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Zonkytonkman appreciation thread

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    speaking of gay, how many people went to the pride parade?

    because it turns out my buddy marched

    dressed as a KKKlansman

    with his robes made out of Care Bear sheets.

    I DEMAND PHOTOS!
    same here, man

    I never got to see it, I had to stay home and take care of shit on the homefront

    Rankenphile on
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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Wait Keith was in your pants

    Do I need to go get tested for ginger (you said it was cool)
    this was after your time dear

    Well if I wake up with ginger it's on your head

    i thought it was on mine

    Fine make it a co-op affair of pointing and freckles

    Dely Apple on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    god i just opened up like five youtube versions of that video to get one that would embed and they all started playing like a half-second later than each other and it sounded like a phil collins song

    Garlic Bread on
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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

    Daimajin on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Neville, you broke Keith to your hedonistic ways.

    Way to go there, Sodomite.

    Callius on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius I have my stones, do you want to use some of mine. For throwing.

    Meissnerd on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Neville, you broke Keith to your hedonistic ways.

    Way to go there, Sodomite.
    somehow I don't think this was Neville's doing

    I mean

    dude

    we're talking about a guy who lamented missing a Spice Girls concert long before he ever moved in with Nev

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    stones

    apparently they found a really big flat rock in zonk's room

    and they've no idea what it's about

    anyone ever hear a story about a rock?

    mully on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    A SPICE GIRLS CONCERT

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Neville, you broke Keith to your hedonistic ways.

    Way to go there, Sodomite.

    Well, it's only Keith.

    Desktop Hippie on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    oh shit, mully

    who cleaned his room?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    it's obviously a dildo of some sort

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    keith for most hatey gay

    Belruel on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    Also, I am still pretty new here, and if I stepped over some line where only Keith's personal friends are allowed to go I appologize Keith. We gingers need to stick together.
    You're new here, so lemme give you a little bit of advice:
    Make no apologies
    Never look back
    Call a spade a spade
    and you're allowed 3 Goatse posts per quarter, use them wisely.

    Callius on
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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Callius I have my stones, do you want to use some of mine. For throwing.

    The sacred Ankara stones?

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh shit, mully

    who cleaned his room?

    sarah has been going through it
    i think most of his things have been sent back to newfoundland
    aside from the things he wanted destroyed/etc
    apparently he had just told sarah what he wanted her to do in case of his death, last month

    mully on
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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    stones

    apparently they found a really big flat rock in zonk's room

    and they've no idea what it's about

    anyone ever hear a story about a rock?

    Has anyone looked under it?

    Maybe he was hiding something.

    Desktop Hippie on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    oh shit, mully

    who cleaned his room?

    sarah has been going through it
    i think most of his things have been sent back to newfoundland
    aside from the things he wanted destroyed/etc
    apparently he had just told sarah what he wanted her to do in case of his death, last month
    okay good

    I know how he really didn't want his family finding out certain things about his sexual tastes

    I'd hate to think that they discovered it like this

    although... wow that's a little creepy that he had planned shit so well

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Call a spade a spade

    just don't call a spade a nBANNED

    Garlic Bread on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That's really creepy...

    How big of a stone are we talking about?

    Callius on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    zonk was the sort of dude that probably had all kinds of weird shit in his room, put there for big elaborate plans that were promptly forgotten as soon as he saw something shiny

    I love the dude, but sometimes he had the attention span of a goldfish

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    it's totally creepy
    and what was creepier
    is that for every one of us at the table last night
    we recalled our last, or close to last, conversations with him
    and he'd told us all that he loved us
    or said something really nice, and seriously to us

    it's.. ..yeah
    i am going a little nuts over something he had said about me to someone else
    but that is not for this forum
    it was just so untonkman

    mully on
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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

    Daimajin on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    man keith can't be gay. gay people are trendy. keith is uglier than a bottle of roaches.

    Tube on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    zonk was the sort of dude that probably had all kinds of weird shit in his room, put there for big elaborate plans that were promptly forgotten as soon as he saw something shiny

    I love the dude, but sometimes he had the attention span of a goldfish
    Shit man, that's part of why I loved him.

    Callius on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    That's really creepy...

    How big of a stone are we talking about?

    they explained it to me as just being like.. a normal sized rock.. with a flat edge on it..
    and it was just sitting there like it was a pet rock or something

    mully on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    man keith can't be gay. gay people are trendy. keith is uglier than a bottle of roaches.

    oh okay

    never mind, folks. i'm not gay after all

    Garlic Bread on
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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    If the stone is a decent size, could it maybe be made into some kind of memorial for Zonk?

    You said he was being buried in Newfoundland. So maybe a stone with his name on it somewhere close to you guys would be nice. Something to remember him by. Is there anywhere it could go?

    Desktop Hippie on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    wait so

    just like a big fucking rock

    in the middle of the room

    TheySlashThem on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    man keith can't be gay. gay people are trendy. keith is uglier than a bottle of roaches.
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    I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    moon rocks

    I Am Not A Bear on
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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    man keith can't be gay. gay people are trendy. keith is uglier than a bottle of roaches.

    oh okay

    never mind, folks. i'm not gay after all

    if you're going to be gay you're going to have to make an effort not to look like a startled panda with toxic shock syndrome.

    Tube on
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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    man keith can't be gay. gay people are trendy. keith is uglier than a bottle of roaches.

    oh okay

    never mind, folks. i'm not gay after all

    And the female forumers rejoice!

    Or would.

    If you weren't uglier than a bottle of roaches.

    Desktop Hippie on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    oh shit, mully

    who cleaned his room?

    sarah has been going through it
    i think most of his things have been sent back to newfoundland
    aside from the things he wanted destroyed/etc
    apparently he had just told sarah what he wanted her to do in case of his death, last month
    okay good

    I know how he really didn't want his family finding out certain things about his sexual tastes

    I'd hate to think that they discovered it like this

    although... wow that's a little creepy that he had planned shit so well

    You should see my documents

    meticulous, organized, laid out

    and constantly checked on and updated, as a matter of fact, just yesterday I made a change.


    Some people just like to make sure things are handled properly.

    Stale on
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    man what the hell I leave work to drive home and Keith comes out

    Balefuego on
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    I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    oh shit, mully

    who cleaned his room?

    sarah has been going through it
    i think most of his things have been sent back to newfoundland
    aside from the things he wanted destroyed/etc
    apparently he had just told sarah what he wanted her to do in case of his death, last month
    okay good

    I know how he really didn't want his family finding out certain things about his sexual tastes

    I'd hate to think that they discovered it like this

    although... wow that's a little creepy that he had planned shit so well

    My brother was in the Army when he died. They have to itemize every item they send back home. Since I was handling most of the practical details I got a call from some sgt. asking if the family wanted his DVDs sent back with the rest of his things. I didn't realize why they would call to ask until the poor guy then had to start listing off a bunch of weird porn titles to a grieving family member. It actually was the best laugh I had all day.


    We had to do that as well a few times. It helped the grieving process. Especially, when you find out the guy has like the Collector's Edition of DreamQuest and it's autographed by like half the 'actresses'.

    I Am Not A Bear on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    they explained it to me as just being like.. a normal sized rock.. with a flat edge on it..
    and it was just sitting there like it was a pet rock or something
    Like, a human sized warming rock?

    That's so bizarre... but totally awesome.

    Callius on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    man keith can't be gay. gay people are trendy. keith is uglier than a bottle of roaches.

    oh okay

    never mind, folks. i'm not gay after all

    if you're going to be gay you're going to have to make an effort not to look like a startled panda with toxic shock syndrome.

    aaahahahahahaha

    Belruel on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    man keith can't be gay. gay people are trendy. keith is uglier than a bottle of roaches.

    oh okay

    never mind, folks. i'm not gay after all

    if you're going to be gay you're going to have to make an effort not to look like a startled panda with toxic shock syndrome.
    I didn't know boys knew about that

    good burn tube, a+

    World as Myth on
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