when I was in tenth grade at prom this one dude paid the DJ thirty bucks to put on a ska song and he started skanking around
but no one joined in and everyone started booing because the song sucked and he started doing it faster and faster, like out of a sense of duty now, defending his music and his dance
he ends up getting a little too into it and falls
the crowd cheers, but he's screaming, turns out he broke his ankle
he's writhing around, tie undone, shirt hanging out, occasional flashes of his lily-white belly as he contorts in pain, and the general mood of the crowd is "the asshole deserved it"
he had to go to the hospital right away, couldn't go to any of the afterparties and his date ended up fucking someone else
moral of the story: skanking is always terrible
how about you guys
have you ever seen something terrible happen to someone who point-blank had it coming
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thank you for this, Skullman. I'm glad we were able to somehow continue the topic of skanking.
well I mean I had this great story and then the thread got locked
"I'm already scared."
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I know, I was upset.
The story is indeed good.
Orik - Skanking is when you like a song so much that you start running in place.
Yeah, dude. We know.
let me guess
wiggin likes it
OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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hes dying
moshing can be fun though
all pushing dudes into other dudes
isn't that what ninjas are for?
wait, what year is it
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SERIOUSLY
She's banned from being in anyones lap tonight because she got in trouble. So she's at my feet shivering & shaking & apparently offering me her huge rawhide bone as a sacrifice to regain favor.
huge circles of em
FOOT SWEATERS
there has to be video evidence of this
FOOT SWEATERS
Please tell me this is true, and you aren't fucking with us.
Before or after the mass ritual consumption of Jell-O?
did you see his news post with it?
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that's an actual comic
yikes