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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    amormonsayswhat

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    sooo...

    when does the intergalactic sex begin?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    who told you it would?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    what do you think this is

    Scientology?

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Scientlology

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mormons dig intergalactic sex too man

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    damnit I thought mormons were just naive christians


    ugh

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    MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Scientlology
    Oh, you are the wittiest of dogs.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that demon chick was hot

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    also HAHAHA BLACK PEOPLE ARE NEUTRALS

    this is awesome

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    mormons dig intergalactic sex too man

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo

    Eeeeeeeeeehhhhh?

    AhhahhahahAHAHAHA

    Roughly 7/8ths of that video is completely made up.

    Elo..heem or something? Really?:lol:

    Pretty well animated though.
    Raneados wrote: »
    damnit I thought mormons were just naive christians


    ugh

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    hey don't bag on mormons

    religiocist

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    hey don't bag on mormons

    religiocist

    This post makes no sense to me.

    If you mean what I think you do, I'm talking about the makers of that video making crap up. Not the religion itself making crap up.

    And I believe I said so above

    I am a Mormon

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    damnit I thought mormons were just naive christians


    ugh

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    We had a religion teacher show us The Day After Tomorrow to teach us about environmentalism.

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    damnit I thought mormons were just naive christians


    ugh

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    This is a better image than I could have imagined

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Chico does good work. <3

    He also drew me on the moon.

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    My 8th grade Literature teacher decided to show us that classic "An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge" film.


    Turns out he taped over some of it with cable soft-core pornography.
    He turns on the TV and BOOM bouncing tits.


    Is this even about horrible teachers anymore?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    well I'm a raneados and I never rebut anything that people say about me

    so there

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    well I'm a raneados and I never rebut anything that people say about me

    so there

    the crap is a raneados anyways?

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fabricate wrote: »
    My 8th grade Literature teacher decided to show us that classic "An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge" film.


    Turns out he taped over some of it with cable soft-core pornography.
    He turns on the TV and BOOM bouncing tits.


    Is this even about horrible teachers anymore?

    sure, why not.


    one of my high school World History teachers was this very old, very lecherous dude who'd leer at the girls in our class when he thought no one noticed.

    he loved showing this "historical period piece" film about the Jesuits and the Canadian fur trappers who interacted with local Native Indians during the 1700s. the movie had a lot of softcore sex scenes, done in "historical style".

    whenever one of these scenes came up, he would literally do a :winky: to the class.

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Fabricate wrote: »
    My 8th grade Literature teacher decided to show us that classic "An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge" film.


    Turns out he taped over some of it with cable soft-core pornography.
    He turns on the TV and BOOM bouncing tits.


    Is this even about horrible teachers anymore?

    sure, why not.


    one of my high school World History teachers was this very old, very lecherous dude who'd leer at the girls in our class when he thought no one noticed.

    he loved showing this "historical period piece" film about the Jesuits and the Canadian fur trappers who interacted with local Native Indians during the 1700s. the movie had a lot of softcore sex scenes, done in "historical style".

    whenever one of these scenes came up, he would literally do a :winky: to the class.

    hahahahahahhaah

    My freshman american history teacher showed us a film on the Vietnam War.

    She figured since we were an honors class we could handle the imagery in it.

    There was no violence, blood, or gore. Just lots of dudes parading around naked. Literally hundreds of dicks. It was basically a really old porn film where they didn't show sex, just naked people. It was really awkward because everyone wanted to start laughing but it wouldn't be acceptable.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Jeez, all these stories about teachers eyeballing the female students.

    It's disturbing how many real life examples there are of Kimura-sensei.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh yeah, my high school chemistry teacher was rumored to have actually had an affair with one of the students. yeeeeaaahh.


    his way of explaining collision theory to us was the metaphor of two cars, one filled with a family, the other with a single person, crashing into each other at high speed.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Jeez, all these stories about teachers eyeballing the female students.

    It's disturbing how many real life examples there are of Kimura-sensei.
    what

    also, I've never had really cracked-out teachers.

    my English teacher last year was incredibly boring, though

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh yeah, my high school chemistry teacher was rumored to have actually had an affair with one of the students. yeeeeaaahh.

    Our German teacher gave someone head at the graduation last year.

    But technically he was graduated and she is hot so no one cared.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    dammit i seem to have missed out on all the smokin foreign language teachers in my time.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    okay now I'm gettin sleepy

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Jeez, all these stories about teachers eyeballing the female students.

    It's disturbing how many real life examples there are of Kimura-sensei.

    what

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ftAMtTH6mKQ

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    what the fuck Goatmon

    jesus

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Goat, why you gotta be bringing in anime references?

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    edited July 2008
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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    seriously Goatmon

    don't go all K_A on us

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I never attach suffixes to names, but it's appropriate in Kimura's case.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh screw you guys, this OOHHH NOOOOO, ANIMEEEEEE shit is getting old

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Goatmon it's completely Internet-acceptable to say "I would've never believed how many pervy teachers there are" and left it at that

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Goatmon it's completely Internet-acceptable to say "I would've never believed how many pervy teachers there are" and left it at that

    you did not have to sneak in the anime references

    Yes I did, god dammit.

    Ain't my fault if you can't laugh at an animated pedo teacher because ANIMOOAUUGLKASLUJG

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I saw it this year in my burnt-out conservative hippie jackasses literature class.

    It was great I loved it.

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