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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    a girl's dream come true



    am I talking about Keith or WaM I don't know

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    heterosexual sex is gross

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i tried to get him to wear those pants up over his shoulders so i could tie them off at his neck

    but he wouldn't

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    they are really comfy but I purposely got them huge sized

    I think keith could probably fit his entire body in one leg

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    does Keith ride around in neville's shirt pocket sometimes

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    only when his unicorn steed is sick

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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    hey guys are we going tagging this weekend one of the nights I'm there?

    if so I need to wash my criminal clothes

    i have some sweatpants you can wear
    THROW THEM AWAY

    god you could make a full keith body suit out of those things

    i have pictures of him in it, i think
    he likes them
    a LOT
    can we just say that the first and only girl's pants keith ever got into were mine

    can we go ahead and say that

    yes.
    lets.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I want to hop in one pant leg while Keith hops in another and totally have a potato sack race.

    ... wait... why not just use Potato's ballsack?!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I want to hop in one pant leg while Keith hops in another and totally have a potato sack race.

    ... wait... why not just use Potato's ballsack?!

    does he have lowhangers

    he never sent me the picture

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    does he have lowhangers

    he never sent me the picture
    I just recall that it was shiny with moisture.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i don't think my balls are even in that picture

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Glistened in the morning dew.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    Even when picking a mount he still looks for a big stiff horn? Or especially when looking for a mount?
    keith isn't gay enough in my mind to make jokes like this yet

    I'll get there though, you just wait

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    Even when picking a mount he still looks for a big stiff horn? Or especially when looking for a mount?
    keith isn't gay enough in my mind to make jokes like this yet

    I'll get there though, you just wait

    see, this is what i don't get

    basically i get called a faggot for 20 years of my life and then when i say "you guys were right all along!" everyone's like "what no way"

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Daimajin wrote: »
    Even when picking a mount he still looks for a big stiff horn? Or especially when looking for a mount?
    keith isn't gay enough in my mind to make jokes like this yet

    I'll get there though, you just wait

    see, this is what i don't get

    basically i get called a faggot for 20 years of my life and then when i say "you guys were right all along!" everyone's like "what no way"
    there's a difference between being a faggot and being gay

    you were just a faggot before, but now you're a gay faggot

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    wait keith is actually gay

    gosh i need to pay attention

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wait Keith was in your pants

    Do I need to go get tested for ginger (you said it was cool)

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    whoa what

    I thought this was just more "lol keith is the gayest"

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    this has been the clumsiest coming-out ever keith

    you need to make a thread

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    this has been the clumsiest coming-out ever keith

    you need to make a thread
    make a thread called "ask keith"

    and I'll post first and say "are you gay" and you can say "yes"

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    this has been the clumsiest coming-out ever keith

    you need to make a thread

    no

    i didn't even 'come out' to you guys because i was pretty sure it'd been stated before

    i just said i'd come out to my friends and people flipped shit

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    speaking of gay, how many people went to the pride parade?

    because it turns out my buddy marched

    dressed as a KKKlansman

    with his robes made out of Care Bear sheets.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Wait Keith was in your pants

    Do I need to go get tested for ginger (you said it was cool)
    this was after your time dear

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    this is the perfect time for me to admit my crush on keith

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    wait so
    i thought you were bi

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Daimajin wrote: »
    Even when picking a mount he still looks for a big stiff horn? Or especially when looking for a mount?
    keith isn't gay enough in my mind to make jokes like this yet

    I'll get there though, you just wait

    see, this is what i don't get

    basically i get called a faggot for 20 years of my life and then when i say "you guys were right all along!" everyone's like "what no way"
    there's a difference between being a faggot and being gay

    you were just a faggot before, but now you're a gay faggot

    what am I?
    JUDGE ME

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Daimajin wrote: »
    Even when picking a mount he still looks for a big stiff horn? Or especially when looking for a mount?
    keith isn't gay enough in my mind to make jokes like this yet

    I'll get there though, you just wait

    see, this is what i don't get

    basically i get called a faggot for 20 years of my life and then when i say "you guys were right all along!" everyone's like "what no way"
    there's a difference between being a faggot and being gay

    you were just a faggot before, but now you're a gay faggot

    what am I?
    JUDGE ME
    all man

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    this is the perfect time for me to admit my crush on keith

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=JyngXjqN0V8

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    speaking of gay, how many people went to the pride parade?

    because it turns out my buddy marched

    dressed as a KKKlansman

    with his robes made out of Care Bear sheets.

    arsenic, keegan, and i went fa

    and like a billion other fags

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    speaking of gay, how many people went to the pride parade?

    because it turns out my buddy marched

    dressed as a KKKlansman

    with his robes made out of Care Bear sheets.

    arsenic, keegan, and i went fa

    and like a billion other fags
    Lindsay went down with some of her friends, and said she ran into Cap and Mrs Cap

    I'm just wondering if anyone saw the Care Bear Klansman

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    keith youtube says they're sorry but your video is no longer available

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    who wants to take a dual account

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    this is the perfect time for me to admit my crush on keith

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE9-qbp7YIw

    great broken link
    new worst gay

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the link above the vid works just fine

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    keith youtube says they're sorry but your video is no longer available

    that's because some youtube videos don't allow embedding and you should click the link

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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Wait Keith was in your pants

    Do I need to go get tested for ginger (you said it was cool)
    this was after your time dear

    Well if I wake up with ginger it's on your head

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    speaking of gay, how many people went to the pride parade?

    because it turns out my buddy marched

    dressed as a KKKlansman

    with his robes made out of Care Bear sheets.

    I DEMAND PHOTOS!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Wait Keith was in your pants

    Do I need to go get tested for ginger (you said it was cool)
    this was after your time dear

    Well if I wake up with ginger it's on your head

    i thought it was on mine

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