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I Love Paint the Line
IIPunnII
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No. That thread title is incorrect. Love isn't the right word. If there were a word that meant the culmination of every positive feeling in existence it still wouldn't be quite right. But I suppose love will have to do because when I typed, "A long lost married couple reuniting after being torn apart by war in a field filled with flowers and small woodland creatures while a rainbow is formed over them and the sun cracks a smile while winking at the happy couple as they gently take each other into their arms, years of separation disintegrating in their sweet embrace, as they look longingly into each others eyes and finally feel whole again," into the thesaurus nothing came up.
So I love Paint the Line. I saw the first comic, part one, and knew this was going to be the comic to end all comics. I no longer merely read Paint the Line, I have become part of Paint the Line. I used to have to hit refresh every time it was late and I wanted to see a new PA comic. But with this... this series... this epic I knew. I cannot put it in simpler words, but I knew when there was a new part, when the story continued from awesome to awesome.
I have never bought or played On the Rain Slick Precipice of Darkness. I don't want to. I don't give a shit. It could be the best game ever and I simply don't care. However, if a Paint the Line game were made, I would punch god in the crouch to play it. I would eat my own mother and father slowly just to get a fucking demo of that righteousness.
I've discussed this in length with my friends, who share my eagerness to an extent. We would like to see a movie. "Paint the Line," would make so much money in Box Offices but that doesn't matter. All that matters is that this movie is made. I would kill a plethora of small children just to see this movie. Just to see that kiss on the rocket. Just to see but a sliver of Gabe's slick ping pong paddle. You should note however, that this movie would have to be a minimum of 12 hours long. Otherwise, and lets be honest, it just could not convey the overall message.
I love Paint the Line.
So I love Paint the Line. I saw the first comic, part one, and knew this was going to be the comic to end all comics. I no longer merely read Paint the Line, I have become part of Paint the Line. I used to have to hit refresh every time it was late and I wanted to see a new PA comic. But with this... this series... this epic I knew. I cannot put it in simpler words, but I knew when there was a new part, when the story continued from awesome to awesome.
I have never bought or played On the Rain Slick Precipice of Darkness. I don't want to. I don't give a shit. It could be the best game ever and I simply don't care. However, if a Paint the Line game were made, I would punch god in the crouch to play it. I would eat my own mother and father slowly just to get a fucking demo of that righteousness.
I've discussed this in length with my friends, who share my eagerness to an extent. We would like to see a movie. "Paint the Line," would make so much money in Box Offices but that doesn't matter. All that matters is that this movie is made. I would kill a plethora of small children just to see this movie. Just to see that kiss on the rocket. Just to see but a sliver of Gabe's slick ping pong paddle. You should note however, that this movie would have to be a minimum of 12 hours long. Otherwise, and lets be honest, it just could not convey the overall message.
I love Paint the Line.
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Man, we don't care.
edit: also comic discussion goes in SE++, where they will eat you alive.
I don't care if you care. I love Paint the Line.
His love. It knows no lines.
It would therefore make a horrible movie, on par with the Tim and Eric Awesome show on Adult Swim.
No, you sir would make a terrible movie! Paint the Line would be the cinematic masterpiece of this century.