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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    basically the symbiotes are the worst part of spiderman

    close

    Pjudas.jpg

    i don't know who that is

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_Traveller

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    why are comics so terrible these days

    thats a silly thing to say

    there are good ones and bad ones

    just like always

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    why are comics so terrible these days

    they aren't all terrible.

    but mostly the bad ones come about because people equate the ability to envision HOLY FUCK THAT WOULD LOOK AWESOME sequences with being able to write good characters and interesting stories.

    also because no one really gives a shit anymore about even pretending to follow continuity.

    by which i mean no one who writes bad comics.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    why are comics so terrible these days

    Hey now there are good things
    Green Lantern, USM, Iron Fist, Punisher MAX
    Moon Knight. Especially Moon Knight

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    pony a comic you should read is Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose

    it is the best comic

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    basically the symbiotes are the worst part of spiderman

    are you implying that venom and carnage are the worst spider-man villains

    because that would mean your opinion is some kind of horrible thing

    maximum carnage is one of the best spider-man stories ever

    Larlar on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    basically the symbiotes are the worst part of spiderman

    close

    some douchebag

    i don't know who that is

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_Traveller
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Judas Traveller was introduced in the infamous Clone Saga

    stopped reading right here

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    why are comics so terrible these days

    did I timeslip back into the 90s and not notice or what?

    because there are a lot of really good comics here in the new millenium

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    basically the symbiotes are the worst part of spiderman

    are you implying that venom and carnage are the worst spider-man villains

    because that would mean your opinion is some kind of horrible thing

    maximum carnage is one of the best spider-man stories ever

    i hate venom

    maximum carnage is fantastic

    but

    venom is terrible and nobody will convince me otherwise

    maximum carnage was a great run inspite of venom and carnage both

    Pony on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    The last issue of Clone Saga was bitchin'
    Just Peter and Norman beating the shit out of each other and Norman gets all unnerved by Peter getting back up every damn time
    And he's like "Bitch you got my wife and unborn kid I swear to god we are doing this shit"
    And then Ben dies and it's like :(

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    alright you guys i want you tell me

    what is with the mega-events

    why can't i just read iron man or batman anymore

    Pony on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    basically the symbiotes are the worst part of spiderman

    are you implying that venom and carnage are the worst spider-man villains

    because that would mean your opinion is some kind of horrible thing

    maximum carnage is one of the best spider-man stories ever

    i hate venom

    maximum carnage is fantastic

    but

    venom is terrible and nobody will convince me otherwise

    maximum carnage was a great run inspite of venom and carnage both

    you guys are fakeposting right

    right

    please be fakeposting

    Balefuego on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    The last issue of Clone Saga was

    stopped reading

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Because better heroes need to prop up less good ones.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    alright you guys i want you tell me

    what is with the mega-events

    why can't i just read iron man or batman anymore

    they are what sells

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    pony you don't get to say that if you liked Maximum Carnage

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    alright you guys i want you tell me

    what is with the mega-events

    why can't i just read iron man or batman anymore

    You can
    Ain't no need to read Final Crisis or SI
    I'm reading the main SI book because I like the concept, fuck the rest
    Most of the stuff I read doesn't touch mega-events

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the crossovers usually allow for series where the sales are flagging to get an artificial boost.

    since you're like 'oh spiderman's in this issue of generic fighter x and it's pretty important to the mega-plot, might as well buy it'

    vsove on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    The last issue of Clone Saga was

    stopped reading

    So this one time Peter and Norman were just beating the shit out of each other
    And it was great
    And it also happened to be the end of Clone Saga fuck you Pony

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    basically the symbiotes are the worst part of spiderman

    are you implying that venom and carnage are the worst spider-man villains

    because that would mean your opinion is some kind of horrible thing

    maximum carnage is one of the best spider-man stories ever

    i hate venom

    maximum carnage is fantastic

    but

    venom is terrible and nobody will convince me otherwise

    maximum carnage was a great run inspite of venom and carnage both

    you guys are fakeposting right

    right

    please be fakeposting

    are you implying that maximum carnage was not fantastic

    because that would mean your opinion is some kind of horrible thing

    Larlar on
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I liked the video game Maximum Carnage
    For Genesis

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    infinite loop

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    pony you don't get to say that if you liked Maximum Carnage

    explain what was wrong with maximum carnage

    other than the obvious "it had carnage and venom it 20 points will be taken from gryffindor" automatic

    beyond that

    it was a good story

    Pony on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Maximum Carnage is the worst Spider-Man story ever

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    the crossovers usually allow for series where the sales are flagging to get an artificial boost.

    since you're like 'oh spiderman's in this issue of generic fighter x and it's pretty important to the mega-plot, might as well buy it'

    except that stopped working on me when i was 9

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    you are dead to me, bale

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Maximum Carnage is the worst Spider-Man story ever

    worse than clone saga?

    who is fakeposting now

    Pony on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I cannot believe you guys are serious

    my brain is bleeding right now

    Balefuego on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    pony you don't get to say that if you liked Maximum Carnage

    explain what was wrong with maximum carnage

    other than the obvious "it had carnage and venom it 20 points will be taken from gryffindor" automatic

    beyond that

    it was a good story

    a gun that shoots happiness

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I cannot believe you guys are serious

    my brain is bleeding right now

    stop with the hyperbole

    start with the supporting your viewpoint

    otherwise

    shaddup

    Pony on
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    the crossovers usually allow for series where the sales are flagging to get an artificial boost.

    since you're like 'oh spiderman's in this issue of generic fighter x and it's pretty important to the mega-plot, might as well buy it'

    except that stopped working on me when i was 9

    well sure

    but it works on a lot of other people.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Maximum Carnage is the worst Spider-Man story ever

    worse than clone saga?

    who is fakeposting now

    its worse

    Clone Saga was a good concept that started out well and then was raped into oblivion by editorial incompetence and greed

    there is no redeeming quality about Maximum Carnage

    Balefuego on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    pony you don't get to say that if you liked Maximum Carnage

    explain what was wrong with maximum carnage

    other than the obvious "it had carnage and venom it 20 points will be taken from gryffindor" automatic

    beyond that

    it was a good story

    a gun that shoots happiness

    what

    Pony on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    the only saga I can think of that I liked more than maximum carnage was the one where he was put on trial for creating venom by those guys in the fancy battle suits

    that and I have a hard-on for the issue where he created the spider-armor

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This is why I am so afraid of getting into comics. There's already such a labyrinth of backstory and crossovers and timetraveling and other generally weird shit that it would take me several months of research before I felt prepared to read a single fuckin' issue of Spiderman.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    This is why I am so afraid of getting into comics. There's already such a labyrinth of backstory and crossovers and timetraveling and other generally weird shit that it would take me several months of research before I felt prepared to read a fuckin' issue of Spiderman.

    so read ultimate

    Pony on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I cannot believe you guys are serious

    my brain is bleeding right now

    stop with the hyperbole

    start with the supporting your viewpoint

    otherwise

    shaddup

    ok lets think about this

    what is the Spider-Man character about

    its a bout a man who is so torn up about his neglicence indirectly leading to the death of a single person that his own guilt transforms him into a selfless hero.

    now think about why a story that features one of his villains senselessly slaughtering hundred of people while he watches helplessly might be a bad idea

    it completley emasculates him, it makes him look like a total chump

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Why Maximum Carnage is terrible:

    1. Half the characters in it had no reason to be involved.

    2. like I said, a gun that shoots happiness

    3. Let's kill Dagger and bring her back in the same crossover.

    4. It accomplishes nothing, it is just an excuse for Carnage to murder a bunch of people.

    5. a gun that shoots happiness

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this does not bode well

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