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Zonkytonkman appreciation thread

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    why just the week?

    Because people need to move on at some point.

    MKR on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    For the remainder of the week, any time we are doing something awesome and someone asks us what we are doing, we should respond with "Zonkin'."
    No, I think not.

    neville on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    I will never, ever forget hearing Tonkman butcher "Hungry Like the Wolf".

    As much as I might wish to.

    why oh why didn't we record that?

    i think we had mrs tonkman on the phone for some of that.. she remembers hearing it in all of its awfulness..

    mully on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    I will never, ever forget hearing Tonkman butcher "Hungry Like the Wolf".

    As much as I might wish to.

    why oh why didn't we record that?

    i think we had mrs tonkman on the phone for some of that.. she remembers hearing it in all of its awfulness..

    I'm betting he fuckin' belted it out like no tomorrow as well.

    Callius on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    I will never, ever forget hearing Tonkman butcher "Hungry Like the Wolf".

    As much as I might wish to.

    why oh why didn't we record that?

    i think we had mrs tonkman on the phone for some of that.. she remembers hearing it in all of its awfulness..

    Do you know where the VanPAX video is? Someone should post it here.

    Edit: Oh nevermind, I am rad:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VceVYktyyw

    neville on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    holy shit i never noticed how much weight nap actually lost

    Garlic Bread on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    holy shit i never noticed how much weight nap actually lost
    Answer: roughly two Keiths.

    naporeon on
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    MKR wrote: »
    For the remainder of the week, any time we are doing something awesome and someone asks us what we are doing, we should respond with "Zonkin'."

    Thats actually a fun idea

    Dadouw on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    I will never, ever forget hearing Tonkman butcher "Hungry Like the Wolf".

    As much as I might wish to.

    why oh why didn't we record that?

    i think we had mrs tonkman on the phone for some of that.. she remembers hearing it in all of its awfulness..
    I did record some of it, on my shitty RAZR. Also snapped a few pics.

    I will see if I can find it, 'though I'm not sanguine.

    naporeon on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    holy shit i never noticed how much weight nap actually lost
    Answer: roughly two Keiths.

    Can you translate that into.... metric?

    8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)

    neville on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    holy shit i never noticed how much weight nap actually lost
    Answer: roughly two Keiths.

    it's obviously not that much if i hadn't noticed it before

    Garlic Bread on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I am bringing a camera to pax and I think it will probably be on the entire time.

    We need to document this shit.

    NotASenator on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    only the sith deal in absolutes

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    holy shit i never noticed how much weight nap actually lost
    Answer: roughly two Keiths.

    Can you translate that into.... metric?

    8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Also: it's always metric, with me.

    naporeon on
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Two keiths is 12 keefs.

    Kieths is like tons and tonnes.

    MKR on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I am this many quarts angry with you

    Meissnerd on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You know who knows how to rock the fuck out?

    Cap... that's fuckin' who.

    Callius on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    You know who knows how to rock the fuck out?

    Cap... that's fuckin' who.

    seven feet of pure rock & roll

    Garlic Bread on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    You know who knows how to rock the fuck out?

    Cap... that's fuckin' who.

    6 and a half feet of.... how does it go again?

    edit: f u keith

    neville on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You fuckers.

    That is my line.

    No one else's.

    naporeon on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    6 feet and 4 inches of

    sunshine lollipops, and, rainbows everything that's wonderful is what I feel when, we're together

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    8 feet of gland disorders

    Garlic Bread on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    keith you're 25 cubits of pure uncut colombian ginger

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    8 feet of gland disorders

    2 and a half feet tall, 4 feet wide
    but filled, FILLED with love.
    but mostly ham

    neville on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE NOW, YOU BASTARD

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    keith you're 25 cubits of pure uncut colombian ginger

    no, i'm cut

    Garlic Bread on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    keith you're 25 cubits of pure uncut colombian ginger

    no, i'm cut

    thanks for that

    Meissnerd on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    keith you're 25 cubits of pure uncut colombian ginger

    no, i'm cut

    ha-chachacha

    neville on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    I was going to make a tobacco offering tonight, but I could hold it off, if some of you others would want to do that with me. I mean, I don't know how some of you would see it, and its a fairly simple affair, but if you are one of the people I'm probably going to see this weekend, I would like to just... offer that.
    I'm not really sure what that is or entails, but I'm open to it.

    Druhim on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    I was going to make a tobacco offering tonight, but I could hold it off, if some of you others would want to do that with me. I mean, I don't know how some of you would see it, and its a fairly simple affair, but if you are one of the people I'm probably going to see this weekend, I would like to just... offer that.
    I'm not really sure what that is or entails, but I'm open to it.

    this is the first step towards being gay

    Garlic Bread on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    keith you're 25 cubits of pure uncut colombian ginger

    no, i'm cut

    ha-chachacha

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    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Blood orgies, mostly.

    Sometimes its more of a potlach or a bris.

    We're Yindians.

    Yiddish Indians.

    (I'll give a serious explaination when I have more time)

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    going to have to have some pad thai in zonk's memory too
    god he loved that stuff
    i tried it finally because of him
    he'd come home 3 out of 7 nights with pad thai
    and every single time he'd get lost ...

    mully on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I was going to make a tobacco offering tonight, but I could hold it off, if some of you others would want to do that with me. I mean, I don't know how some of you would see it, and its a fairly simple affair, but if you are one of the people I'm probably going to see this weekend, I would like to just... offer that.
    I'm not really sure what that is or entails, but I'm open to it.

    this is the first step towards being gay
    keep dreaming faggot

    Druhim on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I was going to make a tobacco offering tonight, but I could hold it off, if some of you others would want to do that with me. I mean, I don't know how some of you would see it, and its a fairly simple affair, but if you are one of the people I'm probably going to see this weekend, I would like to just... offer that.
    I'm not really sure what that is or entails, but I'm open to it.

    this is the first step towards being gay
    keep dreaming faggot

    i put some paste on a ken doll and rolled it on a cat just to pretend you're mine

    Garlic Bread on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I was going to make a tobacco offering tonight, but I could hold it off, if some of you others would want to do that with me. I mean, I don't know how some of you would see it, and its a fairly simple affair, but if you are one of the people I'm probably going to see this weekend, I would like to just... offer that.
    I'm not really sure what that is or entails, but I'm open to it.

    this is the first step towards being gay

    lloyd.jpg

    neville on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I was going to make a tobacco offering tonight, but I could hold it off, if some of you others would want to do that with me. I mean, I don't know how some of you would see it, and its a fairly simple affair, but if you are one of the people I'm probably going to see this weekend, I would like to just... offer that.
    I'm not really sure what that is or entails, but I'm open to it.

    this is the first step towards being gay
    keep dreaming faggot

    i put some paste on a ken doll and rolled it on a cat just to pretend you're mine
    ahahahaha <3

    Druhim on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I was going to make a tobacco offering tonight, but I could hold it off, if some of you others would want to do that with me. I mean, I don't know how some of you would see it, and its a fairly simple affair, but if you are one of the people I'm probably going to see this weekend, I would like to just... offer that.
    I'm not really sure what that is or entails, but I'm open to it.

    this is the first step towards being gay

    lloyd.jpg


    i don't get it. what does paul mccartney have to do with anything?

    Garlic Bread on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I was going to make a tobacco offering tonight, but I could hold it off, if some of you others would want to do that with me. I mean, I don't know how some of you would see it, and its a fairly simple affair, but if you are one of the people I'm probably going to see this weekend, I would like to just... offer that.
    I'm not really sure what that is or entails, but I'm open to it.

    this is the first step towards being gay
    keep dreaming faggot

    i put some paste on a ken doll and rolled it on a cat just to pretend you're mine
    ahahahaha <3

    i just hope you're a bit more...talented than ken

    i mean i'm not a size queen or anything, but

    Garlic Bread on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I was going to make a tobacco offering tonight, but I could hold it off, if some of you others would want to do that with me. I mean, I don't know how some of you would see it, and its a fairly simple affair, but if you are one of the people I'm probably going to see this weekend, I would like to just... offer that.
    I'm not really sure what that is or entails, but I'm open to it.

    this is the first step towards being gay

    lloyd.jpg


    i don't get it. what does paul mccartney have to do with anything?

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    neville on
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