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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the trick is to dig 'em up before the worms get to 'em

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    apotheosapotheos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Dude just really needed an enema.

    How does this even connect with the events related here.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Oh, the article specifies garden furniture. I had somehow gotten garden hose as one of the things it mentioned in my mind.

    So he's been fucking garden furniture? How low as a society have we etc.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I\'m pretty sure this was news several months ago.

    I\'m pretty sure this was pointed out several posts ago!

    HEY WHAT'S WITH THE SLASHES IN YOUR POSTS?

    I thought his might be a typo but he also put one into my post and now I don't know.

    Check out his sig.

    Well now I really can't ignore them.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't know if I'm more disturbed about the actualy story or the fact that Cilla thought that guy stuck a garden hose up his ass.

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    SOMEONE HAS LOST A BABY

    IGNORE ME

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    apotheosapotheos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    I don't know if I'm more disturbed about the actualy story or the fact that Cilla thought that guy stuck a garden hose up his ass.

    The part that gets me is garden hose in ass = give him a break, whereas fucking a table is extreme.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    man no one should go to jail for that no matter how odd it seems

    also, I can't imagine how it could feel good

    maybe he was punishing himself

    because there are plenty of other inanimate things you could fuck that I'm sure would be more comfortable

    am I right

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    maybe a dingo at your baby?

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    apotheos wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    I don't know if I'm more disturbed about the actualy story or the fact that Cilla thought that guy stuck a garden hose up his ass.

    The part that gets me is garden hose in ass = give him a break, whereas fucking a table is extreme.

    Yeah, I mean,I can see him humping the table and stuff and it actually seems kinda tame.

    But then Cilla talks about getting an Enema with a garden hose and I just don't know what to say anymore.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    y'all ain't ever just wanted shove a hose up there and turn it on full blast?

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    y'all ain't ever just wanted shove a hose up there and turn it on full blast?
    let me tell you, it's like seeing jesus

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    y'all ain't ever just wanted shove a hose up there and turn it on full blast?
    let me tell you, it's like seeing jesus

    and that feeling you get from jumping around after you've filled up
    the sensation of the water just sloshing around in there
    i live for that

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    y'all ain't ever just wanted shove a hose up there and turn it on full blast?

    Oh god,now you made me remember Bible Black and the terrible terrible scene where they do that to a woman and her belly just keeps getting larger and larger.

    Man, that LAN i saw it at scarred me for life.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i mean eww gross butts are for pooping

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited July 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    y'all ain't ever just wanted shove a hose up there and turn it on full blast?

    Oh god,now you made me remember Bible Black and the terrible terrible scene where they do that to a woman and her belly just keeps getting larger and larger.

    Man, that LAN i saw it at scarred me for life.

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't know what the fuck Bible Black is.

    But IMDB says it's "THE BEST HENTAI THERE IS"

    so...

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    If I ever hear the words "Let's watch Bible Black"

    the person who said those words is getting kicked in the genitals.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i had a girlfriend that owned a bible black DVD
    like, she actually bought it

    she was pretty awesome like that

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    koonchukoonchu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Incredible. My forum search for "Bible Black" led me here. I feel shamed.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    i had a girlfriend that owned a bible black DVD
    like, she actually bought it

    she was pretty awesome like that

    I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to kick your girlfriend in the genitals.

    Or ex-girlfriend.



    Look, someone's getting kicked in the genitals, you just point me in the right direction.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bible Black is pretty tame guys. It's like the goatse of hentai. Kind of bad the first time you see it but ultimately there is much worse out there.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i had a girlfriend that owned a bible black DVD
    like, she actually bought it

    she was pretty awesome like that

    I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to kick your girlfriend in the genitals.

    Or ex-girlfriend.



    Look, someone's getting kicked in the genitals, you just point me in the right direction.

    swing by my place, i'll take it

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Are you saying you want to see goatse all the time on purpose?

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    koonchu wrote: »
    Incredible. My forum search for "Bible Black" led me here. I feel shamed.


    Good timing... or are you always searching for hardcore hentai titles in the forums?

    Also, some quick research on the title in question just made me lose faith in humanity... again.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i had a girlfriend that owned a bible black DVD
    like, she actually bought it

    she was pretty awesome like that

    I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to kick your girlfriend in the genitals.

    Or ex-girlfriend.



    Look, someone's getting kicked in the genitals, you just point me in the right direction.

    swing by my place, i'll take it

    Are you gonna be at PAX?


    I don't really feel like leaving California just to kick a dude in the balls.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    No. That is definitely not remotely close to what I am saying.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i had a girlfriend that owned a bible black DVD
    like, she actually bought it

    she was pretty awesome like that

    I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to kick your girlfriend in the genitals.

    Or ex-girlfriend.



    Look, someone's getting kicked in the genitals, you just point me in the right direction.

    swing by my place, i'll take it

    Are you gonna be at PAX?


    I don't really feel like leaving California just to kick a dude in the balls.

    nope
    guess you'll just have to kick yourself in the balls and tell me how it felt

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    zimfan wrote: »
    I don't know what the fuck Bible Black is.

    But IMDB says it's "THE BEST HENTAI THERE IS"

    so...

    There is even a sequel to it.

    spoilered for a description of a horrific scene in it
    A woman is raped in the ass with a shotgun while being fucked too.
    Guess what happens when the guy "cums".... Yeah,he pulls the trigger. Luckily they don't show what happens to her body but man was it ever disturbing.

    It was shown to my by a dude on the LAN. He said "Hey Kly, come over here you HAVE to see this."
    We don't talk anymore.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    man, you stopped talking to a guy over that?

    shit, i'd have no friends at all if everyone was like you

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i had a girlfriend that owned a bible black DVD
    like, she actually bought it

    she was pretty awesome like that

    I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to kick your girlfriend in the genitals.

    Or ex-girlfriend.



    Look, someone's getting kicked in the genitals, you just point me in the right direction.

    swing by my place, i'll take it

    Are you gonna be at PAX?


    I don't really feel like leaving California just to kick a dude in the balls.

    nope
    guess you'll just have to kick yourself in the balls and tell me how it felt

    Not only is that impossible


    but also fuck you.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    man, you stopped talking to a guy over that?

    shit, i'd have no friends at all if everyone was like you

    I'm actually still friends with him.
    I just thought that sentence fit in there.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh, so you were lying to me

    jerk

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    oh, so you were lying to me

    jerk

    If you were a bear who was also a potatoe,I would have told you the truth.

    SInce you're just a potatoe, I feel no remorse.

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    koonchukoonchu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    GRMike wrote: »
    koonchu wrote: »
    Incredible. My forum search for "Bible Black" led me here. I feel shamed.


    Good timing... or are you always searching for hardcore hentai titles in the forums?

    Also, some quick research on the title in question just made me lose faith in humanity... again.


    Weird coincidence, actually. Some friends at work made a funny reference this morning about it. I saw it not too long ago. DEFINITELY harsh, but not as f-ed up as, say, Princess 69.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    See,with "Princess 69" you think "Hey,this could be a normal porn movie,judging by the name".

    Then you see the school setting and think "Well,this can be a normal movie just like I said".

    And then some shit goes down and you want to nuke Japan. Again.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i am taking notes to check out princess 69

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    koonchukoonchu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Princess 69 is actually so unique in its design, presentation and sheer mindfuckyness that it led me to tracking down if the studio did anything else. lol

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    What is Princess 69... are you guys talking about hardcore hentai?

    That's a really weird thing to do you guys.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mmmhmmmm

    and i only look at bestiality for the production quality

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