knob i have to go to work and then to ohio for three days so i hope you feel better
I'm sorry you have to go to Ohio
it is pretty horrible
espescially south eastern
SE ohio is just nothingness, just flat nothing as far as you can see. I70 is the most boring road
thats middle ohio
like from wheeling, WV over to Dayton is just boring as shit
im talking down around portsmouth and ironton
what a shit hole
I often do the drive from Pittsburgh to Columbus, so from having to endure that so much its hard to see anything more boring. Although for some business day trips I have gone down into S-SE Ohio and i agree that its bad, but i dont get to frequent it as much
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I keep some on me in case some meathead at a club wants to throw down. I know I stand a slim chance in a fight so I'll just peg him with one and run like the dickens.
Plus, people are all like oooooh, when you whip them out and toss them around.
Also, lighting a smoke with one makes you look like a badass.
fuckin' a, knob, i hope you got no permanent damage
my uncle ate bleach on accident when he was in college and had to be trached
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bonK, do I need to give you my personal cell phone number for chemical emergencies? I've been on some benders before, but I've never chugged a fifth of Fantastic.
How did you not call poison control first? They tell you liek in first grade "call poison control before you induce vomiting to find out if you should yak".
How did you not call poison control first? They tell you liek in first grade "call poison control before you induce vomiting to find out if you should yak".
because i had a gut full of kitchen cleaner and thinkin' wasn't high on my to do list
I, uh, had a PT test this morning. That kinda sucked I guess. I mean, it's hardly comparable to drinking poison but, y'know. . .I'm really sweaty right now and have to be at work in an hour.
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How did you not call poison control first? They tell you liek in first grade "call poison control before you induce vomiting to find out if you should yak".
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this part of WV is pretty allright
it aint the bees knees or anything, but its better than across the river
see, rationally you might think that
but at 2 in the morning with a belly full of the shit i clean my stove with, rationality don't really have a place
Man, you must just love states that suck.
some dude tries to mug you and cuts you, melt his fucking face off with your blood!
i wonder how often she just has to say "im sorry, you're fucked"
what should he try instead
edit: god i love that picture, dru
i love my state that sucks
i dont know what other sucky states i have supported
probably something with bleach
I often do the drive from Pittsburgh to Columbus, so from having to endure that so much its hard to see anything more boring. Although for some business day trips I have gone down into S-SE Ohio and i agree that its bad, but i dont get to frequent it as much
Good old fashioned American bleach
nuke our enemy's ass and throw the horns at them at the same time
fuck yeah
edit: Wait, it's a liquid.
interesting family note:
my great great aunt drank bleach on the night that the astornauts landed on the moon because she thought it was the end of the world
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzkNI4YIU2o
Fuck yeah we should
we can also develop these for dudes we really don't like:
i'm going to practice my juggling, make bigger versions of these and own the heezy
Plus, people are all like oooooh, when you whip them out and toss them around.
Also, lighting a smoke with one makes you look like a badass.
my uncle ate bleach on accident when he was in college and had to be trached
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surely this will pave the way to riches......
next time i'm near a grinder i'm making my own set
"OMG really!?! Should I call an Ambulance"
"No, you're not listening to me. You. Are. FUUUUUUCKED. Call a priest"
*knock* *knock*
"FBI"
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harsh shit.
How did you not call poison control first? They tell you liek in first grade "call poison control before you induce vomiting to find out if you should yak".
because i had a gut full of kitchen cleaner and thinkin' wasn't high on my to do list
oh, the FBI won't come at me for making my own lockpicks
they'll come after me for smuggling cocaine inside child prostitutes
Man no one remembers that shit
I hope you're okay, Knob.
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You can make your own lockpicks from the wires off the brushes of street cleaners. Not sure what you need a grinder for.
seriously?
And I found the best thing.
seriously. I gotta get some more bloodwork done before I can start hating the world, though.
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