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Zonkytonkman appreciation thread

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Listen I didn't ask for these ridiculous and ofttimes arbitrary super powers of mine.

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    I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ok.

    It is 2:30 in the afternoon here and everyone but me and another guy have gone home early.
    What does he produce from the fridge? Beer.

    high 5

    I will toast zonk. From work.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I don't give a shit if quoth is a female or not

    that has nothing to do with why I don't give a shit what she has to say
    Hairy. Bandersnatch.

    I believe the epithet you are looking for is "frumious"

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    slithy toves
    Don't encourage him.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    fabius bile

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    It'll be Hulk vs. She-Hulk

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the stupid dummies on the corner who always try to emotionally manipulate me into donating to greenpeace almost got shivved today when they asked me if I like polar bears
    Aren't polar bears the only animal that actively hunt human beings or some shit? Kill every last one.

    no, there are lots of those

    anacondas

    many species of big cat

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    It'll be Hulk vs. She-Hulk

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    totally whats gonna happen


    look I fixed it for you

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    the stupid dummies on the corner who always try to emotionally manipulate me into donating to greenpeace almost got shivved today when they asked me if I like polar bears
    Aren't polar bears the only animal that actively hunt human beings or some shit? Kill every last one.

    no, there are lots of those

    anacondas

    many species of big cat

    But are any of them as delicious as polar bears?

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »

    look I fixed it for you

    Thanks, but I got it. Three fucking edits later. Next time I'll just hotlink.

    *edit* OH COME ON!!!

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    the stupid dummies on the corner who always try to emotionally manipulate me into donating to greenpeace almost got shivved today when they asked me if I like polar bears
    Aren't polar bears the only animal that actively hunt human beings or some shit? Kill every last one.

    no, there are lots of those

    anacondas

    many species of big cat
    Anaconda actively hunt humans? Really? Are you sure you're not just thinking of that movie?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »

    look I fixed it for you

    Thanks, but I got it. Three fucking edits later. Next time I'll just hotlink.

    *edit* OH COME ON!!!

    look not everyone can be a forum master like me

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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    But it had Jon Voight doing the most delightful spanish accent

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    polar bears are the only animal, or one of the few animals, that will not hesitate at all before killing you

    even tigers think about it

    polar bears don't give a shit

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    polar bears are the only animal, or one of the few animals, that will not hesitate at all before killing you

    even tigers think about it

    polar bears don't give a shit

    also women

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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    polar bears are the only animal, or one of the few animals, that will not hesitate at all before killing you

    even tigers think about it

    polar bears don't give a shit
    ice cold

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You know what?

    I'd fuck She-Hulk.

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    polar bears are the only animal, or one of the few animals, that will not hesitate at all before killing you

    even tigers think about it

    polar bears don't give a shit

    also women

    Not true. We think about it.

    We think about it a lot.

    And sometimes we dream.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    She'd fuck you too Callius

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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    You know what?

    I'd fuck She-Hulk.

    actually, i think she'd fuck you
    you'd just let her do it

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    She'd fuck you too Callius
    I'd like to think so, Bale.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
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    You say this like it's a great burden

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    She practices her kegels with a '68 VW Bus.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    polar bears are the only animal, or one of the few animals, that will not hesitate at all before killing you

    even tigers think about it

    polar bears don't give a shit

    also women

    Not true. We think about it.

    We think about it a lot.

    And sometimes we dream.

    am I going to have to hire protection in Ireland

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Yeah, I'm not upset or whatever that this thread gets derailed from time to time.

    It was fuckin' Tonkman. He knew how this shit works and it worked for him too.

    It don't mean we love him or miss him any less. We just do things after our own fashion.
    exactly
    grieving can be complicated, it varies from person to person, and it's perfectly normal to feel sad, goofy, angry, frustrated, and a whole mix of other emotions one after the other or even at the same time

    really pisses me off when someone stands on their soapbox and presumes to know that people aren't showing authentic grief

    don't tell me you got your angry pants hitched up to your armpits too old man

    who am I kidding

    it's you
    that's not directed at you, ya big silly
    someone who shall remain nameless was bitching via pm about how he's tired of people jumping on the memorial bandwagon
    that pisses me off
    but let's not get into that
    sorry I brought it up

    I know you weren't talking about me

    give us a hug
    dude
    I will hug you so hard at PAX
    you and your lovely wife


    me too.
    especially your wife.

    :winky: :winky: :winky:

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    god, stop acting straight!

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius think of who she's gonna be comparing you too

    Hawkeye

    Iron Man

    Hercules

    those are some big shoes and condoms to fill

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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Callius think of who she's gonna be comparing you too

    Hawkeye

    Iron Man

    Hercules

    those are some big shoes and condoms to fill
    Juggernaut

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that wasn't her blank

    it was an alternate universe Jennifer Walters (seriously)

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I know

    and it's still stupid

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    less stupid than her sleeping with Juggernaught

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Callius think of who she's gonna be comparing you too

    Hawkeye

    Iron Man

    Hercules

    those are some big shoes and condoms to fill
    I got this shit, man!

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Callius think of who she's gonna be comparing you too

    Hawkeye

    Iron Man

    Hercules

    those are some big shoes and condoms to fill
    Juggernaut

    That wasn't her. That was an alternate reality her on holiday in the 616 universe.

    *edit* Okay seriously I'm just calling it a fucking night.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I believe in you Cal. I'll be right there, hi5ing you the whole time.

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Mully, I was going to send you a text today, but I guess I didn't copy your number to my newer sim card.

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