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Zonkytonkman appreciation thread

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I can't remember my first interaction with WaM.

    It probably involved asking for a picture of her tits.

    she sat on my lap and hugged me.

    that was my first 10 seconds with WaM,


    Best "Hi! I'm from the internet!" ever.

    i'll get a ghettoblaster and a lil kim CD and some body glitter

    Garlic Bread on
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man is this shank or kusu

    I dont know, they are on the same account

    Was it because of that hilarious idea they had? Man that was hilarious, they had a great idea

    Good times

    Dadouw on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I remember my first interaction with WaM

    she slapped me on the ass and I was like "Whoa there, sailor, hands off until after dinner, ok honey? now why don't you gitalong to our table and I'll be along in a minute, just gotta freshen up"

    Shankusu on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I can't remember my first interaction with WaM.

    It probably involved asking for a picture of her tits.

    she sat on my lap and hugged me.

    that was my first 10 seconds with WaM,


    Best "Hi! I'm from the internet!" ever.

    i'll get a ghettoblaster and a lil kim CD and some body glitter
    oh my fucking god I have ginger ale in my sinuses ow ow ow

    Rankenphile on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I can't remember my first interaction with WaM.

    It probably involved asking for a picture of her tits.

    she sat on my lap and hugged me.

    that was my first 10 seconds with WaM,


    Best "Hi! I'm from the internet!" ever.

    i'll get a ghettoblaster and a lil kim CD and some body glitter

    I got you Hannah Montana Wall Art

    Framed Wall Art


    I expect an open mouth kiss and at least a reach around.

    Stale on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    I remember my first interaction with WaM

    she slapped me on the ass and I was like "Whoa there, sailor, hands off until after dinner, ok honey? now why don't you gitalong to our table and I'll be along in a minute, just gotta freshen up"

    Amusingly, this was the first thing I did to Shankusu as well.

    neville on
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Heh, I remember my first interaction with WaM. We spent a lot of it naked.
    Oh god... I'm so sorry, Kate...

    I'm so very sorry...
    you wish you could get a piece of than
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    quick

    describe thanatos

    like height, weight, hair, mannerisms
    he's the sexiest guy i've ever seen

    about 6 feet tall, very muscular, and has a really hot beard

    i bet it'd feel great making out
    no, seriously, that's totally true

    Thanatos on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I can't remember my first interaction with WaM.

    It probably involved asking for a picture of her tits.

    she sat on my lap and hugged me.

    that was my first 10 seconds with WaM,


    Best "Hi! I'm from the internet!" ever.

    i'll get a ghettoblaster and a lil kim CD and some body glitter
    oh my fucking god I have ginger ale in my sinuses ow ow ow

    D:

    Belruel on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    it's illegal to hijack people's accounts, you know, thanatos

    World as Myth on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Man is this shank or kusu

    I dont know, they are on the same account

    Was it because of that hilarious idea they had? Man that was hilarious, they had a great idea

    Good times

    that was all shank don't lump me in with that maniac

    Shankusu on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I can't remember my first interaction with WaM.

    It probably involved asking for a picture of her tits.

    she sat on my lap and hugged me.

    that was my first 10 seconds with WaM,


    Best "Hi! I'm from the internet!" ever.

    i'll get a ghettoblaster and a lil kim CD and some body glitter

    I got you Hannah Montana Wall Art

    Framed Wall Art


    I expect an open mouth kiss and at least a reach around.

    writing a note to get inebriated and make this happen

    Garlic Bread on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    it's illegal to hijack people's accounts, you know, thanatos
    Which is why we know those posts are 100% from the heart, definitely made by you.

    Just check the IP trace. :P

    Thanatos on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Heh, I remember my first interaction with WaM. We spent a lot of it naked.
    Oh god... I'm so sorry, Kate...

    I'm so very sorry...
    you wish you could get a piece of than
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    quick

    describe thanatos

    like height, weight, hair, mannerisms
    he's the sexiest guy i've ever seen

    about 6 feet tall, very muscular, and has a really hot beard

    i bet it'd feel great making out
    no, seriously, that's totally true

    And yet I've actually slept with her.

    Worst gay: 1
    Thinatos: 250 lbs.

    neville on
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    And yet I've actually slept with her.

    Worst gay: 1
    Thinatos: 250 lbs.
    And Neville lowballs it so as not to hurt my feelings.

    Thanatos on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Man is this shank or kusu

    I dont know, they are on the same account

    Was it because of that hilarious idea they had? Man that was hilarious, they had a great idea

    Good times

    that was all shank don't lump me in with that maniac

    yeah seriously fuck that guy

    fuck that guy right in his dick

    Shankusu on
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Man is this shank or kusu

    I dont know, they are on the same account

    Was it because of that hilarious idea they had? Man that was hilarious, they had a great idea

    Good times

    that was all shank don't lump me in with that maniac

    You sound like kusu and look like kusu, so I'm counting you as kusu

    Dadouw on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    And yet I've actually slept with her.

    Worst gay: 1
    Thinatos: 250 lbs.
    And Neville lowballs it so as not to hurt my feelings.

    All of my estimates are always 100% factually accurate.
    On that note, my penis is 3 and a half feet long.

    neville on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    than why are you still fat

    you racka the disciprine

    Tube on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Thanatos was born on top of Old Smokey when somebody sneezed.

    Garlic Bread on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    than why are you still fat

    you racka the disciprine
    Indeed.

    I'm back on the wagon, though. Decided last weekend that life is too short to be fat, dammit.

    Thanatos on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Thanatos was born on top of Old Smokey when somebody sneezed.

    Is he the meatball?

    neville on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    my first interaction with tonkman was him going "i could be an axe murderer! i really could! are you sure youre okay with me being in your home? seriously, an axe murder!"

    then we had coffee at starbucks and i helped him get all his crap from the hostel.
    Heh, that's so awesome.

    Callius on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    than why are you still fat

    you racka the disciprine
    Indeed.

    I'm back on the wagon, though. Decided last weekend that life is too short to be fat, dammit.

    maybe life is too fat to be short

    did you ever think of that

    send me pictures of your progress on a weekly basis so I can HOUND YOU WITH ABUSE

    Tube on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Man is this shank or kusu

    I dont know, they are on the same account

    Was it because of that hilarious idea they had? Man that was hilarious, they had a great idea

    Good times

    that was all shank don't lump me in with that maniac

    You sound like kusu and look like kusu, so I'm counting you as kusu

    it was his idea

    are all french people this slow

    Shankusu on
  • DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

    Daimajin on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    also mully has informed me that I am no longer allowed to taunt shoe for his manifest resemblance to a languid manatee.

    she said "I think you're Fattist" and I said "I think you're fattest"

    Tube on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    than why are you still fat

    you racka the disciprine
    Go to sleep, Tube. It's for the best.

    Callius on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    than why are you still fat

    you racka the disciprine
    Go to sleep, Tube. It's for the best.

    what do you mean

    shut up callius

    Tube on
  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    yeah CALLIUS

    Shankusu on
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Man is this shank or kusu

    I dont know, they are on the same account

    Was it because of that hilarious idea they had? Man that was hilarious, they had a great idea

    Good times

    that was all shank don't lump me in with that maniac

    You sound like kusu and look like kusu, so I'm counting you as kusu

    it was his idea

    are all french people this slow

    Whose idea? Kusu's idea?

    Yeah I know it was your idea, why do you keep saying this

    Dadouw on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    dumbutt callius

    Belruel on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    also mully has informed me that I am no longer allowed to taunt shoe for his manifest resemblance to a languid manatee.

    she said "I think you're Fattist" and I said "I think you're fattest"

    A witty exchange, to be sure.

    neville on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tube can't keep his burns to himself

    Javen on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    tube I do not care if you make fun of me

    deep inside I know you love me

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    tube is a hedgehog.

    Shankusu on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    It was a hilarious misunderstanding!

    Tube on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    tube I do not care if you make fun of me

    deep inside I know you love me

    No love for the fat

    No mercy

    Tube on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    what about skinnies?

    Javen on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    how is shankusu apparently able to post like seven times a minute

    Tube on
  • DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

    Daimajin on
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