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So earlier tonight I felt a distinct prick of pain on the back of my thigh. Instinctively I lashed out and rubbed my jeans frantically, which had the effect of smearing mosquito all over my thigh.
How the fuck did a Mosquito get inside my pants.
What the fuck.
That is way too Goddamn close to my balls. They've crossed the Goddamn line.
If there were no mosquitos then there would be no malaria and then you wouldn't have to have needles thrust into your arm when you went to Kenya on holiday and that wouldn't be any fun now would it?
You know how they say apparently every living creature/organism plays a role in keeping our ecosystem balanced? Can someone tell me what fucking role Flies and Mosquitoes play in this so-called "ecosystem" of ours? Huh?
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The Black HunterThe key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered Userregular
I think it's funny how mosquitoes will go after specific people while leaving others alone.
Mainly this is funny to me because most of the time the guy they leave alone is me while whoever I'm chatting with is getting eaten alive. I don't know why this is and that's what makes it humorous.
Oh dude, I was visiting a friend of my dad's in Nagshead, NC, and holy shit there were HUGE ASS mosquitoes. And they would leave 1.5-inch diameter welts all over. Once the sun hit the horizon, you better be inside or have your pants tucked inside your socks.
I think it's funny how mosquitoes will go after specific people while leaving others alone.
Mainly this is funny to me because most of the time the guy they leave alone is me while whoever I'm chatting with is getting eaten alive. I don't know why this is and that's what makes it humorous.
NadsBob DuccaAsleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPAregular
edited July 2008
Then let me place a quandry at your feet.
A woman received a very nasty, anonymous letter containing threats and allegations. She called the police and they quickly discovered who had sent it. How?
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DislexicCreepy Uncle Bad TouchYour local playgroundRegistered Userregular
A woman received a very nasty, anonymous letter containing threats and allegations. She called the police and they quickly discovered who had sent it. How?
oh ive heard this before but i cant think of the answer...
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luckily, unless you live near a body of water, you can cut down their numbers by not leaving standing water around for more that a couple days
mosquitoes are goddamned useless coward beasts
It was there for a good 5 minutes.
The marks were there for a good few weeks.
well then thats what you get for living on a peninsula
i despise it so
watch me hate it
are you watching?
how do you like that
not so much, i think
Mainly this is funny to me because most of the time the guy they leave alone is me while whoever I'm chatting with is getting eaten alive. I don't know why this is and that's what makes it humorous.
go ahead and try it
who will be your fighting force?
old people, skinny models and cubans, thats who
Oh dude, I was visiting a friend of my dad's in Nagshead, NC, and holy shit there were HUGE ASS mosquitoes. And they would leave 1.5-inch diameter welts all over. Once the sun hit the horizon, you better be inside or have your pants tucked inside your socks.
me too hi5
The most fearsome army
Wise/funny old men, cuban psychopaths who can always lend you a cigar, and a few pretty girls to run into the bushes with
you racist son of a bitch
truckers are people too
You'd have trouble proving that in a court of law.
keep your laws off my body
are you saying humens like him?
the Mosquitoes serve a purpose in the world just as all things do
Would have been better if you posted the actual scene. Still though A for effort
"No big loss" says the human gene pool
I'm trying to give my photobucket a bit of a break
not just in this thread.
Completely
what is up buddy
entertain me to keep me awake
dance around or slap a fat kid or something
i am fucking stugglin'
A woman received a very nasty, anonymous letter containing threats and allegations. She called the police and they quickly discovered who had sent it. How?
oh ive heard this before but i cant think of the answer...
hmmm, let me think on it
EDIT: shit, im drawing a blank
i give
bless you and your quick frame grabbing skills
I was actually right in the middle of watching this episode at the time, freakishly enough
my brain aint workin
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