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[Mini-Phalla] The Land Before Phalla (Game Over: HERD WINS! EGG-STEALER WINS!)

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Stay strong my children.

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    Narration Pending

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    molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Not much time left for Littlefoot to call out his stomping victim to prove who he is...

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Mr. D died tonight. I would have a witty picture or video but there are very few SFW pictures of people getting crushed by a dinosaur.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    If he calls out no names then I will not believe him.

    Nevermind, that works though if it proves him and I wasn't anything special so I was a safe target.

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    Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    what happened to the elephant picture?

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I thought it might be NSFW, just wanted to be on the safe side.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Okay, wait. So, there are Sharpteeth among us. Who look like Sharpteeth. And we don't know who they are?

    Are we all fucking blind or something?

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Okay, wait. So, there are Sharpteeth among us. Who look like Sharpteeth. And we don't know who they are?

    Are we all fucking blind or something?

    All the smart dinosaurs are carnivores. We're the dumb ones.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    So guys, i'm like a zombie now.

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    At least you went out with dignity.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You don't kno0w that yet. You both can die in most embersaing ways.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Okay, wait. So, there are Sharpteeth among us. Who look like Sharpteeth. And we don't know who they are?

    Are we all fucking blind or something?

    All the smart dinosaurs are carnivores. We're the dumb ones.
    Nuh-uh. all the smart ones are omnivores.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    You're an omnivore?

    Death.

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    molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    He never said he was smart

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My internet died right as I was posting the narration. Give me a few more minutes to do it again.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
    You're an omnivore?

    Death.
    No, I am a herbivore. I am simply saying Omnivores are smarter.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    You're sayin' we're dumb?!

    Double Death.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
    You're sayin' we're dumb?!

    Double Death.
    I am NOT afraid to use these horns, motherfucker!

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
    You're sayin' we're dumb?!

    Double Death.
    I am NOT afraid to use these horns, motherfucker!

    Horn = penis.

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Day 1: Water

    As the Great Valley grew more distant, watering holes became more and more infrequent. The Herd could not stay at any watering hole for more than a few hours for fear that the sharpteeth would find them. Every night they could hear the piercing cries in the distance; the shouts of the hunters and the screams of the hunted.

    Littlefoot began sending out pairs of dinosaurs ahead of the Herd, seeking water and food.
    One such pair, Ragnar Danneskjold and PrecisionK, never returned.
    The distant screams of these young three-horns frightened the Herd into shifting the direction of their march. The sharpteeth were ahead of them and behind them; the Herd was being played with and now they knew it.

    The next day a pair of scouts discovered an almost completely dry river. There was enough water to keep the Herd alive and Littlefoot declared it a marker on the way to Oasis.
    Despite finding a source of water the Herd was running low on food. The time had come: someone would have to leave the Herd.

    The Herd was divided over who should be left for dead. All had accepted it was a necessary evil, but few were ready to surrender their family or friends.
    After hours of shouting and arguing, the Herd decided that Mr. Defecation should be cast out. However, before his family could even finish saying good-bye, the Herd’s attention shifted. In the distance could be seen one of the scout teams sprinting back to the Herd, a sharptooth in fast pursuit.
    The Herd rallied and quickly overcame the over-confident sharptooth, known to his pack as Durax. He was bludgeoned, stomped, pecked, and torn apart till nothing remained.
    The Herd’s anger was sated and Mr. Defecation was allowed to stay.

    Littlefoot was not satisfied with this. He knew there wasn’t enough food for everyone in the Herd. Someone had to die, so that the Herd could live. He decided that the village had made his decision for him.
    The next morning Littlefoot invited Mr. Defecation to go on patrol with him. When he deemed they were a suitable distance from the Herd, Littlefoot used his tail to trip Mr. Defecation before caving in his skull with a colossal foot.
    When he returned alone, he explained that Mr. Defecation had been killed by a sharptooth and that the blood on his foot was the sharptooth’s. Mr. Defecation’s family mourned his passing, but no one knew the truth.

    Except for Petrie, who had followed Littlefoot that day to make sure he was safe.

    Deaths

    Durax, Sharptooth (Velicoraptor), Torn apart by the Herd

    Ragnar Danneskjold, Plant-Eater (Triceratops), Eaten by Sharpteeth

    PrecisionK, Plant-Eater (Triceratops), Eaten by Sharpteeth

    Mr. Defecation, Plant-Eater (Stegosaurus), Murdered by Littlefoot



    PMs are going out now

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Obbi wrote: »
    You're sayin' we're dumb?!

    Double Death.
    I am NOT afraid to use these horns, motherfucker!

    Horn = penis.
    I have penises? I thought I only had one.

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    molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ... so horns = penises?

    The hell kind of creature are you GS??

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hell yeah motherfuckers!

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    moleface wrote: »
    ... so horns = penises?

    The hell kind of creature are you GS??
    Apparently I'm a penisorous.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Yay, baddie taken out Day 1!

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    Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oooOOOoooOOO

    Oh god, why me. Good bye cruel world. First day one death.

    The teeth so sharp....

    oooOOOoooOOO

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    OooOooooOoOo

    good luck village!

    oOOoOoOoo

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    molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sweet, we got a sharptooth! And it looks like Thetheroo is who he says he is so thats good too. Good to know theres a guardian as well (yay Petrie!). Interesting too that different people are different dinosaurs. Wonder if that has an impact on the game

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Uncle Enzo's Dinosaur Mafia for the win!

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    durax is a veteran, he knows that unless he's a special who can make a reveal, there's not much that will turn a Day 1 bandwagon. Thetheroo is claiming Littlefoot, Mr. D got off the hook because he "selflessly" agreed to sacrifice himself to save a special; durax doesn't really have either of those options. Since it's Day 1, one bandwagon is as good as another because we don't know anything about anybody, so to a certain extent, it might as well be durax.

    I just don't like the reasoning behind why people started voting for him in the first place. I'd much rather vote for stormwind because he was a bad guy in Snow Crash Phalla or something. :P

    This post is why visiblehowl is my vote.

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Okay, wait. So, there are Sharpteeth among us. Who look like Sharpteeth. And we don't know who they are?

    Are we all fucking blind or something?

    There's a bit of disconnect between the mechanics and the story, but not too big of one.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Visiblehowl is a friend to sharpteeth?

    So that was why he was being so grumpy to me!

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    It's just odd.

    !VisibleHowlfor his defense or Durex.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I wonder if it actually matters if you are a stegosaurus or a triceratops.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Probably.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Btw, look who was right?

    Anyway, who should we look at today? I'm not about to throw VH under the bandwagon for being cautious, so lets hear some real good arguments. Still tempted to go after Stew.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Bleaagh, !vote VisibleHowl for now.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The seer seered me, and I am indeed Littlefoot. I'm in contact with him now, so if people with special roles could PM me I could get them on the seering list.

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    stormwindstormwind Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I shall return my red love to !Stew_Stick for his largely inactive ways.

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