The new booze thread

Fandyien

So the other alchohol thread has gone the way of the dodo

Lets talk about booze up in here

I am contemplating mixing vodka and lemonade right now y/n

ITT getting schnockered

#pipe

I have recently started enjoying the hell out of Skyy Vodka, Lime and Soda as well as Canadian Club on the rocks.

these are two drinks i thought I'd never enjoy.

Garlic Bread

one of the only drinks i've been able to drink so far was vodka and orange juice neville gave me

it was pretty good but we don't have vodka or orange juice

potatoe

i was going to go out drinking tonight but i decided i need to save my money

the saddest drinking story

Dislexic

can we make this the booze and smoking thread?

Garlic Bread

i was going to go out drinking but i still have a year and a day to go

Garlic Bread

Dislexic wrote: »

can we make this the booze and smoking thread?

i do want a cigar, but yeah i'll save my money instead

Dislexic

I'd rather have a pack of cigarettes

Fandyien

Dislexic wrote: »

can we make this the booze and smoking thread?

Yes because these are two of the things I love most in life

potatoe

i have a pack of cigarettes that stay in a drawer until i know i'm going drinking

Munkus Beaver

That would be a screwdriver, keith.

I'm sure you would do fine with a lemondrop or appletini, since it's pretty much liquid candy.

I've said it once, I'll say it again. I love bloody maries.

Garlic Bread

i've never had a bloody mary but they sound and look so gross

Fandyien

The best thing to have is a pack of Camel Menthols and a bottle of Jameson

Dislexic

Keith wrote: »

i've never had a bloody mary but they sound and look so gross

you sir, are an idiot. They are delicious.

Lemon drops are good. I also like duck farts (1-1-1 Kahlua-Crown Royal-Bailey's)

Fandyien

I'd really like to try a long island iced tea one day

Dislexic

Fandyien wrote: »

I'd really like to try a long island iced tea one day

if you get one that is made properly, it really tastes like iced tea, just with alcohol. delicious.

Nondoc

Fandyien wrote: »

I'd really like to try a long island iced tea one day

It will be worth the wait

Prolly my favorite drink

Also: has anyone tried Amarula before? I like it but my friends say it tastes like medicine. They generally don't like cream liqueurs though

Munkus Beaver

Amaretto sours are also rather fru fru. Alabama slammers are delicious in shot form.

ZeroFill

birch beer is pretty awesome

Fandyien

Dislexic wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

I'd really like to try a long island iced tea one day

if you get one that is made properly, it really tastes like iced tea, just with alcohol. delicious.

That's awesome

I assumed they would taste like what they sound like, a whole bunch of liquor in a big glass

Garlic Bread

Dislexic wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

i've never had a bloody mary but they sound and look so gross

you sir, are an idiot. They are delicious.

I'm an idiot because they sound gross?

ZeroFill

standard boilerplate SE++ hyperbole keith, you should know by now

you hold a differing opinion than he does, so you are an idiot and retarded

Voranth

Do not mix Pomegranate White Iced Tea with vodka.

It tastes good at first. Then it starts solidifying.

potatoe

do not mix vodka with that koolade stuff that already has the sugar added to it

do not

Fandyien

potatoe wrote: »

do not mix vodka with that koolade stuff that already has the sugar added to it

do not

Why

I see no flaws in that plan

ShimSham

Do you like Fruity Pebbles?

Would you like a drink that tastes like Fruity Pebbles...

that will also get you drunk?

ZeroFill

this one time we were doing shots of everclear with a dash of bailey's and a few drops of tabasco in them

the baileys congealed, dude called them brain hemorrhages

seriously wow good thing I was already drunk

potatoe

Fandyien wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

do not mix vodka with that koolade stuff that already has the sugar added to it

do not

Why

I see no flaws in that plan

neither did i

but it ended up being the sourest thing i have ever had in my life
my jaw hurt for a good 5 minutes

noluit

The only appropriate mixer for rum is more rum.

Fandyien

potatoe wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

do not mix vodka with that koolade stuff that already has the sugar added to it

do not

Why

I see no flaws in that plan

neither did i

but it ended up being the sourest thing i have ever had in my life
my jaw hurt for a good 5 minutes

I must try this

I consider my life a never ending quest to find the sourest thing I can

I still feel as if my dream is unfilfilled

trantramp

Why do americans drink light beer? What purpose does this serve? Light beer has no popularity in Australia and its consumption is mocked and ridiculed.

Fandyien

'Cus we're fat and we want to feel as if we're not perpetuating it by getting drunk

Even though we all know we are

potatoe

Fandyien wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

do not mix vodka with that koolade stuff that already has the sugar added to it

do not

Why

I see no flaws in that plan

neither did i

but it ended up being the sourest thing i have ever had in my life
my jaw hurt for a good 5 minutes

I must try this

I consider my life a never ending quest to find the sourest thing I can

I still feel as if my dream is unfilfilled

it wasn't real koolade, it was offbrand that i got from a dollar store
that might have something do do with it...i figure any information to aide you in your quest must be provided

ZeroFill

trantramp wrote: »

Why do americans drink light beer? What purpose does this serve? Light beer has no popularity in Australia and its consumption is mocked and ridiculed.

why do australians still wear fluorescent clothing and short shorts

and don't lie I was there just last year

ShimSham

trantramp wrote: »

Why do americans drink light beer? What purpose does this serve? Light beer has no popularity in Australia and its consumption is mocked and ridiculed.

I only drink light beer when I'm eating. I tend to get filled up really easily.

So I like to get filled by my food, not my drink.

If I'm just drinking beer though, I'm typically drinking the darkest, heaviest lager or ale I can find.

Fandyien

potatoe wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

do not mix vodka with that koolade stuff that already has the sugar added to it

do not

Why

I see no flaws in that plan

neither did i

but it ended up being the sourest thing i have ever had in my life
my jaw hurt for a good 5 minutes

I must try this

I consider my life a never ending quest to find the sourest thing I can

I still feel as if my dream is unfilfilled

it wasn't real koolade, it was offbrand that i got from a dollar store
that might have something do do with it...i figure any information to aide you in your quest must be provided

Totally going to be drunkenly stumbling into a dollar tree later to act on this

You are a good man

noluit

guys what is your opinion on mojitos

i think they are tasty

ZeroFill

noluit wrote: »

guys what is your opinion on mojitos

i think they are tasty

I think you should come out of the closet

heretoinform

I had a couple of grapes this morning.

I have SUCH a fucking headache right now.

Fandyien

Is it bad that I pretty much exclusively drink mixed drinks

Unless theres whiskey around in which case I just hit the bottle

trantramp

ShimSham wrote: »

trantramp wrote: »

Why do americans drink light beer? What purpose does this serve? Light beer has no popularity in Australia and its consumption is mocked and ridiculed.

I only drink light beer when I'm eating. I tend to get filled up really easily.

So I like to get filled by my food, not my drink.

If I'm just drinking beer though, I'm typically drinking the darkest, heaviest lager or ale I can find.

I guess that.. sort of makes sense.

As for our fluorescent clothing and short shorts, its actually a pretty good way to spot out who is an absolute tool.