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Fuck England Day (AKA July 4th)

HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
So every year on the 4th the city of Tacoma puts on a fireworks show on the water. Being as my parents live on a hill overlooking the bay (the site of the fireworks show), we invariably get skads of people showing up from all the fuck over, crowding the streets and ogling the bright, pretty lights in the sky (as well as the air show that gets put on during the day). They also show up the day before for the arrival of the Tall Ships. When I got home from class today, there were a bunch of people crowded in front of my driveway setting off firecrackers. They cleared away after I laid on my horn for several minutes and cursed wildly in their direction. Tomorrow is going to suck.

How about you, Social Entropy? What say you about this most inglorious of holidays?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hacksaw is your real name Jim Duggan

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    We had such high hopes for you people.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I remember this thread

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Hacksaw is your real name Jim Duggan
    No.
    But it can be, if you want. :winky:

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    as a proud American, I will gladly keep your land free of people for the small price of $3000

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    We got our doggie some nice drugs to knock him out because he freaks the hell out at fireworks.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    as a proud American, I will gladly keep your land free of people for the small price of $3000
    Honestly, I'm tempted to pay you, if only because I don't really need more blood on my hands right now.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    woo hoo

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    as a proud American, I will gladly keep your land free of people for the small price of $3000

    BEARDOCAUST

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My plans for July 4th involve an invasion of Mexico. We're taking the land back!

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  • SquirrelmobSquirrelmob Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I used to love fireworks, but then all the small shows started to have tons of families with their three-year-olds running around with sparklers everywhere. I'm glad I stopped going, I really don't want to be stabbed in the eye by a toddler with a flaming stick.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man you guys hate England, huh

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Man you guys hate England, huh

    so much

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Fiz, that would just put even more Mexicans in California.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Man you guys hate England, huh
    Buncha snooty fucks, let me tell you

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Man you guys hate England, huh

    so much

    But like good parents we will always be there if America needs us.

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  • PiCroftPiCroft Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You guys are like the ungrateful, rebellious little shit kid we kicked out of the house because you didn't want to go to your damn bed when we told you to.

    And now you are living in a cardboard box getting bumraped by hobos and strange men with beards.

    WHOS SORRY NOW

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I like England myself

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Man you guys hate England, huh
    Buncha snooty fucks, let me tell you

    Fuck you.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    PiCroft wrote: »
    You guys are like the ungrateful, rebellious little shit kid we kicked out of the house because you didn't want to go to your damn bed when we told you to.

    And now you are living in a cardboard box getting bumraped by hobos and strange men with beards.

    WHOS SORRY NOW

    world war II joke

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    PiCroft wrote: »
    You guys are like the ungrateful, rebellious little shit kid we kicked out of the house because you didn't want to go to your damn bed when we told you to.

    And now you are living in a cardboard box getting bumraped by hobos and strange men with beards.

    WHOS SORRY NOW
    Well, seeing as we're still legally allowed to own guns, I'm thinking we're going to make you sorry right damn quick.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    PiCroft wrote: »
    You guys are like the ungrateful, rebellious little shit kid we kicked out of the house because you didn't want to go to your damn bed when we told you to.

    And now you are living in a cardboard box getting bumraped by hobos and strange men with beards.

    WHOS SORRY NOW

    world war II joke

    yeah ok you knew how to deal with their stupid neighbour but now it's like

    what happened america, what happened

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Best way to describe America is a good idea that's got out of hand.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    PiCroft wrote: »
    You guys are like the ungrateful, rebellious little shit kid we kicked out of the house because you didn't want to go to your damn bed when we told you to.

    And now you are living in a cardboard box getting bumraped by hobos and strange men with beards.

    WHOS SORRY NOW
    Well, seeing as we're still legally allowed to own guns, I'm thinking we're going to make you sorry right damn quick.

    It's not actually possible to best a dapper Englishman in a pistol duel. We have perfected the art over hundreds of years.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    PiCroft wrote: »
    You guys are like the ungrateful, rebellious little shit kid we kicked out of the house because you didn't want to go to your damn bed when we told you to.

    And now you are living in a cardboard box getting bumraped by hobos and strange men with beards.

    WHOS SORRY NOW

    world war II joke

    yeah ok you knew how to deal with their stupid neighbour but now it's like

    what happened america, what happened

    why is our hat talking to me

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  • PiCroftPiCroft Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Americans are fat

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    PiCroft wrote: »
    You guys are like the ungrateful, rebellious little shit kid we kicked out of the house because you didn't want to go to your damn bed when we told you to.

    And now you are living in a cardboard box getting bumraped by hobos and strange men with beards.

    WHOS SORRY NOW

    world war II joke

    yeah ok you knew how to deal with their stupid neighbour but now it's like

    what happened america, what happened

    why is our hat talking to me

    you wouldn't need a hat if you didn't need to keep a low profile all the dang time

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    PiCroft wrote: »
    You guys are like the ungrateful, rebellious little shit kid we kicked out of the house because you didn't want to go to your damn bed when we told you to.

    And now you are living in a cardboard box getting bumraped by hobos and strange men with beards.

    WHOS SORRY NOW
    Well, seeing as we're still legally allowed to own guns, I'm thinking we're going to make you sorry right damn quick.

    It's not actually possible to best a dapper Englishman in a pistol duel. We have perfected the art over hundred of years.
    Who said anything about a pistol duel?

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Its funny when people say we beat britain when in actuality they were simply growing annoyed with our rebellion and had more important issues to use their resources for at the time.

    But I mean hey pissing off our british overlords to leave now gives us an excuse to blow shit up in the name of patriotism and colonize other countries who are rebelling against us today becau- heywaitaminute

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    Its funny when people say we beat britain when in actuality they were simply growing annoyed with our rebellion and had more important issues to use their resources for at the time.

    But I mean hey pissing off our british overlords to leave now gives us an excuse to blow shit up in the name of patriotism and colonize other countries who are rebelling against us today becau- heywaitaminute
    the difference is we offer no excuses for our badassery, while the english were pompous dicks about it

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  • PiCroftPiCroft Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    Its funny when people say we beat britain when in actuality they were simply growing annoyed with our rebellion and had more important issues to use their resources for at the time.

    But I mean hey pissing off our british overlords to leave now gives us an excuse to blow shit up in the name of patriotism and colonize other countries who are rebelling against us today becau- heywaitaminute
    the difference is we offer no excuses for our badassery, while the english were pompous dicks about it

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    sorry i meant

    "cocks"

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    PiCroft wrote: »
    You guys are like the ungrateful, rebellious little shit kid we kicked out of the house because you didn't want to go to your damn bed when we told you to.

    And now you are living in a cardboard box getting bumraped by hobos and strange men with beards.

    WHOS SORRY NOW
    Well, seeing as we're still legally allowed to own guns, I'm thinking we're going to make you sorry right damn quick.

    It's not actually possible to best a dapper Englishman in a pistol duel. We have perfected the art over hundred of years.
    Who said anything about a pistol duel?

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    I'm afraid that we conditioned away our vulnerabilty to red crosses a long time ago.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    as I am currently living in an english colony I suppose it's not so bad

    probably because King George isn't around

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    shoe, tell me

    is there a Moose Party in canada

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have no idea

    if there is I've never been invited

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I get to work every day of the 4th of July weekend.

    Hoorah.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The fourth of July is going to go pretty swell over here

    Not expecting anyone to set fire to anything or blow things up

    Because if that stuff started to happen in England then that would be the least of my problems

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