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Zonkytonkman appreciation thread

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I say we throw a party in his honor at PAX

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I only knew Tonkman from talking on the forums to him about how kinky we both are and talking to him on Xbox Live. he always made me laugh. i just looked up his gamertag and started laughing aloud at the same thing i have since i added him to my friends list. under his name simply states

    Current mood: emo

    i really wish i had known this guy more.

    Futore on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    "I was really into Hawaiian shirts at the time."

    the first thing that comes to my mind when i think of him

    Same here.

    That or the story he told me, Nap, and Volyu in the car during StalePAX on the way home from Cap's about meeting the lesbian in a bar that was so cool that he wanted to fight her.

    That is my zonk story. Check the sig.

    #pipe on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    When Tonkman first got the motorcycle a few months back, Sarah and I talked about it. We were both concerned, obviously, since Tonkman did stuff balls-out, and with little regard for his health and well-being. Her line about it was great.

    "Maybe it will help him pick up chicks...one at a time."

    naporeon on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    watch?v=vns3hT4XtGs

    Stale on
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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    When we were climbing the bridge to go jump, he turned into this really... normal dude, unzonkylike. He was telling me how deathly afraid of heights he was, and I think that had a lot to do with it. You couldn't not be proud of that.

    We shared a fist pound before he left on the ferry.

    bombardier on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i think i remember reading that when he came back the sandwich had disappeared too or something?

    Belruel on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh, man. I thought this was going to be a joke thread, like about a new law against homosexual marriage or pedophilia or something. I was wondering why it got stickied. That photo in the OP...shit. He was really young. I'm sorry to hear this.

    Defender on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This is really sad

    His poor family

    Redeemer on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    watch?v=vns3hT4XtGs

    I remember him showing us this at VanPAX.
    and when I asked why he was showing it, he said "Oh so you know what the place looked like before?"
    "Before what, Tonkman? We're in your apartment!"

    Him: "Well yeah...." and he just trailed off.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    :(.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Damn...I really liked what I knew of Zonk, mostly from D&D and the way he quarreled with The Cat all the time and never backed down. I think he earned almost as many infractions as I did from that kind of activity.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    "I was really into Hawaiian shirts at the time."

    the first thing that comes to my mind when i think of him

    Same here.

    That or the story he told me, Nap, and Volyu in the car during StalePAX on the way home from Cap's about meeting the lesbian in a bar that was so cool that he wanted to fight her.

    That is my zonk story. Check the sig.

    holy shit i thought i recognized your sig. that is probably one of the best things i've read on SE++

    Futore on
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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    I kept wanting to say 'SHUT UP, ZONKY' in a Shrek voice to him, and had the opportunity to finally do it at a big dinner, and he completely didn't get it.

    bombardier on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I will use that pick up line

    in his honor.

    #pipe on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have 3 text messages saved in my phone at any given time.

    One of them is from Zonkytonkman. Zonkytonkman, who is always, always three hours late. (We joked that he was still on Newfoundland time.)

    A big group of us had food at a Japanese place and opted to walk to our friend James' house. He told me he'd meet us there. After he'd made it there on motorcycle, he texted me - "God. I ALWAYS have to wait for you."

    That was a great, great night.

    Tonkman has been there so tightly for me lately, with some decisions I've made. I couldn't ask for a better friend, he really was so understanding, and EXTREMELY open, and he's helped me quite a bit with some insecurities of my own.

    We were supposed to go back to the island soon for another bungee jumping extravaganza. He wanted to go again, so badly. He was looking forward to PAX. He was so, SO excited to meet everyone he hadn't already met.

    I'm probably going to be posting in here quite a bit ... I've known him since January 07 and it's been a goddamn fun ride with him.

    I'm trying to remember funny things about from when we lived together for those 2 weeks - I still have my "Zonkytonkman" signed PS2 Guitar Hero guitar.

    I will never, EVER forget him singing "Hungry Like The Wolf"

    mully on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    "I was really into Hawaiian shirts at the time."

    the first thing that comes to my mind when i think of him

    Same here.

    That or the story he told me, Nap, and Volyu in the car during StalePAX on the way home from Cap's about meeting the lesbian in a bar that was so cool that he wanted to fight her.

    That is my zonk story. Check the sig.

    God I remember that story now, it was brilliant.

    Just after he says that he is introduced to the lady in question's girlfriend.

    Blake T on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bendery wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    man forumers are dropping like flies lately :(
    lately? who else has died

    TDL died in february

    or january

    i don't recall

    I thought TDL just pulled a TLR... oh... wow

    Whoa yeah I also did not know why I didn't see him around.

    Defender on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My first ever memorial sigs.

    two in two weeks.

    #pipe on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mully wrote: »
    I will never, EVER forget him singing "Hungry Like The Wolf"

    Zonky was the worst singer in the world. And yet sang like he was the world's most famous superstar. It was always hysterical when he would go nuts on vocals.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    As soon as Joe found out I was getting divorced, he offered to fly to Tulsa and get me drunk.

    "Why the fuck would I want to go to Tulsa? Tulsa is horrible."

    Because it's halfway and I'll be damned if I'm flying to ATL all because you married the wrong woman. Now lets get to Oklahoma and get hammered.

    Stale on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    watch?v=vns3hT4XtGs

    "Orange, that sort of stuff"

    I'm smiling

    Weaver on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    can I share one of my saved PMs from tonkman

    I think that's a good idea hold on

    World as Myth on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    wait, was sarah his wife, his ex, or his ex-wife?

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    arse and tonkman playing goatse with the 100 by granville bridge

    mully on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    I will never, EVER forget him singing "Hungry Like The Wolf"

    Zonky was the worst singer in the world. And yet sang like he was the world's most famous superstar. It was always hysterical when he would go nuts on vocals.

    he was amazing
    i remember the first time he sang in front of naporeon and i
    and we were just like "is ... is he kidding..?"

    ah, also, hoorah for tonkman who literally DRAGGED me and FORCED me to do my first shot.

    guess i'll have to do one in his memory. does it have to be a fireball again? man that sucked.

    mully on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    are you still pissed [about having a crush on me]? is this going to result in you quashing said crush until you just want to use me and throw me away?

    noooo

    i'd never use you and throw you away, you have a terrible impression of me.

    well, i'd never use and throw away anyone

    you i'd just never let go.

    World as Myth on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2008
    I like this as his last post
    as long as i have a place to pass out, i'll throw my hat in with anyone

    Tube on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh my god

    Vivixenne on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    man all these people with cool experiences and I never met the dude

    :(

    Raneados on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    God Dammit Tube


    that did it

    Stale on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I like this as his last post
    as long as i have a place to pass out, i'll throw my hat in with anyone
    that is fantastic

    World as Myth on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    God Dammit Tube


    that did it

    did what

    Tube on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Guys this is why I love se++

    because behind the dick jokes and drama you're all stand up people and this is a real community I'm so proud to be a part of.

    #pipe on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I like this as his last post
    as long as i have a place to pass out, i'll throw my hat in with anyone

    this is amazing

    Futore on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dammit, I was really looking forward to meeting Zonky at PAX, he seemed entertaining as hell.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I like this as his last post
    as long as i have a place to pass out, i'll throw my hat in with anyone
    oh god

    I am laughing and crying at the same time, that is the sort of man he was

    Vivixenne on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    God Dammit Tube


    that did it

    did what

    sent him over the edge

    Charles Kinbote on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    two days ago on Saturday night I talked to him for the first time on Skype

    it was the first time I heard his voice

    I remember thinking "man this dude's voice is AWESOME, I want to hear him sing at PAX"

    and he made some comment about my accent

    and we had a laugh

    Vivixenne on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what the fuck

    what the fuck

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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