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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I finally got around to watching Spider-Man 3 and I want to punch Tobey in the face. He does conceited and oblivious far too well.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I miss Bagely but honestly there isn't anyone more perfect to replace him than Immonen other than maybe Mark Brooks.



    Is Brooks the one who did the Annuals? God I love him. Does he have a full time book already?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ringo wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I miss Bagely but honestly there isn't anyone more perfect to replace him than Immonen other than maybe Mark Brooks.



    Is Brooks the one who did the Annuals? God I love him. Does he have a full time book already?

    He's drawing the current arc of Ultimate FF

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I finally got around to watching Spider-Man 3 and I want to punch Tobey in the face. He does conceited and oblivious far too well.

    He was best as a dick.

    But that was it.

    Fuck that outlandish dancing shit.

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I wonder how the Spider-Man film series would have turned out if they'd gone the Ultimate Spider-Man route and set the story in high school rather than post-graduation.

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  • DVGDVG No. 1 Honor Student Nether Institute, Evil AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Interestingly enough, the new Spidey cartoon is going to have Kong from USM in it.

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  • BriareosBriareos Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I finally got around to watching Spider-Man 3 and I want to punch Tobey in the face. He does conceited and oblivious far too well.

    He was best as a dick.

    But that was it.

    Fuck that outlandish dancing shit.

    FT

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Anybody who didn't enjoy the dancing is a Skrull.

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ringo wrote: »
    Anybody who didn't enjoy the dancing is a Skrull.

    Oh, but to the contrary, I'd say that enjoying such a prolonged and unnecessary dancing display would be awfully Skrully.

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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    DVG wrote: »
    Interestingly enough, the new Spidey cartoon is going to have Kong from USM in it.

    A speaking role in a hit movie, regular character on a TV show, possible romance with an attractive young mutant woman... things are looking up for the Kongster.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The dance itself was delightfully hilarious, but it's pretty much the most glaring reminder of my biggest gripe with the film. Its failure to pick a tone and stick with it. The goofy parts were good on thier own but they really undermined the dark serious parts. They just weren't mixed together very well. Individually they are decent pieces but they just don't make a coherent or satisfying whole.

    Spider-Man 2 did it oh so much better.

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  • LuxLux Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I enjoyed the dancing, but found it weird that an Alien Symbiote makes you a great dancer.

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lux wrote: »
    I enjoyed the dancing, but found it weird that an Alien Symbiote makes you a great dancer.

    Also, strutting.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Golden Yak wrote: »
    DVG wrote: »
    Interestingly enough, the new Spidey cartoon is going to have Kong from USM in it.

    A speaking role in a hit movie, regular character on a TV show, possible romance with an attractive young mutant woman... things are looking up for the Kongster.


    This is good, I like Kong.


    t Forar, Skrulls don't dance, and don't appreciate those who do.


    As for the movie, yeah 2 was Greatest, and 3 was obviously all over the place and really just a mess of the film. That still doesn't make the whole Tobey Strut/Dance stuff not my favorite part of the movie. Topher Grace with "Please God..... kill Peter Parker" would definitely be the runner up.

    Personally everything where Peter has the Symbiote was good. Everything after he ditched it was bad. The beginning was... meh.

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  • Red_ArremerRed_Arremer Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ultimate Spider-Man Cartoon?! I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING.

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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    's called the Spectacular Spider-Man, and it seems strongly influenced by USM (bit how the Ultimate Avengers movies are influenced by the Ultimates). So far, animation looks good (smacks a bit of The Batman). So far at least Vulture, Doc Ock, Sandman, and Venom are due to appear (how close they'll be to either mainstream or Ultimate versions is unknown).

    Mo' info hea':

    http://www.superherohype.com/news/spider-mannews.php?id=5894

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  • ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The bit with the Sandman in the pit was brilliant, I thought (rewatched it last night with the girl). Considering there's no dialogue and it is essentially just a CGI man made of sand, it contains more emotion than the rest of them film put together.

    And I liked the Spidey / GG teamup at the end, just because it was written really well.

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  • AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lux wrote: »
    I enjoyed the dancing, but found it weird that an Alien Symbiote makes you a great dancer.

    Also, strutting.

    Also, emo Hitler hair

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ben0207 wrote: »
    And I liked the Spidey / GG teamup at the end, just because it was written really well.

    Any and all complaints I might've had about the movie aside, that bit was pretty damned awesome.

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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ben0207 wrote: »
    And I liked the Spidey / GG teamup at the end, just because it was written really well.

    What?

    Alfred-ripoff Butler guy comes out of nowhere and talks Harry into giving up the festering black hatred of Spidey/Peter that he's carried across 3 films in a single conversation about how his dad was actually kind've a dick, and suddenly Harry's all "I love you, buddy!" and "Let's do this, buddy!". Well-written would've been him going just to save MJ because he still carries a torch for her, and then she begs him to help Peter, a la 'Death of Harry' in the original comic books.

    Although I agree that that Sandman scene was the best part of that movie.

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    To be clear, the Butler scene sucked balls.

    The giant tag team match was awesome.

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  • ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah, that was what I meant. The Butler can choke on many cocks for all I care.

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  • JeedanJeedan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lux wrote: »
    I enjoyed the dancing, but found it weird that an Alien Symbiote makes you a great dancer.

    I didnt have a problem with that aspect, Considering how agile Spider-Man is supposed to be in general it would be weirder if he was a shitty dancer.

    The final scene is awesome because it seems like a lot of comic book movies skrimp out out on the multi hero battle scenes. It was great to see a superhero tag team on the big screen.

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  • DVGDVG No. 1 Honor Student Nether Institute, Evil AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I was hoping during the big dance scene they'd just go anchorman on the fucker and have Pete whip out a Jazz Flute.

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  • Can_CalyxCan_Calyx Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm expecting the 'Magneto' in Ultimate Spider-man and his Amazing Friends will be revealed as Mysterio at the end of the second (of three) issues.

    Mark my words.

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  • psycojesterpsycojester Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My biggest gripe with the butler scene in Spiderman 3 was the fact that the butler has clearly known what happened for the last 2 movies.

    YET DIDN'T FUCKING FEEL THE NEED TO MENTION IT TO HARRY!

    "Oh i'm sorry sir, i had some very important dusting to do and thought that it was best to let you fester with dark malice and plot to murder your best friend after he tried to save your fathers life"

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  • bobgorilabobgorila Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    He didn't feel it was his place to say. Butlers are complicated like that.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm sorry, but SM3 was literally the worst film I've ever sat through; the idea that any of us are talking about the ostensible "good" parts is just mind blowing...frankly, the only thing that was even tolerable were the effects/fights.

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  • TankTank Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    What's gonna happen to the Spectacular Spider-man cartoon once Kids WB gets taken out back and shot in the face?

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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Can_Calyx wrote: »
    I'm expecting the 'Magneto' in Ultimate Spider-man and his Amazing Friends will be revealed as Mysterio at the end of the second (of three) issues.

    Mark my words.

    That... is actually not a bad idea. That would make for a good story twist. We shall have to see. Magneto is definately out there for real though, so he just might make a few appearances in preparation for Ultimates 3.

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm sorry, but SM3 was literally the worst film I've ever sat through; the idea that any of us are talking about the ostensible "good" parts is just mind blowing...frankly, the only thing that was even tolerable were the effects/fights.

    Wow, if that was the worst movie that you've ever sat through, then I guess you either don't see that many movies, or you walk out of them at the drop of a hat...

    I'm not saying it was spectacular or anything, but as someone who sees a lot of films, it wasn't even the worst superhero film I've ever seen, let alone the worst film ever!

    No no, that title goes to the comically awful Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (which does have the best line ever in a movie, not safe for work!!)

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Virral wrote: »
    No no, that title goes to the comically awful Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (which does have the best line ever in a movie, not safe for work!!)
    The best part about that line is that John Barrowman was just, shall we say, dicking around when he said it and they decided to keep it in.

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah, the actress had absolutely no idea it was coming... and she doesn't even blink. It's fantastic :D

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Virral wrote: »
    I'm sorry, but SM3 was literally the worst film I've ever sat through; the idea that any of us are talking about the ostensible "good" parts is just mind blowing...frankly, the only thing that was even tolerable were the effects/fights.

    Wow, if that was the worst movie that you've ever sat through, then I guess you either don't see that many movies, or you walk out of them at the drop of a hat...

    I'm not saying it was spectacular or anything, but as someone who sees a lot of films, it wasn't even the worst superhero film I've ever seen, let alone the worst film ever!

    No no, that title goes to the comically awful Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (which does have the best line ever in a movie, not safe for work!!)

    Well, SM3 is one of the worst movies I've sat through in a theater, but then again, I tend to see all my bad movies at home.

    Wait, shit, no. I've seen all 3 Resident Evils in theaters(WHY DO MY FRIENDS KEEP DRAGGING ME) and the Grudge.
    And X-Men 3.
    And Jurassic Park 2 and 3.
    Hmm, Spider-man 3 just keeps getting further away from "worst movies ever" now that I think about it.
    Shit I think I saw Batman Forever(or Returns. Which one had Mr. Freeze?) in the theater too.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Returns was Tim Burton, with DeVito as Penguin and Pfeiffer as Catwoman.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Batman & Robin is the one with Mr. Freeze

    Batman Forever was Riddler/Two-Face

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    See, suddenly it doesn't seem too bad, does it?

    I've seen all the Batman films in the cinemas, and in hindsight I have no idea why. I enjoyed the original Tim Burton one (speaking as someone who has never read a Batman comic) but the rest were excruciatingly awful right up until Batman Begins, which I found enjoyable.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Say what you will about the rest of Batman Returns but Michelle Phieffer was an amazing Catwoman.

    And oh man so hot

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    -Mistletoe's deadly if you eat it.

    -So is a kiss... if you mean it.

    I enjoy Batman & Robin for its numerous ice puns.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Bah, Returns was great and Forever...well I liked that version of the Riddler.

    "What's that you say? Batman? Coming for me? Ho ho ho ho ho ho. I'mmmmmmmmmmmm COUNTING ON IT!"

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