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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    man what the hell I leave work to drive home and Keith comes out

    Yes but tube threw him back.

    Desktop Hippie on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    You should see my documents

    meticulous, organized, laid out

    and constantly checked on and updated, as a matter of fact, just yesterday I made a change.


    Some people just like to make sure things are handled properly.
    I've never really done anything like that. Huh... Maybe I should at some point.

    My list would be:
    My shit goes to whoever isn't a dickhead; Natasha gets first dibs.

    Callius on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    no not human sized
    if he had a human sized warming rock.. id just start referring to him as jubjub
    just a rock
    that you can hold in your hand, like that

    you know i am strongly considering making a will or something
    you just never know

    mully on
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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    man what the hell I leave work to drive home and Keith comes out

    Yes but tube threw him back.

    I thought you gave up because I out-forumed you.


    also I dont think we want him back

    Balefuego on
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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Arghh I just saw this thread, the sticky list looked longer than usual. This is terrible, really, I hate it when one of us dies. Why, just the other day in a thread somebody was confessing their love to the zonky posts and I just silently agreed, yes excellent. Really when someone passes in the community you frequent, the event firmly grabs you by the shoulders and tells you in a stern voice, "This is real, all of it, remember to treat it as such. Don't mock it and don't take it for granted."

    Sometimes, many times, the internet can be a cold place but we can remember that we can bring our supplies and build a radical campfire, sit around and share our lives. I extend my sympathies to miss zonky and to all his real life friends that will take this much harder than any of us will. Sadly, another poster I didn't get to meet.

    Seph on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    You wait, defender will admit he's gay next. That boy is so deep in the closet he's in fucking Narnia.

    Tube on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Considering the amount of time and effort Tube has put into looking like a convincing homosexual, he just can't bear to watch some other guy half ass it.

    Javen on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    oh shit, mully

    who cleaned his room?

    sarah has been going through it
    i think most of his things have been sent back to newfoundland
    aside from the things he wanted destroyed/etc
    apparently he had just told sarah what he wanted her to do in case of his death, last month
    okay good

    I know how he really didn't want his family finding out certain things about his sexual tastes

    I'd hate to think that they discovered it like this

    although... wow that's a little creepy that he had planned shit so well

    You should see my documents

    meticulous, organized, laid out

    and constantly checked on and updated, as a matter of fact, just yesterday I made a change.


    Some people just like to make sure things are handled properly.
    yeah, but you're the sort of guy who kind of has to deal with that idea a little more than most of us

    I really don't know what would happen if I were to die tonight. What would happen to Lindsay, or to my (hahaha) financial assets.

    Rankenphile on
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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    man what the hell I leave work to drive home and Keith comes out

    Yes but tube threw him back.

    Like a gay lifeguard?

    dontcalltubegaydontcalltubegaybadthingswillhappendontcalltubegay

    Desktop Hippie on
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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

    Daimajin on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    Tube has full of top shelf material since the great merger.

    wuh?

    Tube on
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You wait, defender will admit he's gay next. That boy is so deep in the closet he's in fucking Narnia.

    tube you are on a roll

    Balefuego on
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    I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    When I was in the army, my family insisted I make a will outlining what I wanted done with my body, my belongings, etc. Writing your will at the age of the 18 is one of the most surreal things you can do. You don't know what you want to do with your body, etc.

    I Am Not A Bear on
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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    man what the hell I leave work to drive home and Keith comes out

    Yes but tube threw him back.

    Like a gay lifeguard?

    dontcalltubegaydontcalltubegaybadthingswillhappendontcalltubegay

    it's like Frank Miller trying to not write comics about hookers

    fightinfilipino on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You wait, defender will admit he's gay next. That boy is so deep in the closet he's in fucking Narnia.
    I hate when people recycle old material

    World as Myth on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You wait, defender will admit he's gay next. That boy is so deep in the closet he's in fucking Narnia.

    Defender: buggering Tumnus

    Belruel on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    You wait, defender will admit he's gay next. That boy is so deep in the closet he's in fucking Narnia.

    tube you are on a roll

    Really? This week I've had more rolls than Thanatos.

    Tube on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Both my parents and my lawyer have both my official and unofficial wills in case something happens.

    Javen on
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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    keith coming out is as shocking as taking a sip of water from a ceramic mug and noting the absence of taste, again, for the billionth time

    Seph on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    You wait, defender will admit he's gay next. That boy is so deep in the closet he's in fucking Narnia.
    I hate when people recycle old material

    I hate it when people are ugly and stupid so I guess we're even.

    Tube on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    man what the hell I leave work to drive home and Keith comes out

    Yes but tube threw him back.

    I thought you gave up because I out-forumed you.


    also I dont think we want him back

    I always assumed Keith was like...asexual.

    And at some point he would reproduce by just...splitting in two. Or maybe someone would feed him after midnight and then get water on him.

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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    When I was in the army, my family insisted I make a will outlining what I wanted done with my body, my belongings, etc. Writing your will at the age of the 18 is one of the most surreal things you can do. You don't know what you want to do with your body, etc.

    i knew when i was 10 and read an article about what happens to your body when you're buried.


    cremation please.

    Belruel on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You wait, defender will admit he's gay next. That boy is so deep in the closet he's in fucking Narnia.
    I hate when people recycle old material

    I hate it when people are ugly and stupid so I guess we're even.
    man how come I don't get your good material anymore

    World as Myth on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    yeah, but you're the sort of guy who kind of has to deal with that idea a little more than most of us

    I really don't know what would happen if I were to die tonight. What would happen to Lindsay, or to my (hahaha) financial assets.
    I'd take care of her.


    I'M TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH HER!

    Callius on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    You should see my documents

    meticulous, organized, laid out

    and constantly checked on and updated, as a matter of fact, just yesterday I made a change.


    Some people just like to make sure things are handled properly.
    I've never really done anything like that. Huh... Maybe I should at some point.

    My list would be:
    My shit goes to whoever isn't a dickhead; Natasha gets first dibs.

    the possessions and finances are the easiest part really.

    It's all the planning. The details are what will fuck up your loved ones. You need to lay out how you want your affairs handled. You'd like to think that "Well, they know me pretty well... so they'll know I'd want X done"

    No.

    No they won't know.


    Everything from the moment I die to the order people find out, who needs to do what, what needs to happen. All that. Write that shit down. Because the people you leave behind need it.

    Stale on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    You wait, defender will admit he's gay next. That boy is so deep in the closet he's in fucking Narnia.
    I hate when people recycle old material

    Aw, was that old?
    I've seen him make that joke at least two other times

    World as Myth on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    You wait, defender will admit he's gay next. That boy is so deep in the closet he's in fucking Narnia.
    I hate when people recycle old material

    Aw, was that old?

    has to be
    i used it last week word for word, and i know i've heard it before

    potatoe on
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    I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    When I was in the army, my family insisted I make a will outlining what I wanted done with my body, my belongings, etc. Writing your will at the age of the 18 is one of the most surreal things you can do. You don't know what you want to do with your body, etc.

    i knew when i was 10 and read an article about what happens to your body when you're buried.


    cremation please.

    Yea, that wasn't what I meant.

    I Am Not A Bear on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    You wait, defender will admit he's gay next. That boy is so deep in the closet he's in fucking Narnia.
    I hate when people recycle old material

    I hate it when people are ugly and stupid so I guess we're even.
    man how come I don't get your good material anymore

    you're not the boss of me

    Tube on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    You wait, defender will admit he's gay next. That boy is so deep in the closet he's in fucking Narnia.

    tube you are on a roll

    Really? This week I've had more rolls than Thanatos.

    i wonder if wam or naporeon got a picture with thanatos at the zoo

    you'd love it

    Garlic Bread on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    so now that keith is gay his obsession with young teenage boys in little more than their underoos and a cape is a little creepier no?

    Tube on
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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You wait, defender will admit he's gay next. That boy is so deep in the closet he's in fucking Narnia.
    I hate when people recycle old material

    I hate it when people are ugly and stupid so I guess we're even.
    man how come I don't get your good material anymore

    you're not the boss of me

    Careful Tube! She's wearing her angry pants!

    Desktop Hippie on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that's right I was super angry earlier tube

    like a rhinoceros

    better watch out

    World as Myth on
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    a shiny rhinoceros

    Balefuego on
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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    You wait, defender will admit he's gay next. That boy is so deep in the closet he's in fucking Narnia.

    tube you are on a roll

    Really? This week I've had more rolls than Thanatos.

    i wonder if wam or naporeon got a picture with thanatos at the zoo

    you'd love it
    he seemed so hurt when I pointed out that his gut had been hanging out of his shirt all day

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that's right I was super angry earlier tube

    like a rhinoceros

    better watch out

    Are you feeling better yet?

    Desktop Hippie on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    that's right I was super angry earlier tube

    like a rhinoceros

    better watch out

    Not surprising you have a rhinoceros temper given how well you've the rhinoceros physique down.

    Tube on
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