I Love Paint the Line

IIPunnIIIIPunnII Registered User new member
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
No. That thread title is incorrect. Love isn't the right word. If there were a word that meant the culmination of every positive feeling in existence it still wouldn't be quite right. But I suppose love will have to do because when I typed, "A long lost married couple reuniting after being torn apart by war in a field filled with flowers and small woodland creatures while a rainbow is formed over them and the sun cracks a smile while winking at the happy couple as they gently take each other into their arms, years of separation disintegrating in their sweet embrace, as they look longingly into each others eyes and finally feel whole again," into the thesaurus nothing came up.

So I love Paint the Line. I saw the first comic, part one, and knew this was going to be the comic to end all comics. I no longer merely read Paint the Line, I have become part of Paint the Line. I used to have to hit refresh every time it was late and I wanted to see a new PA comic. But with this... this series... this epic I knew. I cannot put it in simpler words, but I knew when there was a new part, when the story continued from awesome to awesome.

I have never bought or played On the Rain Slick Precipice of Darkness. I don't want to. I don't give a shit. It could be the best game ever and I simply don't care. However, if a Paint the Line game were made, I would punch god in the crouch to play it. I would eat my own mother and father slowly just to get a fucking demo of that righteousness.


I've discussed this in length with my friends, who share my eagerness to an extent. We would like to see a movie. "Paint the Line," would make so much money in Box Offices but that doesn't matter. All that matters is that this movie is made. I would kill a plethora of small children just to see this movie. Just to see that kiss on the rocket. Just to see but a sliver of Gabe's slick ping pong paddle. You should note however, that this movie would have to be a minimum of 12 hours long. Otherwise, and lets be honest, it just could not convey the overall message.

I love Paint the Line.


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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    (Posted this in the wrong forums at first)


    ahahahahahahahaaa

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2008
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    IIPunnII wrote: »
    (Posted this in the wrong forums at first)

    OHHHEEHEHOHOEHEHE

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Yeah you posted it in the wrong forums the second time, too. Sorry.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Zot, you're standing on my gimmick, please get off.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    *snicker*

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2008
    zot youre standing on my foot please get off

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I love all of you

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Jesus, did someone leave some food out? What is attracting these things?

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Kantankeris?

    More like Can take it*


    [tiny]*In the butt, during gay sexual activities[/tiny]

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Kantankeris?

    More like Can take it*


    [tiny]*In the butt, during gay sexual activities[/tiny]

    Yeah you know from experience

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Who doesn't? Let's just say he's not known for saying no.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man I am so hungry

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ...hungry for cock

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  • CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Adventure time

    Who wants to go on an adventure with me

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Your adventures are lame.

    Who wants to go on an expedition with me?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Who doesn't? Let's just say he's not known for saying no.

    I only say "no" to gay sex propositions when they are phrased as double-negatives.

    Like when you ask me "Do you NOT want all 4 inches of my man-meat in your tight little hole?"

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ooooo I do I do

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Guys I really like Hugs.

    And kittens.

    Do you think I should make a topic about it?

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Who doesn't? Let's just say he's not known for saying no.

    I only say "no" to gay sex propositions when they are phrased as double-negatives.

    Like when you ask me "Do you NOT want all 4 inches of my man-meat in your tight little hole?"

    DAMN!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    this comic is a curse on our forum

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Who doesn't? Let's just say he's not known for saying no.

    I only say "no" to gay sex propositions when they are phrased as double-negatives.

    Like when you ask me "Do you NOT want all 4 inches of my man-meat in your tight little hole?"

    That's not a double negative.

    That's a single negative.

    How I, personally, would of phrased it would have been as follows;

    Do you NOT want me to NOT put all 3 1/2 inches of my all american beef stick in your tight, little, sensual corn hole?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Yeah, I guess that's acceptable.

    Damn


    Foiled again.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm bored and none of the threads are really speaking to me.

    Can we turn this into something awesome?

    Is anyone up for that?

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2008
    im down

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Well, what should we do? I have no suggestions.

    I'm plum out.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    thanks, but try the new comic thread.

    also y'all who pissed on this thread better hope I don't get bored enough to go through it with my ban stick.

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