn't racist enough to stomach whitepower hardcore.

    a Republican who isn't racist?

    No no, "not racist enough"

    Its an important distinction.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    "I'm not racist! Some of my best housekeepers are black!"

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Also is there a liberalpedia
    Because come on let's get it all out there

    Article 1: How to bring a man to orgasm.

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