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[WAR] Thread: Real Men Play With Candymancers

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Gimli was just not that cool.

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  • Oddjob187Oddjob187 Pew TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fizban140 wrote: »
    Galielmus wrote: »
    If you wanna start reading the books, and/or have an obsessions with short, stumpy, raging alcoholics... I suggest the Gotrek series. Gotrek is the most badass thing to happen to Dwarves since... uhh... well, he's the first really cool thing to happen to Dwarves, actually.
    Gimli?

    No. Gimli doesn't call humans manlings. Actually Snorri is the best thing to happen to dwarves. buckets of vodka and all that.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The story part is definitely leaps and bounds above anything else on the market. I've been reading on the role, and damn it's good.

    I know it's a tabletop game, are there any books made out of it?

    Edit: Jesus Christ, I just found out what Warhammer 40K is. Why didn't they make an MMO out of this?!

    There are. If you want a very very good (but kind of expensive) book on Warhammer, I recommend the Liber Chaotica. It's four "books" comprising one major tome, each one is written from the perspective of a Priest of Sigmar as he delves deeper and deeper into the mysteries of Chaos. He eventually goes QUITE mad and by the Tzeentch segment you have to literally decipher portions of the book. Holding the book up in front of the mirror for some pages, freaky shit.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008

    Edit: Jesus Christ, I just found out what Warhammer 40K is. Why didn't they make an MMO out of this?!


    another company is developing the 40K mmo

    It probably wont be out for a few years

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  • TastyfishTastyfish Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The story part is definitely leaps and bounds above anything else on the market. I've been reading on the role, and damn it's good.

    I know it's a tabletop game, are there any books made out of it?

    Edit: Jesus Christ, I just found out what Warhammer 40K is. Why didn't they make an MMO out of this?!

    Its in development now, not out til 2010 or some such

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  • FairchildFairchild Rabbit used short words that were easy to understand, like "Hello Pooh, how about Lunch ?" Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    If you are interested in a literary history of heroic tales, Joseph Campbell's books are a great place to start. THE HERO WITH A THOUSAND FACES and THE MASKS OF GOD are probably his most famous books, but he wrote plenty of others. George Lucas (among many others in Hollywood) used his work when he was creating STAR WARS.

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  • HembotHembot Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Old Star Wars or new Star Wars? New Star Wars sucks. I dare say KOTOR is better than all three of the last three movies. Even Yoda's LS fight seemed incredibly hokey to me. So was the fact Sammy J. was even in it. Though tbh it Sam would have been great in some rogue jedi spin-offs.

    Not to get into a SW debate. Just that if GL stole shits like 3PO's "I've fallen and can't get up" schtick I'd sooner use the books as kindling.

    On the other hand...Warhammer and giant slug + hottie in metal bikini sound much more in synch.

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  • Whiniest Man On EarthWhiniest Man On Earth Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fairchild wrote: »
    If you are interested in a literary history of heroic tales, Joseph Campbell's books are a great place to start. THE HERO WITH A THOUSAND FACES and THE MASKS OF GOD are probably his most famous books, but he wrote plenty of others. George Lucas (among many others in Hollywood) used his work when he was creating STAR WARS.

    There is also a really good PBS series called "The Power of Myth" which is basically just interviews with Campbell.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2008
    robothero wrote: »
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    I bit my tongue so hard when I saw this on the trailer.

    And also again now.

    Biting.

    I got the OK to say this..


    That goblin. That is me.

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  • HembotHembot Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The one with the bow and arrow or the one that seems to have a fart hovering over it?

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  • rehtonAesoohCrehtonAesoohC Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't mean to raise anyone's ire, but I seriously hope WAR looks way better than that trailer portrays. Cause it pretty much looks like ass from that.

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    Was wowed by Rift so I'm trying that now.
  • CryogenCryogen Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't mean to raise anyone's ire, but I seriously hope WAR looks way better than that trailer portrays. Cause it pretty much looks like ass from that.

    It looks better than the trailer.

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  • SaerisSaeris Borb Enthusiast flapflapflapflapRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The trailer looks fine to me, but I was also content with DAoC's original graphics, and would still play a game that looked like that as long as it was fun. And since everyone has their own preference, it's kind of pointless to discuss graphics in such general terms as "looks like ass". We have to ask more specific questions, like "what part of an ass does it look like?"

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  • SF_DhalsimSF_Dhalsim Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't mean to raise anyone's ire, but I seriously hope WAR looks way better than that trailer portrays. Cause it pretty much looks like ass from that.

    My ire you haz risen it.

    But seriously im fine with the graphical quality if it looks better awesome, as long as the game is fun youll see me on almost all the time.

    Hey can anyone in beta tell if its fun? nothing else other than fun a simple yes or no will suffice.

    as long as mors gives the ok for the answering of this question of course.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2008
    If all I cared about was graphics I'd be playing Age of Conan, since that's pretty much all that game has going for it.

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  • Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    If all I cared about was graphics I'd be playing Age of Conan, since that's pretty much all that game has going for it.

    It's also got the 3 D's. Decapitation and Double D's

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  • Oddjob187Oddjob187 Pew TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    If all I cared about was graphics I'd be playing Age of Conan, since that's pretty much all that game has going for it.

    It's also got the 3 D's. Decapitation and Double D's

    Decapitation, Death and Destruction?

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  • belaraphonbelaraphon michiganRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    decapitation and boobs me thinks.

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  • YougottawannaYougottawanna Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Didn't know that bit about the dyable armor and possible guild color schemes. TSM color scheme = ?

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  • SF_DhalsimSF_Dhalsim Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Didn't know that bit about the dyable armor and possible guild color schemes. TSM color scheme = ?

    Really hopin for the black, purple, and silver...has a nice corruption fell to it. Delicious.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2008
    Red White and Blue

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  • YoshuaYoshua Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    captaink wrote: »
    Gimli was just not that cool.

    Movie Gimli or Gimli from the novels? Because Gimli from the movies is nothing like the Gimli from the novels. Tolkien's version was vastly superior and cooler than that shit Jackson pawned off on us.

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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    Red White and Blue

    Agreed

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  • AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The funnest fantasy game I've ever played.

    But then I hate fantasy.

    Also Purple, Silver, Black beats Red, White, and Blue 100fold.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2008
    you're unamerican.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    actually conan lacks any breast sizes over a B cup pretty much

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I too want a colour scheme with purple in there somewhere

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  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I too want a colour scheme with purple in there somewhere

    Purple, Orange, and Cyan. Yes?

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  • YougottawannaYougottawanna Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Powder blue with lightning bolts IMO

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Photoshop go!

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  • narv107narv107 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Haven't we done this before? It's purple with silver trim. Observe the Black Orc and Chosen especially.
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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Was putting all those huge pictures inline really necessary? ( 2231.52 KB )

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  • YoshuaYoshua Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Powder blue with lightning bolts IMO

    We aint any of Slaanesh's pretty boys, so no.

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  • LewishamLewisham Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Are The Six Mouths going to roll on an RP server?

    Because... like... non-RP servers (in WoW at least) are (more) full of yucky people.

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  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Lewisham wrote: »
    Are The Six Mouths going to roll on an RP server?

    Because... like... non-RP servers (in WoW at least) are (more) full of yucky people.

    I am pretty sure it was decided we are going to roll on whatever server allows the most open PVP.

    ie: Closer to WOW's PVP than to battle-grounds only style.

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    5.jpg

    I bit my tongue so hard when I saw this on the trailer.

    And also again now.

    Biting.

    I got the OK to say this..


    That goblin. That is me.

    What, what's wrong with the picture ?

    Fuga on
  • EntropyEntropy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    just tell me whether the game is shit or not guys

    this is all i need to know

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  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fuga wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    5.jpg

    I bit my tongue so hard when I saw this on the trailer.

    And also again now.

    Biting.

    I got the OK to say this..


    That goblin. That is me.

    What, what's wrong with the picture ?

    Not enough WAAGH!!!!!

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  • Fizban140Fizban140 Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    RP servers are just as bad as normal servers, and the RP gets annoying a lot of the time. I want to destroy the enemy, not worry about how to talk like a Black Ork.

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    actually conan lacks any breast sizes over a B cup pretty much

    You don't know what cup sizes are, do you?

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    What is this I don't even.
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