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  • trevelliantrevellian Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    We have to promise not to make drugs.

    What, like "no making aspirin" and stuff?

    What if I have a headache one day?

    *edit*
    I had to make aspirin in the chem lab one day...unfortunately I was actually there as a physicist (long story). My distillation setup looked a bit " Heath-Robinson" as I had basically used every piece of glassware I could lay my hands on. Plus I discovered that day that not all chemicals, and specifically the acid I was working with, do not behave like water and simmer gently at boiling point........for some, the term explosion point would be a better frame of reference.

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  • Popped CollarPopped Collar __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I'd probably become a priest.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Get involved with spaceflight research/design. Reach the moon.


    Conquer moon, install myself as Emperor of the Clangers.

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Get involved with spaceflight research/design. Reach the moon.


    Conquer moon, install myself as Emperor of the Clangers.

    But will you have ridden the mighty moon worm?

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    I'd actually find the time to write regularly.

    At times I sort of miss being unemployed.

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  • GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    SkutSkut wrote: »
    I knew a homeless guy that lived in some woods close to a walmart, he wasn't a druggie or anything his family just didn't want anything to do with him. Never asked for money just something to eat or drink from time to time. Then the winter came and they let him freeze to death. >.>
    Total buzzkill, dude.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    I'd be a history professor.

    Hell yeah.

    Also, I would buy a lot of LEGO shit.

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  • imbalancedimbalanced Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I would start a fight club. But don't tell anybody.

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  • JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Has anyone read the novel An Alien Heat?

    It's one of the few really interesting thing Michael Morecock ever did.

    It's about a world that has existed as a post scarcity society for generations worth of time and how jaded the people get.

    Basically, I see a post scarcity world as like second life: People will have the freedom to do anything they want with their lives, but most of them will use it to either look pretty, act perverse, or display rampant and utter fail at spiritual and artistic pursuits.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I think gaming is frequently overlooked as a great way to pass the time. Gaming is what we do after the singularity.

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  • SlainbylichSlainbylich Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Assuming it decides to keep humanity around.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited July 2008
    http://guide2homelessness.blogspot.com/

    Can't believe this hasn't been posted. Seems like the character in the OP was inspired by this.

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  • [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm living as a bum right now.

    Or something close to a bum anyway, depending on your definition. I'm traveling, and have been spending as little money as possible. So, take today for example. I woke up in a city park. I packed my sleeping bag and tarp away as the sun came up, but on the clothes I'd been wearing for days before that. For food I bought a grapefruit for 50 cents (on special). I had some pita bread with honey on it (those little packages of honey that come with breakfast, I swiped a bunch a while ago). And later I had some peanuts and raisins for a snack, both of which I bought in bulk for cheap. I went to a mall to use their bathrooms. I'm at a public library right now to use the net. I've been getting around by hitch-hiking. I've been gone for a month and a half and I'm starting to slip, I ate at a Vietnamese restaurant the other day, and some pork fried rice yesterday. I normally get all my food from grocery stores because its cheaper. I checked into a Hostel today, it will give me a chance to shower, shave, do laundry and have a long comfortable sleep before I get on the road again. Its been an interesting experience so far.

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  • Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    [Tycho?] wrote: »
    I'm living as a bum right now.

    Or something close to a bum anyway, depending on your definition. I'm traveling, and have been spending as little money as possible. So, take today for example. I woke up in a city park. I packed my sleeping bag and tarp away as the sun came up, but on the clothes I'd been wearing for days before that. For food I bought a grapefruit for 50 cents (on special). I had some pita bread with honey on it (those little packages of honey that come with breakfast, I swiped a bunch a while ago). And later I had some peanuts and raisins for a snack, both of which I bought in bulk for cheap. I went to a mall to use their bathrooms. I'm at a public library right now to use the net. I've been getting around by hitch-hiking. I've been gone for a month and a half and I'm starting to slip, I ate at a Vietnamese restaurant the other day, and some pork fried rice yesterday. I normally get all my food from grocery stores because its cheaper. I checked into a Hostel today, it will give me a chance to shower, shave, do laundry and have a long comfortable sleep before I get on the road again. Its been an interesting experience so far.
    Whoah, I don't know if I could live like that. The most I've ever been homeless was for two weeks nearly 10-15 years ago now.
    But I guess if you're doing it by choice, then kudos. 8-)

    Edit: Also it's good that you're eating sustainably rather than fast food.

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  • [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Zilla360 wrote: »
    [Tycho?] wrote: »
    I'm living as a bum right now.

    Or something close to a bum anyway, depending on your definition. I'm traveling, and have been spending as little money as possible. So, take today for example. I woke up in a city park. I packed my sleeping bag and tarp away as the sun came up, but on the clothes I'd been wearing for days before that. For food I bought a grapefruit for 50 cents (on special). I had some pita bread with honey on it (those little packages of honey that come with breakfast, I swiped a bunch a while ago). And later I had some peanuts and raisins for a snack, both of which I bought in bulk for cheap. I went to a mall to use their bathrooms. I'm at a public library right now to use the net. I've been getting around by hitch-hiking. I've been gone for a month and a half and I'm starting to slip, I ate at a Vietnamese restaurant the other day, and some pork fried rice yesterday. I normally get all my food from grocery stores because its cheaper. I checked into a Hostel today, it will give me a chance to shower, shave, do laundry and have a long comfortable sleep before I get on the road again. Its been an interesting experience so far.
    Whoah, I don't know if I could live like that. The most I've ever been homeless was for two weeks nearly 10-15 years ago now.
    But I guess if you're doing it by choice, then kudos. 8-)

    Edit: Also it's good that you're eating sustainably rather than fast food.

    I haven't been doing the bum thing for the whole 1.5 months, I'd been staying with family for a few weeks of that. So I guess I've been effectively homeless for.... 3 weeks? Not really that long, and I'm already getting a pretty solid hankering for home. Ah well.

    And yeah it is by choice, I've got a couple grand in the bank, just in case.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I think I'm going to create a new diet fad.

    The homeless diet: If you want to eat you'll have to dig through trash!

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    I think I'm going to create a new diet fad.

    The homeless diet: If you want to eat you'll have to dig through trash!

    Or chase after a squirrel before you cook it.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    moniker wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I think I'm going to create a new diet fad.

    The homeless diet: If you want to eat you'll have to dig through trash!

    Or chase after a squirrel before you cook it.

    Why chase after a squirrel when you can just find a dead one?

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I think I'm going to create a new diet fad.

    The homeless diet: If you want to eat you'll have to dig through trash!

    Or chase after a squirrel before you cook it.

    Why chase after a squirrel when you can just find a dead one?

    Because all that running burns calories.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    If there was no need for anyone to work?

    I'd explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations, and boldly go where no one has gone before.

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  • armageddonboundarmageddonbound Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'd make indie movies, I would never stop traveling. I'd go to non-stop conventions, penny arcade conventions, horror movie conventions, comic book conventions. I'd paint, make models, play warhammer, and learn to play the piano. Oh and spend more time with the girlfriend.

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  • TachTach Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'll tell you what I'd do, man.

    Two chicks at the same time.

    (I can't believe no one had said it yet)

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'd become the Joker, for realz.

    After all, being as the planet is going to burn eventually, what's the fun in waiting around for someone else to ignite the fire? I'd much rather spark the inferno myself and watch as the world goes up in flames.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hacks A.) you could do that now perfectly well and B.) I'm gonna tell Batman.

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  • KingGrahamKingGraham Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man, I would love to exist in a world where I had no obligations...sounds sort of like heaven.

    I'd read a whole lot of books, play a whole lot of video games, teach myself to play the piano, move to the seashore so I can make my own insanely fresh sushi and yes, have sex with two women at once. They will be drawn to my incredible sushi.

    Once I got bored enough I guess I could start adding more partners in the bedroom until it just turns into a global orgy. Can the force created by the whole world fucking simultaneously throw Earth off its orbit?

    My theory is that it can!

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Honestly, if I could do anything, I'd do about what I do now. Play about with technology. Learn to do neat new stuff with it.

    I can't afford the stuff I get to play with at work. If I didn't have to pay for stuff, I'd do the same thing I do now, but at home naked and with slightly diffrent technology.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hacks A.) you could do that now perfectly well and B.) I'm gonna tell Batman.
    A) No I couldn't, because at least for right now I have something constructive to occupy my time with.

    B) Bitch please like he'll be able to stop me

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  • skyknytskyknyt Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    I'd design a house, go live in it, and write my books and make art in between gaming binges. Any time a friend wanted to come over and stay, I'd add on to the house with a new room themed after the person and my impression of them.

    Eventually it would be a sprawling museum to people I know and library of my works.

    Assuming we could still die, I'd be satisfied with my legacy.

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  • dispatch.odispatch.o Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I work with a guy who spent only 6 months of any given year employed for a very long time. He lived in a van and really enjoyed it. Sometimes he'd work for 3 months and take off for 9. His budget would be around 3,000$/year. If he wanted to go on a trip or something he'd pick up a little extra work and make the gas money and then go.

    He said there are some simple rules:

    1.) If it doesn't fit, you can't have it.
    2.) If you don't use it three times a week you can't have it.
    3.) Seriously, if it doesn't fit you can't have it.

    You have to use some tricks apparently. A lot of cops will harass someone that's been just parked for a bit. So you get a clip-board and some cleaning supplies to leave in the front seat with a curtain to divide the driving/passenger seats from your living area. He was just using modified Ford Astro vans, using malformed foam from a mattress factory to insulate with a small single burner electric cooktop bolted to the rear door so that it could feed off a wire run to the rear lights and you could have the door open to cook something if it was going to smoke.

    I've seen vans that were modified to live in, friend of mine had one with a dining-area style table that you could lower the legs on and turn into a pretty comfortable bed, with a fridge and a small gas generator with pump and exhaust designed to siphon off the main tank and vent properly.

    If you wanted to, you could easily survive and be very happy like that, as long as you were healthy and able-bodied, people do it on boats all of the time. hopping between islands and living off of what they have.

    Here's the problem, you don't ever "get ahead" with that lifestyle, you're fine as long as you're healthy and able bodied, but as soon as you get sick or injured, you've got no cushion. It's the sort of thing you should get away with while you're young, and give up when you're in your late 30's.

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  • YarYar Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wasn't this in Office Space?

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  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    We were kind of like bums at one point, we had a house but it was below acceptable living conditions, our water was contimanited with some kind of bacteria and fungus ruined a lot of our possetions, hell we didn't have running water in the bathroom without shit spurting out of the faucets.

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  • RainbulimicRainbulimic Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I would learn to play an instrument and write music. Not easy, but if you had enough time, money and resolve...

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  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    SkutSkut wrote: »
    We were kind of like bums at one point, we had a house but it was below acceptable living conditions, our water was contimanited with some kind of bacteria and fungus ruined a lot of our possetions, hell we didn't have running water in the bathroom without shit spurting out of the faucets.
    I'm going to go ahead and say maybe you should have done some DIY on the plumbing at that point.

    They've rented the house out again and as far as I know haven't repaired it.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The idea that you could spend your life traveling this Earth and run out of new places to go and new people to meet without the advent of immortality is silly.

    I imagine there would be some sort of system of hostel-style communal facilities for people to stay in while they were visiting new places. Perhaps the elderly, infirm or travel-shy would open their homes B&B style so they could vicariously experience the thrill of becoming a world traveler without leaving their homes.

    Or perhaps each and every need would be catered to by robots, freeing us from any excuse for human interaction and leaving us a world of fat shut-ins connected to our ever-becoming-more-matrix-like internet.

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  • ScroffusScroffus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Or perhaps each and every need would be catered to by robots, freeing us from any excuse for human interaction and leaving us a world of fat shut-ins connected to our ever-becoming-more-matrix-like internet.

    This is what would happen to me.

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    dispatch.o wrote: »
    Here's the problem, you don't ever "get ahead" with that lifestyle, you're fine as long as you're healthy and able bodied, but as soon as you get sick or injured, you've got no cushion. It's the sort of thing you should get away with while you're young, and give up when you're in your late 30's.

    And then realize that you don't have enough money to retire because you haven't started saving and investing in your early 20s.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ege02 wrote: »
    dispatch.o wrote: »
    Here's the problem, you don't ever "get ahead" with that lifestyle, you're fine as long as you're healthy and able bodied, but as soon as you get sick or injured, you've got no cushion. It's the sort of thing you should get away with while you're young, and give up when you're in your late 30's.

    And then realize that you don't have enough money to retire because you haven't started saving and investing in your early 20s.
    Shhhh.

    I need hippy landscapers.

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    OT I would devote my life to baking the perfect pie.

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