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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that's right I was super angry earlier tube

    like a rhinoceros

    better watch out

    Not surprising you have a rhinoceros temper given how well you've the rhinoceros physique down.
    man I lobbed you that one all slow and underhand, and you couldn't even hit it back

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that's right I was super angry earlier tube

    like a rhinoceros

    better watch out

    Are you feeling better yet?
    yeah only now I feel guilty because I've done almost no work at all today again and I've been here since 7 a.m. and I'm ready to go home.

    World as Myth on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    oh shit, mully

    who cleaned his room?

    sarah has been going through it
    i think most of his things have been sent back to newfoundland
    aside from the things he wanted destroyed/etc
    apparently he had just told sarah what he wanted her to do in case of his death, last month
    okay good

    I know how he really didn't want his family finding out certain things about his sexual tastes

    I'd hate to think that they discovered it like this

    although... wow that's a little creepy that he had planned shit so well

    You should see my documents

    meticulous, organized, laid out

    and constantly checked on and updated, as a matter of fact, just yesterday I made a change.


    Some people just like to make sure things are handled properly.

    Did you say documents?

    Somewhere in Portland, the hottest fax machine just turned itself on.


    ... :winky:

    neville on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    You wait, defender will admit he's gay next. That boy is so deep in the closet he's in fucking Narnia.

    tube you are on a roll

    Really? This week I've had more rolls than Thanatos.

    i wonder if wam or naporeon got a picture with thanatos at the zoo

    you'd love it
    he seemed so hurt when I pointed out that his gut had been hanging out of his shirt all day

    not hurt enough to do something about it, though

    but i was so glad i wasn't the only one to notice

    Garlic Bread on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    oh shit, mully

    who cleaned his room?

    sarah has been going through it
    i think most of his things have been sent back to newfoundland
    aside from the things he wanted destroyed/etc
    apparently he had just told sarah what he wanted her to do in case of his death, last month
    okay good

    I know how he really didn't want his family finding out certain things about his sexual tastes

    I'd hate to think that they discovered it like this

    although... wow that's a little creepy that he had planned shit so well

    You should see my documents

    meticulous, organized, laid out

    and constantly checked on and updated, as a matter of fact, just yesterday I made a change.


    Some people just like to make sure things are handled properly.

    Did you say documents?

    Somewhere in Portland, the hottest fax machine just turned itself on.


    ... :winky:
    important

    foreign

    documents?

    excuse me please

    World as Myth on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    that's right I was super angry earlier tube

    like a rhinoceros

    better watch out

    Not surprising you have a rhinoceros temper given how well you've the rhinoceros physique down.
    man I lobbed you that one all slow and underhand, and you couldn't even hit it back

    any time I think of "world as myth" and "hit it" in the same sentence I sick up in my mouth.

    Tube on
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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Was it the miley cyrus song I sent you?

    Monkeyfeet on
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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that's right I was super angry earlier tube

    like a rhinoceros

    better watch out

    Are you feeling better yet?
    yeah only now I feel guilty because I've done almost no work at all today again and I've been here since 7 a.m. and I'm ready to go home.

    Well it's not like you're being lazy. It'll take a while.

    And we're much more important than work anyway.

    Desktop Hippie on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that's right I was super angry earlier tube

    like a rhinoceros

    better watch out

    Not surprising you have a rhinoceros temper given how well you've the rhinoceros physique down.
    man I lobbed you that one all slow and underhand, and you couldn't even hit it back

    any time I think of "world as myth" and "hit it" in the same sentence I sick up in my mouth.
    see I knew you could do it

    when you put your mind to it, you can really stick it to me

    you just take that knife and you put it in me so hard

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    WaM I am laughing so hard right now

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    that's right I was super angry earlier tube

    like a rhinoceros

    better watch out

    Not surprising you have a rhinoceros temper given how well you've the rhinoceros physique down.
    man I lobbed you that one all slow and underhand, and you couldn't even hit it back

    any time I think of "world as myth" and "hit it" in the same sentence I sick up in my mouth.
    see I knew you could do it

    when you put your mind to it, you can really stick it to me

    you just take that knife and you put it in me so hard

    put it in you hard? jesus I'm going to hurl...

    Tube on
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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ah, love.

    B.C. on
    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    hey wam do you still have a vagina of sufficient capacity that druids could use it as a place of worship

    Tube on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    the possessions and finances are the easiest part really.

    It's all the planning. The details are what will fuck up your loved ones. You need to lay out how you want your affairs handled. You'd like to think that "Well, they know me pretty well... so they'll know I'd want X done"

    No.

    No they won't know.


    Everything from the moment I die to the order people find out, who needs to do what, what needs to happen. All that. Write that shit down. Because the people you leave behind need it.
    Unfortunately "dump me in the woods to be eaten by bears and other sundry wildlife" is not an acceptable means of bodily disposal.

    Callius on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    that's right I was super angry earlier tube

    like a rhinoceros

    better watch out

    Not surprising you have a rhinoceros temper given how well you've the rhinoceros physique down.
    man I lobbed you that one all slow and underhand, and you couldn't even hit it back

    any time I think of "world as myth" and "hit it" in the same sentence I sick up in my mouth.
    see I knew you could do it

    when you put your mind to it, you can really stick it to me

    you just take that knife and you put it in me so hard
    great, now I've got a boner at work again

    Rankenphile on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    that's right I was super angry earlier tube

    like a rhinoceros

    better watch out

    Not surprising you have a rhinoceros temper given how well you've the rhinoceros physique down.
    man I lobbed you that one all slow and underhand, and you couldn't even hit it back

    any time I think of "world as myth" and "hit it" in the same sentence I sick up in my mouth.

    Should we send you pics of Keith instead?

    This can be arranged in seconds, just say the word.
    8-)

    neville on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    hey wam do you still have a vagina of sufficient capacity that druids could use it as a place of worship
    if you listen closely, folks, you can actually hear him scraping the bottom of the barrel

    Rankenphile on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    I hate Rankenphile

    Tube on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    I hate Rankenphile
    great, now I've got a boner at work again

    Rankenphile on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hey wam do you still have a vagina of sufficient capacity that druids could use it as a place of worship
    let's just say that I've had my fair share of rock-hard structures erected in my honor

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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tube's on the ropes

    Balefuego on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    hey wam do you still have a vagina of sufficient capacity that druids could use it as a place of worship
    let's just say that I've had my fair share of rock-hard structures erected in my honor

    at the point at which the amount of inches of different cock you've had in the past year equals more than your height it's probably time to slow it down.

    Tube on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    Apparently they don't last too long, eh. Well, it happens to the best of us sometimes.
    Ranks boners are like the ribs of a fish. They're small and lacerate your throat when you least expect it.

    Callius on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hey wam do you still have a vagina of sufficient capacity that druids could use it as a place of worship
    let's just say that I've had my fair share of rock-hard structures erected in my honor

    you're mine

    neville on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    in honour of canada day
    and, of course, zonky

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    shoe, ani, zonk, me

    taken on the DramaPAX weekend
    i recall that i bought mint baileys to try this weekend
    and never even saw the bottle after the party started

    mully on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hey wam do you still have a vagina of sufficient capacity that druids could use it as a place of worship
    let's just say that I've had my fair share of rock-hard structures erected in my honor

    at the point at which the amount of inches of different cock you've had in the past year equals more than your height it's probably time to slow it down.
    oh tube honey

    they weren't that big

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    DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hey wam do you still have a vagina of sufficient capacity that druids could use it as a place of worship
    let's just say that I've had my fair share of rock-hard structures erected in my honor

    at the point at which the amount of inches of different cock you've had in the past year equals more than your height it's probably time to slow it down.
    oh tube honey

    they weren't that big

    yeah
    Celery only WISHED he was black.
    8-)

    neville on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Daimajin wrote: »
    Apparently they don't last too long, eh. Well, it happens to the best of us sometimes.
    Ranks boners are like the ribs of a fish. They're small and lacerate your throat when you least expect it.
    And they can reduce a cattle to a pile of bone and sinew in under ten minutes.

    Rankenphile on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    hey wam do you still have a vagina of sufficient capacity that druids could use it as a place of worship
    let's just say that I've had my fair share of rock-hard structures erected in my honor

    you're mine

    fuck it

    Garlic Bread on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    hey wam do you still have a vagina of sufficient capacity that druids could use it as a place of worship
    let's just say that I've had my fair share of rock-hard structures erected in my honor

    at the point at which the amount of inches of different cock you've had in the past year equals more than your height it's probably time to slow it down.
    oh tube honey

    they weren't that big

    yeah
    Celery only WISHED he was black.
    8-)
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    postin dis

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    well god damn if that isn't a burn

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    is celery even a thing anymore

    Shankusu on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    hey wam do you still have a vagina of sufficient capacity that druids could use it as a place of worship
    let's just say that I've had my fair share of rock-hard structures erected in my honor

    at the point at which the amount of inches of different cock you've had in the past year equals more than your height it's probably time to slow it down.
    you're flopping around like a beached flounder
    I expected better from you

    this is just..insipid

    Druhim on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    we don't exactly talk anymore

    I texted him about zonky's death, and I was really surprised when he wrote me back, but that's been it for at least a month now

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    hey wam do you still have a vagina of sufficient capacity that druids could use it as a place of worship
    let's just say that I've had my fair share of rock-hard structures erected in my honor

    at the point at which the amount of inches of different cock you've had in the past year equals more than your height it's probably time to slow it down.
    you're flopping around like a beached flounder
    I expected better from you

    this is just..insipid

    wait what am I supposed to be trying to do exactly

    Tube on
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