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    Ani_BAni_B Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    dude
    I will hug you so hard at PAX
    you and your lovely wife

    Dru, I'm going to hug you until I squeeze all your grump out.
    nooooooooo
    I need those!

    I will put them into a decorative vase for you. Let's hang out in the week before PAX okay? We'll take you to dinner at a good thai place or something.
    we will totally do dinner but my treat (you ain't buying me dinner in my hometown bitch)

    Fine. I'll get the drinks.

    Ani_B on
    Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night.
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    it's comply

    you guys are terrible robocops

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have thought through all of my beat-the-hell-out-of-you options for the weekend and I think I have selected volyu as the lucky recipient

    I guess thats okay but you better throw a glove at my feet beforehand.

    I'm a stickler for formalities.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    there aren't enough capital letters in the world to express how angry I am right now

    my boss keeps whistling tunelessly and it's making me murderous, and people keep walking past me a little too close for comfort, and the stupid dummies on the corner who always try to emotionally manipulate me into donating to greenpeace almost got shivved today when they asked me if I like polar bears

    RRRRRRRR I just need to BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ALL OF YOU GUYS

    Whistling aint so bad...

    Try everyone having/passing out gum and they chewing it like cows.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    thai food nothing I demand mexican

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bale did you edit my post or what

    you have three seconds to reply

    quoting his post shows an image url that failed to load

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the stupid dummies on the corner who always try to emotionally manipulate me into donating to greenpeace almost got shivved today when they asked me if I like polar bears
    Aren't polar bears the only animal that actively hunt human beings or some shit? Kill every last one.
    that's exactly what I always want to say to them

    they always ask if I like polar bears, I really should prepare some ammunition

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I wish I could go to PAX to prove I'm female. That or I guess I'll just stop correcting people and maybe start writing novels under a pseudonym so the male-controlled literary establishment will take me seriously as a writer.

    Quoth on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    dude
    I will hug you so hard at PAX
    you and your lovely wife

    Dru, I'm going to hug you until I squeeze all your grump out.
    nooooooooo
    I need those!

    I will put them into a decorative vase for you. Let's hang out in the week before PAX okay? We'll take you to dinner at a good thai place or something.
    we will totally do dinner but my treat (you ain't buying me dinner in my hometown bitch)

    Fine. I'll get the drinks.
    there better be little paper umbrellas

    Druhim on
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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    darleysam wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    what the fuck happened to Kusu and Shank

    they get banned again?

    Tube happened.

    we went out in a fizzle of mediocrity

    Shankusu on
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bale did you edit my post or what

    you have three seconds to reply

    what? no I just quoted.

    Is the image not loading?

    I'm at work so I couldnt rehost, I hotlinked and hoped for the best

    Balefuego on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the stupid dummies on the corner who always try to emotionally manipulate me into donating to greenpeace almost got shivved today when they asked me if I like polar bears
    Aren't polar bears the only animal that actively hunt human beings or some shit? Kill every last one.
    that's exactly what I always want to say to them

    they always ask if I like polar bears, I really should prepare some ammunition

    ask them if they like pancakes

    then when they say yes you say "then pancake your ass out of here"

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    WaM is about to cut a bitch
    you don't even know

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    I wish I could go to PAX to prove I'm female. That or I guess I'll just stop correcting people and maybe start writing novels under a pseudonym so the male-controlled literary establishment will take me seriously as a writer.

    The New York Times Bestseller "Tits," a story of a woman dealing with the perils of anonymity on the internet.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    I have thought through all of my beat-the-hell-out-of-you options for the weekend and I think I have selected volyu as the lucky recipient

    I guess thats okay but you better throw a glove at my feet beforehand.

    I'm a stickler for formalities.
    and they said chivalry was dead

    Rankenphile on
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    Ani_BAni_B Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    dude
    I will hug you so hard at PAX
    you and your lovely wife

    Dru, I'm going to hug you until I squeeze all your grump out.
    nooooooooo
    I need those!

    I will put them into a decorative vase for you. Let's hang out in the week before PAX okay? We'll take you to dinner at a good thai place or something.
    we will totally do dinner but my treat (you ain't buying me dinner in my hometown bitch)

    Fine. I'll get the drinks.
    there better be little paper umbrellas

    There will be full sized patio umbrellas.

    Ani_B on
    Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night.
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    I wish I could go to PAX to prove I'm female. That or I guess I'll just stop correcting people and maybe start writing novels under a pseudonym so the male-controlled literary establishment will take me seriously as a writer.
    ugh shut up

    what the hell does it matter if you're female, why are you calling attention to it

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    an SH joke?
    seriously?
    that is so 3 months ago.

    mully on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    chicks are dumb

    he posted directly after three women

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the stupid dummies on the corner who always try to emotionally manipulate me into donating to greenpeace almost got shivved today when they asked me if I like polar bears
    Aren't polar bears the only animal that actively hunt human beings or some shit? Kill every last one.
    that's exactly what I always want to say to them

    they always ask if I like polar bears, I really should prepare some ammunition

    ask them if they like pancakes

    then when they say yes you say "then pancake your ass out of here"
    ahahahahaahahahhaa

    World as Myth on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Quoth, the point is that unless you send me pictures of your tits or your hairy bandersnatch I won't believe a god damned word you say.

    Callius on
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    I wish I could go to PAX to prove I'm female. That or I guess I'll just stop correcting people and maybe start writing novels under a pseudonym so the male-controlled literary establishment will take me seriously as a writer.
    I thought I recognized you from the Writer's Block, but I guess it was actually from the 1890s.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    there aren't enough capital letters in the world to express how angry I am right now

    my boss keeps whistling tunelessly and it's making me murderous, and people keep walking past me a little too close for comfort, and the stupid dummies on the corner who always try to emotionally manipulate me into donating to greenpeace almost got shivved today when they asked me if I like polar bears

    RRRRRRRR I just need to BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ALL OF YOU GUYS

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    there

    Balefuego on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i stopped correcting people when they assume i'm male years ago

    potatoe on
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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have thought through all of my beat-the-hell-out-of-you options for the weekend and I think I have selected volyu as the lucky recipient

    I guess thats okay but you better throw a glove at my feet beforehand.

    I'm a stickler for formalities.
    and they said chivalry was dead

    Oh its not about chivalry.

    Years ago I was blasted by Gamma Rays, and when I hear the sound of gloves hitting the ground, I transform into The Hulk.

    Just don't tell WaM.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    i stopped correcting people when they assume i'm male years ago

    I thought you were vegetable

    Balefuego on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    an SH joke?
    seriously?
    that is so 3 months ago.
    :cry:

    Callius on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    I don't give a shit if quoth is a female or not

    that has nothing to do with why I don't give a shit what she has to say

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't give a shit if quoth is a female or not

    that has nothing to do with why I don't give a shit what she has to say
    Hairy. Bandersnatch.

    Callius on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I don't give a shit if quoth is a female or not

    that has nothing to do with why I don't give a shit what she has to say
    Hairy. Bandersnatch.
    That would be my point, yes.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    dance the magic dance

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have thought through all of my beat-the-hell-out-of-you options for the weekend and I think I have selected volyu as the lucky recipient

    I guess thats okay but you better throw a glove at my feet beforehand.

    I'm a stickler for formalities.
    and they said chivalry was dead

    Oh its not about chivalry.

    Years ago I was blasted by Gamma Rays, and when I hear the sound of gloves hitting the ground, I transform into The Hulk.

    Just don't tell WaM.
    I CAN HEAR YOU

    World as Myth on
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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Are we going to talk about David Bowie again because YES.

    Quoth on
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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have thought through all of my beat-the-hell-out-of-you options for the weekend and I think I have selected volyu as the lucky recipient

    I guess thats okay but you better throw a glove at my feet beforehand.

    I'm a stickler for formalities.
    and they said chivalry was dead

    Oh its not about chivalry.

    Years ago I was blasted by Gamma Rays, and when I hear the sound of gloves hitting the ground, I transform into The Hulk.

    Just don't tell WaM.
    I CAN HEAR YOU

    Couldn't you just, you know, pretend not to hear?

    For once?

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    It'll be Hulk vs. She-Hulk

    Balefuego on
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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't give a shit if quoth is a female or not

    that has nothing to do with why I don't give a shit what she has to say

    Someone pass Rank this note
    do you like me

    y/n

    Quoth on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have thought through all of my beat-the-hell-out-of-you options for the weekend and I think I have selected volyu as the lucky recipient

    I guess thats okay but you better throw a glove at my feet beforehand.

    I'm a stickler for formalities.
    and they said chivalry was dead

    Oh its not about chivalry.

    Years ago I was blasted by Gamma Rays, and when I hear the sound of gloves hitting the ground, I transform into The Hulk.

    Just don't tell WaM.
    I CAN HEAR YOU

    Couldn't you just, you know, pretend not to hear?

    For once?
    this must prove debilitating for you after a good old-fashioned snowball fight

    or like

    other times

    when people throw gloves on the floor

    I don't know I'm done

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    I don't give a shit if quoth is a female or not

    that has nothing to do with why I don't give a shit what she has to say

    Someone pass Rank this note
    do you like me

    y/n
    TITS OR GTFO

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    my heart is broken

    Seriously though David Bowie.

    Quoth on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    I have thought through all of my beat-the-hell-out-of-you options for the weekend and I think I have selected volyu as the lucky recipient

    I guess thats okay but you better throw a glove at my feet beforehand.

    I'm a stickler for formalities.
    and they said chivalry was dead

    Oh its not about chivalry.

    Years ago I was blasted by Gamma Rays, and when I hear the sound of gloves hitting the ground, I transform into The Hulk.

    Just don't tell WaM.
    I CAN HEAR YOU

    Couldn't you just, you know, pretend not to hear?

    For once?
    I hate it when people don't have the good grace to remain oblivious while you talk about them behind their back.

    Druhim on
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