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Zonkytonkman appreciation thread

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    sorry to drag this thread back on topic somewhat guys, I know we're talking about fat people now

    but seph sent me this and it was oddly appropriate for joe in particular and now you will read it

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    World as Myth on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    being fat is like being stupid but everyone can see

    Tube on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    fat people hate you

    or is that ate you

    I forget

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Man, its my turn now!

    Lets insult me because I'm french
    did you see earlier when I bitched you out in a manner totally unfitting your innocuous post

    (I am sorry about that)

    You dont have to be sorry, I'm french anyway

    Dadouw on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    shoe why are you fat

    don't you realise that it is disgusting

    Tube on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    My first interaction with WaM was seething rage.

    Seems accurate enough nowadays.

    Mine was mistaking her for Rank's fiancee Lindsay.
    Whoops

    neville on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    My first interaction with WaM was seething rage.

    Seems accurate enough nowadays.
    I wish I remembered this, I seriously don't think I was looking at you

    World as Myth on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    sawesome sounds too much like awesome

    it should be srad

    Rankenphile on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Man, its my turn now!

    Lets insult me because I'm french

    you're quebeçois though


    your language sounds like french spoken while gargling sweaty testicles.

    Shankusu on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    My first interaction with WaM was seething rage.

    Seems accurate enough nowadays.

    Mine was mistaking her for Rank's fiancee Lindsay.
    Whoops
    ahahaha what?

    Rankenphile on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    sorry to drag this thread back on topic somewhat guys, I know we're talking about fat people now

    but seph sent me this and it was oddly appropriate for joe in particular and now you will read it

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    Fuck yes!

    Callius on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    shoe why are you fat

    don't you realise that it is disgusting

    mcdonalds has tricked me into being fat

    every other day they kidnap me, steal my money, and shove delicious hamburgers into my mouth

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Unfortunately "dump me in the woods to be eaten by bears and other sundry wildlife" is not an acceptable means of bodily disposal.
    great, now I've got a boner at work again

    NotASenator on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    sawesome sounds too much like awesome

    it should be srad

    sadical

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Man, its my turn now!

    Lets insult me because I'm french

    you're quebeçois though


    your language sounds like french spoken while gargling sweaty testicles.

    Shut the fuck up kusu, I'm not listening to somebody who cant spell Québécois correctly

    Dadouw on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I can't remember my first interaction with WaM.

    It probably involved asking for a picture of her tits.

    Callius on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    My first interaction with WaM was seething rage.

    Seems accurate enough nowadays.

    Mine was mistaking her for Rank's fiancee Lindsay.
    Whoops
    ahahaha what?
    oh you hadn't heard that? yeah neville hadn't met me or lindsay, and I showed up with you at PAX and he assumed I was lindsay

    World as Myth on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    shoe why are you fat

    don't you realise that it is disgusting

    mcdonalds has tricked me into being fat

    every other day they kidnap me, steal my money, and shove delicious hamburgers into my mouth

    no seriously it is morally disgusting

    stop being fat

    I demand it

    Tube on
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    shoe why are you fat

    don't you realise that it is disgusting

    mcdonalds has tricked me into being fat

    every other day they kidnap me, steal my money, and shove delicious hamburgers into my mouth

    That is terrible! You must sue them! The lives of children could be at stake!

    Desktop Hippie on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I can't remember my first interaction with WaM.

    It probably involved asking for a picture of her tits.
    I'm absolutely positive that it was

    it was the first of many such requests

    World as Myth on
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Heh, I remember my first interaction with WaM. We spent a lot of it naked.

    Thanatos on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    my first interaction with tonkman was in some thread where he realized wayyyy after everyone else did that I'm a girl

    like six months late or something

    World as Myth on
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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I see what you did there Thanatos.

    B.C. on
    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    My first interaction with WaM was seething rage.

    Seems accurate enough nowadays.

    Mine was mistaking her for Rank's fiancee Lindsay.
    Whoops
    ahahaha what?
    oh you hadn't heard that? yeah neville hadn't met me or lindsay, and I showed up with you at PAX and he assumed I was lindsay
    that's actually kind of funny, because I think my first interaction with you was you saying you love washing dishes and me responding with "marry me"

    Rankenphile on
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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    My first interaction with WaM was seething rage.

    Seems accurate enough nowadays.
    I wish I remembered this, I seriously don't think I was looking at you

    Trill: "Her? She's WaM!"

    WaM: *Deathglare*

    Jeff: Hi!

    WaM: *Disgustglare*

    Polago on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Heh, I remember my first interaction with WaM. We spent a lot of it naked.
    Oh god... I'm so sorry, Kate...

    I'm so very sorry...

    Callius on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    My first interaction with WaM was seething rage.

    Seems accurate enough nowadays.

    Mine was mistaking her for Rank's fiancee Lindsay.
    Whoops
    ahahaha what?

    Yeah, because you two came up to me together and she didn't say her name, so I just assumed.
    She wrote in my little book "Oh how silly of you. I am way too rad for him" later that weekend when she heard of my confusion.


    I think that translates into "do me" in girl speak.
    It does in gay, so I am just attempting to transpose it for you.

    neville on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Man, its my turn now!

    Lets insult me because I'm french

    you're quebeçois though


    your language sounds like french spoken while gargling sweaty testicles.

    Shut the fuck up kusu, I'm not listening to somebody who cant spell Québécois correctly

    i spelled it right you dumb french fucker i just didnt put the fucking accents correctly

    suck a frog leg, surrender-monkey.

    Shankusu on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    shoe why are you fat

    don't you realise that it is disgusting

    mcdonalds has tricked me into being fat

    every other day they kidnap me, steal my money, and shove delicious hamburgers into my mouth

    no seriously it is morally disgusting

    stop being fat

    I demand it

    working on it

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

    Daimajin on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    my first interaction with tonkman was him going "i could be an axe murderer! i really could! are you sure youre okay with me being in your home? seriously, an axe murder!"

    then we had coffee at starbucks and i helped him get all his crap from the hostel.

    mully on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    I remember my first interaction with wam

    someone posted a picture of her and I thought "that is the best link cosplay I have ever seen"

    Tube on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    shoe why are you fat

    don't you realise that it is disgusting

    mcdonalds has tricked me into being fat

    every other day they kidnap me, steal my money, and shove delicious hamburgers into my mouth

    no seriously it is morally disgusting

    stop being fat

    I demand it

    working on it

    how hard are you working

    work harder

    I will help

    Tube on
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Man, its my turn now!

    Lets insult me because I'm french

    you're quebeçois though


    your language sounds like french spoken while gargling sweaty testicles.

    Shut the fuck up kusu, I'm not listening to somebody who cant spell Québécois correctly

    i spelled it right you dumb french fucker i just didnt put the fucking accents correctly

    suck a frog leg, surrender-monkey.

    ç

    Abloo abloo abloo I'm too dumb to have my own account

    Dadouw on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I can't remember my first interaction with WaM.

    It probably involved asking for a picture of her tits.

    she sat on my lap and hugged me.

    that was my first 10 seconds with WaM,


    Best "Hi! I'm from the internet!" ever.

    Stale on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Heh, I remember my first interaction with WaM. We spent a lot of it naked.
    Oh god... I'm so sorry, Kate...

    I'm so very sorry...

    it's okay, she hasn't seen his wiener

    and neither has he

    Garlic Bread on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    My first interaction with WaM was seething rage.

    Seems accurate enough nowadays.

    Mine was mistaking her for Rank's fiancee Lindsay.
    Whoops
    ahahaha what?
    oh you hadn't heard that? yeah neville hadn't met me or lindsay, and I showed up with you at PAX and he assumed I was lindsay
    that's actually kind of funny, because I think my first interaction with you was you saying you love washing dishes and me responding with "marry me"
    we had a running joke for a while about being married, I do believe

    my love of doing dishes has... subsided

    World as Myth on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    shoe why are you fat

    don't you realise that it is disgusting

    mcdonalds has tricked me into being fat

    every other day they kidnap me, steal my money, and shove delicious hamburgers into my mouth

    no seriously it is morally disgusting

    stop being fat

    I demand it

    working on it

    how hard are you working

    work harder

    I will help

    harder than doing nothing at all, I guess

    but not as hard as I should be

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Man, its my turn now!

    Lets insult me because I'm french

    you're quebeçois though


    your language sounds like french spoken while gargling sweaty testicles.

    Shut the fuck up kusu, I'm not listening to somebody who cant spell Québécois correctly

    i spelled it right you dumb french fucker i just didnt put the fucking accents correctly

    suck a frog leg, surrender-monkey.

    ç

    it looks like a C, so i'm counting it as a C.

    why don't you go wave a white flag about it

    Shankusu on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    My first interaction with WaM was seething rage.

    Seems accurate enough nowadays.

    Mine was mistaking her for Rank's fiancee Lindsay.
    Whoops
    ahahaha what?
    oh you hadn't heard that? yeah neville hadn't met me or lindsay, and I showed up with you at PAX and he assumed I was lindsay
    that's actually kind of funny, because I think my first interaction with you was you saying you love washing dishes and me responding with "marry me"
    we had a running joke for a while about being married, I do believe

    my love of doing dishes has... subsided
    I still kick myself for not getting a picture of you and lindsay in my kitchen, barefoot and baking

    Rankenphile on
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