"PRËTËNTIÖüS<261><STEAM_0:0:12522502><Blue>" say "zot I thought yu played in pubs only"
"PRËTËNTIÖüS<261><STEAM_0:0:12522502><Blue>" say "also zot I thought you only played pubs?"
"PRËTËNTIÖüS<261><STEAM_0:0:12522502><Red>" say "whhy are you here"
"PRËTËNTIÖüS<261><STEAM_0:0:12522502><Red>" say "why are yuo zot"
"agoaj<243><STEAM_0:0:958233><Red>" say "to lose?"
"Zot<260><STEAM_0:1:17572977><Blue>" say "very good question"
"Zot<260><STEAM_0:1:17572977><Blue>" say "fuck you"
Hey guess what! People acting in an inappropriate manner! Welcome to the internet. Both sides need to chill.
Also, there's this game called TF2. It has teams, and fortresses in it. I hear it's fun. Someone should make a thread about it.
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Every time you write parallel fifths, Bach kills a kitten.
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Jumpin Zombie Jebus Christ on a pogo stick, I came in here to post about just how awesome my non-existant Fried Oreos wound up being, and there's all of this crying from little babies.
I feel as though I can get away with saying this, but I don't see what everyone's complaining about Zot for.
This is a Penny Arcade group after all.
We should all just step back and realize one simple thing.
Every single time, that any of us goes to play this awesome game that let's me set you on fire, we have to type in "wang" first.
Shit, we could swap that out with "boobies" and it'd be on the same level of humor.
No Drama is needed.
Highlight of the night: Goldrush, 2nd level, 2nd point. I'm defending as a spy, chilling in the upstairs room facing the point. I come around the corner and what do I see but an enemy spy, back turned to be, watching an engineer build.
I run in to stab... the spy moves away...
...and Asina walks RIGHT INTO the missed backstab and dies.
Tonight defending on Goldrush as a sniper I charged the cart and crit macheteed 3 times in a row killing 3 people and then immediatly head shotted a heavy.
I also tend to bitch out teams I'm on that constantly lose
You make me afraid to use my uber.
Or even be a medic.
And that's the only class I'm not terrible at. Your wrath is that terrifying, but maybe it could be defined as "tough love". Yes, that's is a good way to put a positive spin on it. You're simply our gruff, yet lovable leader.
So I'm somewhat offline for a couple of days and the old thread that had ~30 pages to go is gone and this one is a quarter finshed... for fucks sake don't any of you people have lives?
It's good that instead of having two servers with moderate populations, we all crowd into one as soon as possible.
Seriously, Job's server went from 16 to two in mere minutes. And I joined that since the other already had 18 or 19.
I was doing my part.
Don't really think that everyone wanted to crowd one server, however I think most people just hate Badlands/Hydro/whatever enough to go to another server. Since we were playing at two moderately filled servers until Badlands hit.
It's good that instead of having two servers with moderate populations, we all crowd into one as soon as possible.
Seriously, Job's server went from 16 to two in mere minutes. And I joined that since the other already had 18 or 19.
I was doing my part.
Don't really think that everyone wanted to crowd one server, however I think most people just hate Badlands/Hydro/whatever enough to go to another server. Since we were playing at two moderately filled servers until Badlands hit.
Badlands is definitely a server killer.
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Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
It's good that instead of having two servers with moderate populations, we all crowd into one as soon as possible.
Seriously, Job's server went from 16 to two in mere minutes. And I joined that since the other already had 18 or 19.
I was doing my part.
Don't really think that everyone wanted to crowd one server, however I think most people just hate Badlands/Hydro/whatever enough to go to another server. Since we were playing at two moderately filled servers until Badlands hit.
Poor Badlands...so unloved.
I actually haven't played a lot of Badlands, and that might be the reason.
well is mediocre
granary is okay at best
badlands is worse than both
fixed
edit: But seriously, the games either seem to go on forever on five point maps or its just a steam roll. I much prefer the maps where there is a clear attacking team and defending team.
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Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
well is mediocre
granary is okay at best
badlands is worse than both
fixed
edit: But seriously, the games either seem to go on forever on five point maps or its just a steam roll. I much prefer the maps where there is a clear attacking team and defending team.
I guess dustbowl never goes on forever and is never a steamroll.
Playing demo always seems so cheap. I feel dirty for how many people I killed on Dustbowl just now.
1. Sticky over the door
2. Blow up person who runs through door
3. Go to 1
1a. Enemy maget soldier happens to walk through the maget door whistling a maget tune, fires a crit rocket and kills you instantly.
1b. While trying to bait people into coming through your doorway of destruction, instead get critted, die instantly.
1c. Stand back, admiring the perfection of your work, get backstabbed by a philistine spy who wouldn't know art if it spychecked him, die instantly.
There are [strike]sirens[/strike] disembodied floating lantern creatures and [strike]police[/strike] happiepeepul and [strike]firetrucks[/strike] redvroomvrooms and shit going past and all I want to do is play tuftoo.
well is mediocre
granary is okay at best
badlands is worse than both
fixed
edit: But seriously, the games either seem to go on forever on five point maps or its just a steam roll. I much prefer the maps where there is a clear attacking team and defending team.
I guess dustbowl never goes on forever and is never a steamroll.
hydro is the only map that can fuck off
OH NO, FLAWLESS REBUTTAL. YOUR LOGIC HAS DEFEATED ME!
Any map can be a steam roll. What I'm saying is that you don't have a middle point on dustbowl that goes back and forth and keeps adding time on to a round that can last what seems like forever. On maps like dustbowl a team either wins or doesn't. There is none of this middle point or second to last point trading hands 5 times in a round and keeping the round going into perpetuity until a stalemate (ugh).
As far as steam rolls it just seems in my opinion (this is my own experience yours may vary!) that five point maps seem to end up being steam rolls more than others.
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Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
Demobowl does have the bonus of avoiding that "CHARGE! THEIR POINT I- god damn it. They capped the middle point while we were bogged down in their base." action fun time that tends to result in a strung out series of random murders while everyone tries to find their team again.
Highlight of the night: Goldrush, 2nd level, 2nd point. I'm defending as a spy, chilling in the upstairs room facing the point. I come around the corner and what do I see but an enemy spy, back turned to be, watching an engineer build.
I run in to stab... the spy moves away...
...and Asina walks RIGHT INTO the missed backstab and dies.
I was so confused by what happened. I thought maybe the spy that I had just walked by may have been an enemy spy and I wasn't paying attention, but I was sure I walked through him.
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"PRËTËNTIÖüS<261><STEAM_0:0:12522502><Blue>" say "also zot I thought you only played pubs?"
"PRËTËNTIÖüS<261><STEAM_0:0:12522502><Red>" say "whhy are you here"
"PRËTËNTIÖüS<261><STEAM_0:0:12522502><Red>" say "why are yuo zot"
"agoaj<243><STEAM_0:0:958233><Red>" say "to lose?"
"Zot<260><STEAM_0:1:17572977><Blue>" say "very good question"
"Zot<260><STEAM_0:1:17572977><Blue>" say "fuck you"
Hey guess what! People acting in an inappropriate manner! Welcome to the internet. Both sides need to chill.
Also, there's this game called TF2. It has teams, and fortresses in it. I hear it's fun. Someone should make a thread about it.
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and i'm only joking when i'm bitching out tyrannus
just a lover's spat i guess
It's OK, people never go to that corner of the map anyway.
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I feel as though I can get away with saying this, but I don't see what everyone's complaining about Zot for.
This is a Penny Arcade group after all.
We should all just step back and realize one simple thing.
Every single time, that any of us goes to play this awesome game that let's me set you on fire, we have to type in "wang" first.
Shit, we could swap that out with "boobies" and it'd be on the same level of humor.
No Drama is needed.
ubering heavies that only use shotgun w o o p
hmmmm...
Shit man I never looked at the password like that.
edit: i think listening to under pressure while reading that helped too
I run in to stab... the spy moves away...
...and Asina walks RIGHT INTO the missed backstab and dies.
Seriously, Job's server went from 16 to two in mere minutes. And I joined that since the other already had 18 or 19.
I was doing my part.
Or even be a medic.
And that's the only class I'm not terrible at. Your wrath is that terrifying, but maybe it could be defined as "tough love". Yes, that's is a good way to put a positive spin on it. You're simply our gruff, yet lovable leader.
I tend to bitch about teams I'm on.
Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
1. Sticky over the door
2. Blow up person who runs through door
3. Go to 1
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Don't really think that everyone wanted to crowd one server, however I think most people just hate Badlands/Hydro/whatever enough to go to another server. Since we were playing at two moderately filled servers until Badlands hit.
Badlands is definitely a server killer.
Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
I actually haven't played a lot of Badlands, and that might be the reason.
Because its a five point map and five point maps are no good.
Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
granary is good
badlands is better than both
fixed
edit: But seriously, the games either seem to go on forever on five point maps or its just a steam roll. I much prefer the maps where there is a clear attacking team and defending team.
Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
I even like:
hydro is the only map that can fuck off
1b. While trying to bait people into coming through your doorway of destruction, instead get critted, die instantly.
1c. Stand back, admiring the perfection of your work, get backstabbed by a philistine spy who wouldn't know art if it spychecked him, die instantly.
MAKE GOOD FOR FUN TIME
Also I hope that wasn't a gunshot.
Fuck working on weekends.
OH NO, FLAWLESS REBUTTAL. YOUR LOGIC HAS DEFEATED ME!
Any map can be a steam roll. What I'm saying is that you don't have a middle point on dustbowl that goes back and forth and keeps adding time on to a round that can last what seems like forever. On maps like dustbowl a team either wins or doesn't. There is none of this middle point or second to last point trading hands 5 times in a round and keeping the round going into perpetuity until a stalemate (ugh).
As far as steam rolls it just seems in my opinion (this is my own experience yours may vary!) that five point maps seem to end up being steam rolls more than others.
Tofu wrote: Here be Littleboots, destroyer of threads and master of drunkposting.
Unlike my illegitimate children.
old badlands isn't fun in tf2 hurghrughrugh
I was so confused by what happened. I thought maybe the spy that I had just walked by may have been an enemy spy and I wasn't paying attention, but I was sure I walked through him.