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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    the zoo is what he calls his butthole
    There've certainly been enough animals up there to warrant the title.

    Callius on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Daimajin wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    If neville's straight, then I'm gonna have to turn gay
    it's all about balancing the force or some kinda methaphysical bullshit

    Is that why you and Keith didn't invite me to go to the zoo with you?

    the zoo is what he calls his butthole
    and it's quite a menagerie in there, let me tell you

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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ani_B wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Yeah, I'm not upset or whatever that this thread gets derailed from time to time.

    It was fuckin' Tonkman. He knew how this shit works and it worked for him too.

    It don't mean we love him or miss him any less. We just do things after our own fashion.
    exactly
    grieving can be complicated, it varies from person to person, and it's perfectly normal to feel sad, goofy, angry, frustrated, and a whole mix of other emotions one after the other or even at the same time

    really pisses me off when someone stands on their soapbox and presumes to know that people aren't showing authentic grief

    don't tell me you got your angry pants hitched up to your armpits too old man

    who am I kidding

    it's you
    that's not directed at you, ya big silly
    someone who shall remain nameless was bitching via pm about how he's tired of people jumping on the memorial bandwagon
    that pisses me off
    but let's not get into that
    sorry I brought it up

    I know you weren't talking about me

    give us a hug
    dude
    I will hug you so hard at PAX
    you and your lovely wife


    me too.
    especially your wife.

    :winky: :winky: :winky:

    Nevs, I was just telling Shoe the other day how devastatingly handsome I think you are. If only I was born with a y chromosome.

    edit: just read the last few pages. Darn, glad I have no y chromosomes now.

    Also, yes you are welcome to come to dinner with us. I want to have maximum hangouts with everyone August 25-31.

    :winky:
    Awesome! :D

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    god, stop acting straight!

    Acting?

    neville you want to go do a bunch of chicks and get drunk at a titty bar?

    hell yea, bra
    dude let's pull an A frame on a bitch
    you want front or back?

    both.
    wait.


    how do i do this?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Daimajin wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    If neville's straight, then I'm gonna have to turn gay
    it's all about balancing the force or some kinda methaphysical bullshit

    Is that why you and Keith didn't invite me to go to the zoo with you?

    the zoo is what he calls his butthole
    and it's quite a menagerie in there, let me tell you


    otters within otters

    like a russian doll

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    god, stop acting straight!

    Acting?

    neville you want to go do a bunch of chicks and get drunk at a titty bar?

    hell yea, bra
    dude let's pull an A frame on a bitch
    you want front or back?

    both.
    wait.


    how do i do this?

    you gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    god, stop acting straight!

    Acting?

    neville you want to go do a bunch of chicks and get drunk at a titty bar?

    hell yea, bra
    dude let's pull an A frame on a bitch
    you want front or back?

    both.
    wait.


    how do i do this?

    i usually call it an eiffel tower.

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    It's really awkward when your room mate asks you to eiffel tower some drunken skank he just brought back from his frat party.

    My room mate must have done that at least eight times last year.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    god you're such a lousy breeder neville
    you just double team a chick, front and back
    then high five over her

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hey guys are we going tagging this weekend one of the nights I'm there?

    if so I need to wash my criminal clothes

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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    You own an orange jumper?

    rocketeer suit

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hey guys are we going tagging this weekend one of the nights I'm there?

    if so I need to wash my criminal clothes
    We're not not tagging.

    Actually... I'm going to be playing D&D.





    fuck i'm a nerd.

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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    You own an orange jumper?

    and a robot labia shirt
    kate's prepared for all occasions, including many that will make your brain melt from considering them.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I would honestly jerk off to a picture of WaM dressed up as the Rocketeer.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the shiny silver shit is very shiny

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    You own an orange jumper?
    I do.

    Two, actually. One of them is actually property of King County Dept of Corrections.

    No idea where it is, though.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hey, new guy lurker dude is a pretty good poster.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    god, stop acting straight!

    Acting?

    neville you want to go do a bunch of chicks and get drunk at a titty bar?

    hell yea, bra
    dude let's pull an A frame on a bitch
    you want front or back?

    both.
    wait.


    how do i do this?

    you gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
    that's right neville, you gotta superman dat ho

    Belruel on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I would honestly jerk off to a picture of WaM dressed up as the Rocketeer.
    man it's not for lack of trying that I don't have that costume

    I've been trying to figure out how to put it together and do right for less than, oh, say, a thousand bucks

    but it is a troublesome little problem

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    the shiny silver shit is very shiny
    taken out of context, with the spelling error, this is a great post

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    hey guys are we going tagging this weekend one of the nights I'm there?

    if so I need to wash my criminal clothes

    i have some sweatpants you can wear

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh goddamnit

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    but i won't go tagging though

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    hey guys are we going tagging this weekend one of the nights I'm there?

    if so I need to wash my criminal clothes

    i have some sweatpants you can wear
    THROW THEM AWAY

    god you could make a full keith body suit out of those things

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    hey guys are we going tagging this weekend one of the nights I'm there?

    if so I need to wash my criminal clothes

    i have some sweatpants you can wear
    and probably some underoos

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Oh god... a woman at my work had asked me if I was okay yesterday and I told her what happened and why I was sad.

    She just stopped by and gave me a box of Toffee, a card, and a hug.

    Oh god... :cry:

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    hey guys are we going tagging this weekend one of the nights I'm there?

    if so I need to wash my criminal clothes

    i have some sweatpants you can wear
    THROW THEM AWAY

    god you could make a full keith body suit out of those things

    do they have freckles on them

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Oh god... a woman at my work had asked me if I was okay yesterday and I told her what happened and why I was sad.

    She just stopped by and gave me a box of Toffee, a card, and a hug.

    Oh god... :cry:
    "I really appreciate this, but I'm diabetic. But, uh, you know what I do like? Tittays."

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    man it's not for lack of trying that I don't have that costume

    I've been trying to figure out how to put it together and do right for less than, oh, say, a thousand bucks

    but it is a troublesome little problem
    Well, if you need any help putting it together you just give me a buzz.

    Callius on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    this is a horrible dark picture but i forgot i had it, till i found it attached to an email id sent last night
    haha

    um

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    it is our shots of fireball as dedicated to tonkman

    that's sarah in the back left, mrs tonkman
    pam, his friend from newfoundland, (she's just visiting here now) at the front left
    gary, his roommate i believe, also from newfoundland, at the back right
    and me in the front right

    fireball was apparently a "thing" with tonkman
    this is the second shot i've ever done in my life
    it burnt

    edit: oh yeah, and sarah got pooped on by a bird the day before yesterday
    and she had an umbrella
    we are convinced that was a tonkman 'sign'

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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    "I really appreciate this, but I'm diabetic. But, uh, you know what I do like? Tittays."
    Yeah, she's sweet but... no.

    I'll take the hug and toffee. Damn, that was so sweet of her.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    hey guys are we going tagging this weekend one of the nights I'm there?

    if so I need to wash my criminal clothes

    i have some sweatpants you can wear
    THROW THEM AWAY

    god you could make a full keith body suit out of those things

    i have pictures of him in it, i think
    he likes them
    a LOT

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I would honestly jerk off to a picture of WaM dressed up as the Rocketeer.
    man it's not for lack of trying that I don't have that costume

    I've been trying to figure out how to put it together and do right for less than, oh, say, a thousand bucks

    but it is a troublesome little problem

    http://www.spiritone.com/~dlevine/art/rocketeer_details/index.html

    L2google
    man that thing looks like crap

    I'm talking about this: http://www.evan.org/jetpack/

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    hey guys are we going tagging this weekend one of the nights I'm there?

    if so I need to wash my criminal clothes

    i have some sweatpants you can wear
    THROW THEM AWAY

    god you could make a full keith body suit out of those things

    i have pictures of him in it, i think
    he likes them
    a LOT
    can we just say that the first and only girl's pants keith ever got into were mine

    can we go ahead and say that

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    are you sure you want that to be said

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    more than anything

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