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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    12:52:20 AM Keith: my parents asked me what i'm gonna do with my life
    12:52:31 AM Keith: so i said "i'm moving to seattle to live with a guy i met on the internet"
    12:52:42 AM Keith: my mom said, "why seattle?" and my dad said, "why a guy?"

    oh man i just remembered this

    oh man whenever i tell my parents is going to be more awkward than i thought

    Garlic Bread on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    you know the gays
    like ... uh... that other group
    WE NEVER FORGET


    Leprechauns?
    Gypsies?
    I dunno, but we're like them.

    neville on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    12:52:20 AM Keith: my parents asked me what i'm gonna do with my life
    12:52:31 AM Keith: so i said "i'm moving to seattle to live with a guy i met on the internet"
    12:52:42 AM Keith: my mom said, "why seattle?" and my dad said, "why a guy?"

    oh man i just remembered this

    oh man whenever i tell my parents is going to be more awkward than i thought

    It can't be as awkward as the time they told you that you were born of a jackal.

    Tube on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »

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    I'm gonna miss that guy

    Callius on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    my first ever interaction with WaM was in that thread cel made

    "QUIT TRYING TO FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND, TUBE"

    or something

    Shankusu on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    12:52:20 AM Keith: my parents asked me what i'm gonna do with my life
    12:52:31 AM Keith: so i said "i'm moving to seattle to live with a guy i met on the internet"
    12:52:42 AM Keith: my mom said, "why seattle?" and my dad said, "why a guy?"

    oh man i just remembered this

    oh man whenever i tell my parents is going to be more awkward than i thought
    What's their number?

    I'll do it.

    I'm nothing if not tactful.

    Rankenphile on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    god dammit

    Tube on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that ugly dude is me

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    12:52:20 AM Keith: my parents asked me what i'm gonna do with my life
    12:52:31 AM Keith: so i said "i'm moving to seattle to live with a guy i met on the internet"
    12:52:42 AM Keith: my mom said, "why seattle?" and my dad said, "why a guy?"

    oh man i just remembered this

    oh man whenever i tell my parents is going to be more awkward than i thought

    Yeah.
    They're gonna be like "HE CONVERTED YOU ONOES"

    Then you'll have to go over our fringe benefits.
    Then they'll ALL want to join.
    Sigh.

    Just make sure you use my referral points.
    A few more signups and I get tickets to meet Elton John.

    neville on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2008
    :(:(

    Unknown User on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    12:52:20 AM Keith: my parents asked me what i'm gonna do with my life
    12:52:31 AM Keith: so i said "i'm moving to seattle to live with a guy i met on the internet"
    12:52:42 AM Keith: my mom said, "why seattle?" and my dad said, "why a guy?"
    oh man i just remembered this

    oh man whenever i tell my parents is going to be more awkward than i thought
    Instead of telling them, just send them a singing telegram.

    Thanatos on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    my first ever interaction with WaM was in that thread cel made

    "QUIT TRYING TO FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND, TUBE"

    or something
    it wasn't TUBE

    it was EVERYONE

    apparently, anyone talking to WaM is immediately encroaching on his territory

    Rankenphile on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh man let's talk about this again

    World as Myth on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I remember when wam was a semi lurking noob and I talked to her on aim

    a simpler time

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

    Daimajin on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    I'm going to go and edit the code so that my posts are never at the bottom of a page

    Tube on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    let's instead focus on how hideous I look

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    is celery even a thing anymore

    he's in some hole somewhere

    meditating

    plotting his revenge

    his rise to power

    Shankusu on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    12:52:20 AM Keith: my parents asked me what i'm gonna do with my life
    12:52:31 AM Keith: so i said "i'm moving to seattle to live with a guy i met on the internet"
    12:52:42 AM Keith: my mom said, "why seattle?" and my dad said, "why a guy?"
    oh man i just remembered this

    oh man whenever i tell my parents is going to be more awkward than i thought
    Instead of telling them, just send them a singing telegram.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlB-42SIruI

    Garlic Bread on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    I just mean

    if you're going to stick your flag in something, you might wanna find ground firm enough that it doesn't open up and swallow you whole

    Rankenphile on
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh man let's talk about this again
    Really, it hasn't been talked about enough, yet.

    Oh, hey, have you guys heard that Sheri is going out with Nucsh?

    Thanatos on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    let's instead focus on how hideous I look

    you wouldn't be so hideous if you weren't fat like a house

    Tube on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I remember when wam was a semi lurking noob and I talked to her on aim

    a simpler time
    I remember that too, you were kind of drunk if I recall

    and I was all nervous and then we talked about bugs

    World as Myth on
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  • DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

    Daimajin on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    oh man let's talk about this again
    Really, it hasn't been talked about enough, yet.

    Oh, hey, have you guys heard that Sheri is going out with Nucsh?

    let's not and say we didn't

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    oh man let's talk about this again
    Really, it hasn't been talked about enough, yet.

    Oh, hey, have you guys heard that Sheri is going out with Nucsh?

    srs? no wai.

    Also I cause drama! :3

    neville on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I remember when wam was a semi lurking noob and I talked to her on aim

    a simpler time
    I remember that too, you were kind of drunk if I recall

    and I was all nervous and then we talked about bugs

    you're welcome

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    let's instead focus on how hideous I look

    you wouldn't be so hideous if you weren't fat like a house

    siggin this oh wait

    Shankusu on
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man, its my turn now!

    Lets insult me because I'm french

    Dadouw on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    let's instead focus on how hideous I look

    you wouldn't be so hideous if you weren't fat like a house

    well at least I am not in Thanatos country

    because he is a country, you see

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    to be fat is the most terrible thing

    Tube on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    let's instead focus on how hideous I look

    you wouldn't be so hideous if you weren't fat like a house

    well at least I am not in Thanatos country

    because he is a country, you see
    one nation, under serious risk of heart disease

    Rankenphile on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Man, its my turn now!

    Lets insult me because I'm french
    did you see earlier when I bitched you out in a manner totally unfitting your innocuous post

    (I am sorry about that)

    World as Myth on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    to err is human

    to be fat is to be inhuman

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    let's instead focus on how hideous I look
    I'm going to focus on how rad Joe was.

    Callius on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    to err is human

    to be fat is hilarious

    Shankusu on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    let's instead focus on how hideous I look
    I'm going to focus on how rad Joe was.

    tha illest fo reel doggs

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    to be fat is the most terrible thing
    I hate fat people.

    Callius on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    to be fat is the most terrible thing

    what about a fat gay

    neville on
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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My first interaction with WaM was seething rage.

    Seems accurate enough nowadays.

    Polago on
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