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Wherein I invade The Peoples Republic of China

Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
So in less than 18 hours I will be on a plane to China! I am going on a "educational" tour and I get to see all the big sights.

Great Wall? I get to walk on it
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I will walk where mighty emperors once tread: The Forbidden City
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I will face down legions of inanimate soldiers
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And I will meet one of our favorite people
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And I will come back alive


I'll make sure to try and post updates when I can. I don't know where I will have access to computers or the internet so, they may be slow at best.

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  • iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I had a couple of my roommates move to china

    they seem happy whenever I get the chance to chat with them

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You get to meet Wolverine?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    And I will meet one of our favorite people

    i thought you were going to see viv?

    Fallout on
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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i've seen all of those.



    and i fucking love Psylocke.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bring me back a viv, dude

    maybe one of them fucking weird little ugly ass dogs too

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    question

    people voluntarily go into china?

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    When you're on the Wall, flip off some frustrated barbarians for me.

    Jedoc on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    question

    people voluntarily go into china?

    you can't really get good camel testicle anywhere else

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    question

    people voluntarily go into china?
    Yeah why not?

    It's pretty, and if I don't say anything stupid I'll be ok.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    question

    people voluntarily go into china?

    My Mom went just this morning. For a holiday. To enjoy the human rights abuses.

    BigDes on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    question

    people voluntarily go into china?
    Yeah why not?

    It's pretty, and if I don't say anything stupid I'll be ok.

    or if you die from the billion ways to die

    Raneados on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    question

    people voluntarily go into china?
    Yeah why not?

    It's pretty, and if I don't say anything stupid I'll be ok.

    or if you die from the billion ways to die
    Thats also true.

    The one thing I'm worried about is the pollution in Beijing, becasue I have asthma and I live in the country where the air is sparkling clean

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    question

    people voluntarily go into china?
    Yeah why not?

    It's pretty, and if I don't say anything stupid I'll be ok.

    or if you die from the billion ways to die

    you're thinking of australia

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  • iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    question

    people voluntarily go into china?
    Yeah why not?

    It's pretty, and if I don't say anything stupid I'll be ok.

    or if you die from the billion ways to die
    Thats also true.

    The one thing I'm worried about is the pollution in Beijing, becasue I have asthma and I live in the country where the air is sparkling clean

    yeah, you'll probably die

    iplaybass on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Make sure you visit Portland while you're there.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    question

    people voluntarily go into china?
    Yeah why not?

    It's pretty, and if I don't say anything stupid I'll be ok.

    or if you die from the billion ways to die
    Thats also true.

    The one thing I'm worried about is the pollution in Beijing, becasue I have asthma and I live in the country where the air is sparkling clean

    i have terrible asthma

    i can get by okay in LA though

    you should be aiight

    i think

    the chinese probably know how to make more, cheaper pollution that's worse for you

    because they are soulless automatons

    Fallout on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Make sure you visit Portland while you're there.

    nice

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Make sure to bring a cartographer. All the maps I have mark the region with a penis and "HERE BE DRAGONS".

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Make sure you visit Portland while you're there.

    like in that one comic right

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Make sure Viv dosen't rape you.

    Transporter on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    viv does enjoy rape

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Make sure Viv dosen't rape you.

    he has an accent

    there were no survivors

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Make sure Viv dosen't rape you.
    I was planning on rape

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  • iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    question

    people voluntarily go into china?
    Yeah why not?

    It's pretty, and if I don't say anything stupid I'll be ok.

    or if you die from the billion ways to die
    Thats also true.

    The one thing I'm worried about is the pollution in Beijing, becasue I have asthma and I live in the country where the air is sparkling clean

    i have terrible asthma

    i can get by okay in LA though

    you should be aiight

    i think

    the chinese probably know how to make more, cheaper pollution that's worse for you

    because they are soulless automatons

    isn't he average pollution in Beijing worse than the worst pollution day in LA?

    iplaybass on
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    R.I.P.
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    iplaybass wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    question

    people voluntarily go into china?
    Yeah why not?

    It's pretty, and if I don't say anything stupid I'll be ok.

    or if you die from the billion ways to die
    Thats also true.

    The one thing I'm worried about is the pollution in Beijing, becasue I have asthma and I live in the country where the air is sparkling clean

    i have terrible asthma

    i can get by okay in LA though

    you should be aiight

    i think

    the chinese probably know how to make more, cheaper pollution that's worse for you

    because they are soulless automatons

    isn't he average pollution in Beijing worse than the worst pollution day in LA?
    yeah

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    viv does enjoy rape

    all japanese do
    iplaybass wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    question

    people voluntarily go into china?
    Yeah why not?

    It's pretty, and if I don't say anything stupid I'll be ok.

    or if you die from the billion ways to die
    Thats also true.

    The one thing I'm worried about is the pollution in Beijing, becasue I have asthma and I live in the country where the air is sparkling clean

    i have terrible asthma

    i can get by okay in LA though

    you should be aiight

    i think

    the chinese probably know how to make more, cheaper pollution that's worse for you

    because they are soulless automatons

    isn't he average pollution in Beijing worse than the worst pollution day in LA?

    th-that's what i was getting at

    but yeah a chinese city would be a terrible place to be

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Make sure you visit Portland while you're there.

    I don't get it.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I heard from a very reliable source that viv wants to rape the world

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Make sure Viv dosen't rape you.
    I was planning on rape

    Did you bring that gag ball?

    You must not forget the gag ball.

    Transporter on
  • iplaybassiplaybass Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Make sure you visit Portland while you're there.

    I don't get it.

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    I heard from a very reliable source that viv wants to rape the world

    The only thing that contains her voracious appetite for rape is the mighty People's Rupiblic of China, and our Hero, Kim Jong-Il.

    Transporter on
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    iplaybass wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Make sure you visit Portland while you're there.

    I don't get it.

    20031231h.gif

    I don't get it.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Make sure Viv dosen't rape you.

    ...why?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Make sure Viv dosen't rape you.

    ...why?

    aids

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Make sure Viv dosen't rape you.

    ...why?

    aids

    meh

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    iplaybass wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Make sure you visit Portland while you're there.

    I don't get it.

    20031231h.gif

    I don't get it.

    You see, the joke is that Portland is not in China. Ha-ha-ha!

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    So witty Fallout.

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  • Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I had much fun on my tour of China last year.

    The worst experience was my stay in the hostipal in Xian after I had a allergic reaction to something.

    They wouldn't see me until a 300 RMB (~45 USD) deposit was paid, but I actually got change back upon checking out the next morning.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    So witty Fallout.

    i was just explaining the...

    Fallout on
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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Make sure to count all the bicycles in Beijing

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