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Fucking Mosquitoes.

Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
So earlier tonight I felt a distinct prick of pain on the back of my thigh. Instinctively I lashed out and rubbed my jeans frantically, which had the effect of smearing mosquito all over my thigh.

How the fuck did a Mosquito get inside my pants.

What the fuck.

That is way too Goddamn close to my balls. They've crossed the Goddamn line.

Fuck all Mosquitoes.

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I'll murder every last one of the sons-a-bitches.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Long story short, all non-human specimens hate you.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    If there were no mosquitos then there would be no malaria and then you wouldn't have to have needles thrust into your arm when you went to Kenya on holiday and that wouldn't be any fun now would it?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mosquitos are a pain

    luckily, unless you live near a body of water, you can cut down their numbers by not leaving standing water around for more that a couple days

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    more power to you, volyu

    mosquitoes are goddamned useless coward beasts

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    or you live in FLORIDA

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You know how they say apparently every living creature/organism plays a role in keeping our ecosystem balanced? Can someone tell me what fucking role Flies and Mosquitoes play in this so-called "ecosystem" of ours? Huh?

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I had a wasp up my jumper sleeve once.

    It was there for a good 5 minutes.

    The marks were there for a good few weeks.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    or you live in FLORIDA

    well then thats what you get for living on a peninsula

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    don't be hating on murrika's dong

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    fuck bees

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    don't be hating on murrika's dong

    i despise it so

    watch me hate it

    are you watching?

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    we'll just secede then

    how do you like that

    not so much, i think

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I think it's funny how mosquitoes will go after specific people while leaving others alone.

    Mainly this is funny to me because most of the time the guy they leave alone is me while whoever I'm chatting with is getting eaten alive. I don't know why this is and that's what makes it humorous.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    we'll just secede then

    how do you like that

    not so much, i think

    go ahead and try it

    who will be your fighting force?

    old people, skinny models and cubans, thats who

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    or you live in FLORIDA

    Oh dude, I was visiting a friend of my dad's in Nagshead, NC, and holy shit there were HUGE ASS mosquitoes. And they would leave 1.5-inch diameter welts all over. Once the sun hit the horizon, you better be inside or have your pants tucked inside your socks.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I think it's funny how mosquitoes will go after specific people while leaving others alone.

    Mainly this is funny to me because most of the time the guy they leave alone is me while whoever I'm chatting with is getting eaten alive. I don't know why this is and that's what makes it humorous.

    me too hi5

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    we have black people and truckers here in the north

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    we'll just secede then

    how do you like that

    not so much, i think

    go ahead and try it

    who will be your fighting force?

    old people, skinny models and cubans, thats who

    The most fearsome army

    Wise/funny old men, cuban psychopaths who can always lend you a cigar, and a few pretty girls to run into the bushes with

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    we have black people and truckers here in the north

    you racist son of a bitch

    truckers are people too

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    we have black people and truckers here in the north

    you racist son of a bitch

    truckers are people too

    You'd have trouble proving that in a court of law.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    we have black people and truckers here in the north

    you racist son of a bitch

    truckers are people too

    You'd have trouble proving that in a court of law.

    keep your laws off my body

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fishman wrote: »
    I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

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  • scarvexxscarvexx Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Long story short, all non-human specimens hate you.

    are you saying humens like him?

    the Mosquitoes serve a purpose in the world just as all things do

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

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    Would have been better if you posted the actual scene. Still though A for effort

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  • I Is The MooseI Is The Moose Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Re: mosquitoes infecting your balls

    "No big loss" says the human gene pool

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

    vlcsnap-241705.png

    Would have been better if you posted the actual scene. Still though A for effort

    I'm trying to give my photobucket a bit of a break

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Scarvexx, just stop talking.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Scarvexx, just stop talking.

    not just in this thread.

    Completely

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    nads

    what is up buddy

    entertain me to keep me awake

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    How do you propose I go about that?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i dont know

    dance around or slap a fat kid or something

    i am fucking stugglin'

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Then let me place a quandry at your feet.

    A woman received a very nasty, anonymous letter containing threats and allegations. She called the police and they quickly discovered who had sent it. How?

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i dont know

    dance around or slap a fat kid or something

    i am fucking stugglin'

    vlcsnap-473523.png

    Dislexic on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Then let me place a quandry at your feet.

    A woman received a very nasty, anonymous letter containing threats and allegations. She called the police and they quickly discovered who had sent it. How?

    oh ive heard this before but i cant think of the answer...

    hmmm, let me think on it

    EDIT: shit, im drawing a blank

    i give

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    i dont know

    dance around or slap a fat kid or something

    i am fucking stugglin'

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    bless you and your quick frame grabbing skills

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    i dont know

    dance around or slap a fat kid or something

    i am fucking stugglin'

    vlcsnap-473523.png

    bless you and your quick frame grabbing skills

    I was actually right in the middle of watching this episode at the time, freakishly enough

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    tiCk TOck, tIck tOCk, cL.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i dont know!!!

    my brain aint workin

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    tICK

    ToCk

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