((Just FYI, this has been the most entertaining waste of my day.... I can't believe i only have to be here for 5 more hours...))
best spent friday afternoon ever.......
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mentok1982I could never leave you PAX baby.BaltimoreRegistered Userregular
edited July 2008
All my attempts are for VThornheart.
PAX: Everything that's fun to do with your hands under one roof! Except for that. (I think this is my best one yet.)
***SPOILER*** PAX is awesome! ***End SPOILER***
***SPOILER*** Broken Angel becomes the first female to win the Omegathon! ***End SPOILER***
***SPOILER*** Samus is a lady. ***End SPOILER***
***SPOILER*** Your princess is in this castle, but she's a man baby! ***End SPOILER*** (There was a dude last year that dressed as Princess peach.)
PAX: Your princess is in this castle, but beware, she may be a man.
Have you received your PAXination this year?
Have you gotten your PAXination this year?
There are germs outside. Have you received your PAXination this year?
There are germs outside. Have you gotten your PAXination this year?
There are germs outside. Have you received your PAXination?
There are germs outside. Have you gotten your PAXination?
One does not simply teleport into PAX.
One does not simply spawn inside PAX.
Have a heart! Subway's sandwich artists can only craft a sub so fast. (Long lines at the Subway)
I've got PAX-Man fever.
PAX: We have the cure for your Pac-Man fever.
PAX: Infecting the masses with Pac-Man fever since 2006.
PAX: Infecting the masses with Pac-Man fever and WoW since 2006.
PAX: I'm sorry sir but I'm going to need to peace bond your armpits.
PAX: I'm sorry sir but I'm going to need to peace bond your sweat glands.
PAX: I'm sorry sir but I'm going to need to peace bond your tail.
So he used a snare trap on his own cat. It's cool, the cat's fine...
PAX: No, the treasure doesn't do anything but it's treasure! It's desirable by nature!
PAX: Where you can dupe as much as you want.
PAX: Come play with us. Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever.... (The Shining)
Everything is coming up PAX.
PAX: We know the game and we're gonna play it! (From Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up)
PAX: Now with more pins than TWEWY! (Reference to the button trading we are gonna do.)
PAX: There are no strangers here, only strange people...
PAX: There are no strangers here, only people dressed strangely...
Do you have any idea what PAX is? Basically, kind of a big deal! (TF2 Meet the Scout)
Ken Levine and/or BioShock jokes:
PAX: Featuring the best headliner named Ken since Kenny G!
OMG! They booked Kenny! You bastards!
OMG! PAX booked Kenny! You bastards!
PAX: Ken's Hadouken may be lacking, but his Shoryukens will set you ablaze!
PAX: Ken's Hadouken may be lacking, but his Shoryukens are very potent!
PAX: I assure you, this Ken will never be traded to Cincinnati.
PAX: Adam is a canvas of genetic modification... but plasmids are the paint.
This Expo is not built with concrete and steel; it is built with pure win!
Darling, you really MUST go see Levine ... everyone goes to Levine!
PAX: You know that nine out of ten ladies prefer the athletic man?
PAX: Break that puppy's neck - would you kindly..
PAX, its the Great Chain of gaming that unites us...
Attention: Any public congregation of more than four gamers is considered an actionable offense.
PAX: Approaching a Little Sister is a criminal offense. Do not approach the Little Sisters.
The parasite has his eye on PAX. Keep YOUR eye on the parasite.
The Little Sisters are the glue that holds PAX together.
PAX: Would you kindly join us?
PAX: Rapture is waiting for you. Would you kindly join us?
PAX is waiting for you. Would you kindly join us?
Jack Thompson has his eye on PAX. Keep YOUR eye on the parasite.
Rumor is the tool of the parasite. Fontaine is dead; PAX lives.
Rumor is the tool of the parasite. Thompson is disbarred; PAX lives.
Ignore the lies of Atlas and his parasites. PAX is on the rise.
Ignore the lies of Thompson and his parasites. PAX is on the rise.
Ken Levine reminds us: we all make choices, but, in the end, our choices make us.
Ken Levine asks you a simple question: are you a man or a slave?
PAX: We all move the Great Chain, and the Great Chain moves us all.
Jonathan Coulton jokes:
PAX: All we want to do is eat your brains...
PAX: All we want to do is eat your brains, I mean play your games...
PAX: All we want to do is play your games...
PAX: Things have been OK for us, except that we are zombies now.
PAX: Here's an FYI, we're all going to die gaming.
PAX: If you open up the doors, we'll all come inside and play your games!
PAX: We're gaming for our robot overlords, did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
PAX: If you had Ken Levine's troubles, you'd probably Ken Levine Crazy too.
PAX: If you had Tycho Brahe's troubles, you'd probably Tyhco Brahe Crazy too.
PAX: If you had Jon Gabriel's troubles, you'd probably Jon Gabriel Crazy too.
Jonathan Coulton wants to know if you shopped SkyMall on your flight here.
PAX: Guess what? I'm an Omeganaut now.
PAX: Guess what? I'm a New Arcadian now.
PAX: We're having a party! Hey you wanna sleep over?
PAX: I like big fat loots and I cannot lie...
PAX: Meet Joan and Jane. Joan and Jane are in Seattle, Washington...
You'll be soft rocked by PAX.
PAX: Someone is crazy and it's us!
PAX: Oh Lord help me PWN my friends!
PAX! Just some booths, and some games and more than a handful of gamers.
PAX: Welcome to our gaming expo formally located on Skullcrusher Mountain.
Wives may come and wives may go, but the PAX life is all we know.
PAX is interesting like a knife in your heart...
PAX is so frickin' interesting that it might make you cry.
PAX Monkey like games, PAX Monkey like MC Frontalot and Bawls.
Asking the important questions like...
PAX: Asking the important questions like, can Candymancers survive on their own candy?
Asking the important questions like: How many gold rings does a 10 fingered hedgehog need?
Asking important questions like: Does Freeman trust the combine as far as he can throw them? (Too long but I like it.)
Asking important questions like: Does Freeman trust enemies as far as he can throw them? (Shorter yet less specific.)
Asking the important questions like: Does Bowser ever do anything to the princesses he kidnaps?
Asking the important questions like: How do big daddies go to the bathroom?
Asking the important questions like: Why are there playgrounds in GTA4, but no kids?
Asking the important questions like: Why are the animals in MMORPGs always so hostile?
Asking the important questions like: Why are there video games starring 50 Cent?
Asking the important questions like: Why are there video games starring mediocre rap artists?
Asking important questions like: Will an excellent Evil Dead game be made before Bruce dies?
Asking important questions like: Why are the video games found in video games so fun?
Asking the important questions like: Does this Power Glove make me look fat?
Asking the important questions like: What's the difference between dance pad and dance mat?
Asking the important questions like: Everyday, what is that you are doing? (Hustlin'. Everyday I am hustlin'.)
Asking the important questions like: why don't more games have majestic unicorns in them?
Asking the important questions like: Statistically speaking, why does Red win more than Blue?
Asking the important questions like: Where did the last "o" in combo come from?
Asking important questions like: What maqx the letterz K, Q, X and Z so kool? (Boom Blox, Qore need I go on? Oh yeah. I'm proud of that one!)
Asking important questions like: Where are all my AO rated smut games?
Asking important questions like: Where are all my AO rated porn games?
Asking important questions like: Where are all my AO rated games?
Asking important questions like: What's wrong with making AO rated smut games for adults?
Asking important questions like: What's wrong with making AO rated porn games for adults?
Asking important questions like: What's wrong with making AO rated games for adults?
Asking the important questions like: Superman?! In a fighting game? Really? Are you insane? (Add more exclamation points if there's room.)
Asking the important questions like: Do you want to trade _____s with me? (Pokemons, cards, buttons, STDs, secrets, tips, phone numbers....)
Asking the important questions like: Does anyone know where the "Evil" actually resides?
Asking the important questions like: Why do you have a whip?! (Franzibald whispers, "For whipping.")
Not asking stupid questions like: What is your Gamerscore?
PAX: So you're here, but are you here to take it to the limit?
"We're PAX," said PAX "and we are here to take it to the limit!"
PAX: Where gamers go to take it to the limit!
PAX: Where sorcelators go to take it to the limit!
PAX: Where young sorcelators go to take it to the limit!
PAX: Where hell-spawned sorcelators go to take it to the limit!
PAX: Where dark and mysterious sorcelators go to take it to the limit!
PAX: You should know that we have a strict one wand per sorcelator rule.
PAX: You should know that there is a strict one wand per sorcelator rule.
PAX: You should know that there's a strict one wand per sorcelator rule.
PAX: More tightly guarded than the Crypt of the Immortal Space Bitches.
Now I've got fanboy sweat on my shirt. This is hardly ideal.
PAX: No ambulatory furniture allowed in or around these premises.
PAX: All Elemenstors must leave their ambulatory furniture companions outside. I love these two so very much.
PAX: If we do not stand against the Vampire Pimps, who will?
If you don't join us, you're going to rue this day, and rue it hard.
If you don't come, you're going to rue this day, and rue it hard.
Going through the archive gonna write me a lot of slogans:
PAX 2008: Home of the Chewy Walrus Productions brand management seminar and buffet.
PAX: We know your very heart. The one thing that your dark soul thirsts for.
It's difficult to win a tournament when your eyes are flooded with tears of joy.
PAX: Helping to fulfill your dream of being rad every day.
PAX: We are all robots in disguise. Really, really good disguises.
PAX: Nothing you play here is illegal... in the countries in which it was developed.
PAX: Nothing you play here is illegal... in the states in which it was developed.
PAX: A place where you can utilize your pig waxing skills.
PAX: A place where you can utilize your pig waxing skills without being persecuted.
PAX: A place where you can utilize your pig waxing skills without being chastised.
PAX: You'll be safe from horspires in here. The stairs keep them away.
PAX: Please secure your pants. There have been reports of Lizard Men.
PAX: We mostly play games at night...mostly. (They mostly come at night...mostly.)
PAX: All conflicts can be solved through sanctioned Dance Fights.
PAX: All conflicts will be solved through sanctioned Dance Fights.
All conflicts at PAX will be solved through sanctioned Dance Fights.
Posts
Win.
PAX: Its a secret for everybody!
PAX: Bring sodas
PAX: Hope you like inventive expletives
PAX: Really? Do we need to advertise this?
NEW ALBUM OUT, NOW WITH 100% MORE SHEEP!, have a listen will ya
((I can't believe 7 pages in and we haven't had a katamari reference yet.. Lol)0
PAX: 50,000 people LFG 4 Hogger.
PAX: Free Stuff and Air Conditioning. What more could you ask for?
PAX: You are not prepared!
PAX08: The cake is a lie.
best spent friday afternoon ever.......
PAX: Everything that's fun to do with your hands under one roof! Except for that. (I think this is my best one yet.)
***SPOILER*** PAX is awesome! ***End SPOILER***
***SPOILER*** Broken Angel becomes the first female to win the Omegathon! ***End SPOILER***
***SPOILER*** Samus is a lady. ***End SPOILER***
***SPOILER*** Your princess is in this castle, but she's a man baby! ***End SPOILER*** (There was a dude last year that dressed as Princess peach.)
PAX: Your princess is in this castle, but beware, she may be a man.
Have you received your PAXination this year?
Have you gotten your PAXination this year?
There are germs outside. Have you received your PAXination this year?
There are germs outside. Have you gotten your PAXination this year?
There are germs outside. Have you received your PAXination?
There are germs outside. Have you gotten your PAXination?
One does not simply teleport into PAX.
One does not simply spawn inside PAX.
Have a heart! Subway's sandwich artists can only craft a sub so fast. (Long lines at the Subway)
I've got PAX-Man fever.
PAX: We have the cure for your Pac-Man fever.
PAX: Infecting the masses with Pac-Man fever since 2006.
PAX: Infecting the masses with Pac-Man fever and WoW since 2006.
PAX: I'm sorry sir but I'm going to need to peace bond your armpits.
PAX: I'm sorry sir but I'm going to need to peace bond your sweat glands.
PAX: I'm sorry sir but I'm going to need to peace bond your tail.
So he used a snare trap on his own cat. It's cool, the cat's fine...
PAX: No, the treasure doesn't do anything but it's treasure! It's desirable by nature!
PAX: Where you can dupe as much as you want.
PAX: Come play with us. Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever.... (The Shining)
Everything is coming up PAX.
PAX: We know the game and we're gonna play it! (From Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up)
PAX: Now with more pins than TWEWY! (Reference to the button trading we are gonna do.)
PAX: There are no strangers here, only strange people...
PAX: There are no strangers here, only people dressed strangely...
Do you have any idea what PAX is? Basically, kind of a big deal! (TF2 Meet the Scout)
Ken Levine and/or BioShock jokes:
PAX: Featuring the best headliner named Ken since Kenny G!
OMG! They booked Kenny! You bastards!
OMG! PAX booked Kenny! You bastards!
PAX: Ken's Hadouken may be lacking, but his Shoryukens will set you ablaze!
PAX: Ken's Hadouken may be lacking, but his Shoryukens are very potent!
PAX: I assure you, this Ken will never be traded to Cincinnati.
PAX: Adam is a canvas of genetic modification... but plasmids are the paint.
This Expo is not built with concrete and steel; it is built with pure win!
Darling, you really MUST go see Levine ... everyone goes to Levine!
PAX: You know that nine out of ten ladies prefer the athletic man?
PAX: Break that puppy's neck - would you kindly..
PAX, its the Great Chain of gaming that unites us...
Attention: Any public congregation of more than four gamers is considered an actionable offense.
PAX: Approaching a Little Sister is a criminal offense. Do not approach the Little Sisters.
The parasite has his eye on PAX. Keep YOUR eye on the parasite.
The Little Sisters are the glue that holds PAX together.
PAX: Would you kindly join us?
PAX: Rapture is waiting for you. Would you kindly join us?
PAX is waiting for you. Would you kindly join us?
Jack Thompson has his eye on PAX. Keep YOUR eye on the parasite.
Rumor is the tool of the parasite. Fontaine is dead; PAX lives.
Rumor is the tool of the parasite. Thompson is disbarred; PAX lives.
Ignore the lies of Atlas and his parasites. PAX is on the rise.
Ignore the lies of Thompson and his parasites. PAX is on the rise.
Ken Levine reminds us: we all make choices, but, in the end, our choices make us.
Ken Levine asks you a simple question: are you a man or a slave?
PAX: We all move the Great Chain, and the Great Chain moves us all.
Jonathan Coulton jokes:
PAX: All we want to do is eat your brains...
PAX: All we want to do is eat your brains, I mean play your games...
PAX: All we want to do is play your games...
PAX: Things have been OK for us, except that we are zombies now.
PAX: Here's an FYI, we're all going to die gaming.
PAX: If you open up the doors, we'll all come inside and play your games!
PAX: We're gaming for our robot overlords, did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
PAX: If you had Ken Levine's troubles, you'd probably Ken Levine Crazy too.
PAX: If you had Tycho Brahe's troubles, you'd probably Tyhco Brahe Crazy too.
PAX: If you had Jon Gabriel's troubles, you'd probably Jon Gabriel Crazy too.
Jonathan Coulton wants to know if you shopped SkyMall on your flight here.
PAX: Guess what? I'm an Omeganaut now.
PAX: Guess what? I'm a New Arcadian now.
PAX: We're having a party! Hey you wanna sleep over?
PAX: I like big fat loots and I cannot lie...
PAX: Meet Joan and Jane. Joan and Jane are in Seattle, Washington...
You'll be soft rocked by PAX.
PAX: Someone is crazy and it's us!
PAX: Oh Lord help me PWN my friends!
PAX! Just some booths, and some games and more than a handful of gamers.
PAX: Welcome to our gaming expo formally located on Skullcrusher Mountain.
Wives may come and wives may go, but the PAX life is all we know.
PAX is interesting like a knife in your heart...
PAX is so frickin' interesting that it might make you cry.
PAX Monkey like games, PAX Monkey like MC Frontalot and Bawls.
Asking the important questions like...
PAX: Asking the important questions like, can Candymancers survive on their own candy?
Asking the important questions like: How many gold rings does a 10 fingered hedgehog need?
Asking important questions like: Does Freeman trust the combine as far as he can throw them? (Too long but I like it.)
Asking important questions like: Does Freeman trust enemies as far as he can throw them? (Shorter yet less specific.)
Asking the important questions like: Does Bowser ever do anything to the princesses he kidnaps?
Asking the important questions like: How do big daddies go to the bathroom?
Asking the important questions like: Why are there playgrounds in GTA4, but no kids?
Asking the important questions like: Why are the animals in MMORPGs always so hostile?
Asking the important questions like: Why are there video games starring 50 Cent?
Asking the important questions like: Why are there video games starring mediocre rap artists?
Asking important questions like: Will an excellent Evil Dead game be made before Bruce dies?
Asking important questions like: Why are the video games found in video games so fun?
Asking the important questions like: Does this Power Glove make me look fat?
Asking the important questions like: What's the difference between dance pad and dance mat?
Asking the important questions like: Everyday, what is that you are doing? (Hustlin'. Everyday I am hustlin'.)
Asking the important questions like: why don't more games have majestic unicorns in them?
Asking the important questions like: Statistically speaking, why does Red win more than Blue?
Asking the important questions like: Where did the last "o" in combo come from?
Asking important questions like: What maqx the letterz K, Q, X and Z so kool? (Boom Blox, Qore need I go on? Oh yeah. I'm proud of that one!)
Asking important questions like: Where are all my AO rated smut games?
Asking important questions like: Where are all my AO rated porn games?
Asking important questions like: Where are all my AO rated games?
Asking important questions like: What's wrong with making AO rated smut games for adults?
Asking important questions like: What's wrong with making AO rated porn games for adults?
Asking important questions like: What's wrong with making AO rated games for adults?
Asking the important questions like: Superman?! In a fighting game? Really? Are you insane? (Add more exclamation points if there's room.)
Asking the important questions like: Do you want to trade _____s with me? (Pokemons, cards, buttons, STDs, secrets, tips, phone numbers....)
Asking the important questions like: Does anyone know where the "Evil" actually resides?
Asking the important questions like: Why do you have a whip?! (Franzibald whispers, "For whipping.")
Not asking stupid questions like: What is your Gamerscore?
PAX: So you're here, but are you here to take it to the limit?
"We're PAX," said PAX "and we are here to take it to the limit!"
PAX: Where gamers go to take it to the limit!
PAX: Where sorcelators go to take it to the limit!
PAX: Where young sorcelators go to take it to the limit!
PAX: Where hell-spawned sorcelators go to take it to the limit!
PAX: Where dark and mysterious sorcelators go to take it to the limit!
PAX: You should know that we have a strict one wand per sorcelator rule.
PAX: You should know that there is a strict one wand per sorcelator rule.
PAX: You should know that there's a strict one wand per sorcelator rule.
PAX: More tightly guarded than the Crypt of the Immortal Space Bitches.
Now I've got fanboy sweat on my shirt. This is hardly ideal.
PAX: No ambulatory furniture allowed in or around these premises.
PAX: All Elemenstors must leave their ambulatory furniture companions outside. I love these two so very much.
PAX: If we do not stand against the Vampire Pimps, who will?
If you don't join us, you're going to rue this day, and rue it hard.
If you don't come, you're going to rue this day, and rue it hard.
Going through the archive gonna write me a lot of slogans:
PAX 2008: Home of the Chewy Walrus Productions brand management seminar and buffet.
PAX: We know your very heart. The one thing that your dark soul thirsts for.
It's difficult to win a tournament when your eyes are flooded with tears of joy.
PAX: Helping to fulfill your dream of being rad every day.
PAX: We are all robots in disguise. Really, really good disguises.
PAX: Nothing you play here is illegal... in the countries in which it was developed.
PAX: Nothing you play here is illegal... in the states in which it was developed.
PAX: A place where you can utilize your pig waxing skills.
PAX: A place where you can utilize your pig waxing skills without being persecuted.
PAX: A place where you can utilize your pig waxing skills without being chastised.
PAX: You'll be safe from horspires in here. The stairs keep them away.
PAX: Please secure your pants. There have been reports of Lizard Men.
PAX: We mostly play games at night...mostly. (They mostly come at night...mostly.)
PAX: All conflicts can be solved through sanctioned Dance Fights.
PAX: All conflicts will be solved through sanctioned Dance Fights.
All conflicts at PAX will be solved through sanctioned Dance Fights.
PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
Links: GPUReview.com My IGN activity My IGN Blog [H]ard|Forum
If so many of us are just trying to VT, why not give one of the rooms to VT off the top?
3DS Friend Code: 2707-1614-5576
PAX Prime 2014 Buttoneering!
2. PAX: Pretty Awesome ...Xylophone. X words are hard.
3. PAX: Neo-Romanism through gaming.
4. PAX: Forget life, we finish with extra lives to spare.
5. PAX: Machine washable. One size fits all.
6. PAX: We promise we aren't cannibals!
7. PAX: More shinies and glowies than you thought possible!
8. PAX: No fruit is safe.
9. PAX: Where the language of choice is "Internet".
10. PAX: Where your daughters are safe.
11. PAX: No sex in the Handheld Room. Seriously, those guys are trying to concentrate.
12. PAX: Leave your nose at the door. It's better that way.
13. PAX: Like Christmas, but with fewer trees.
14. PAX: Roll your Will save or be mesmerized.
15. PAX: We fire Magic Missile at the darkness.
PAX: This is how Khoo gets free work from us.
*Edit*
PAX: Will Write Banners for Hotel Rooms
3DS Friend Code: 2707-1614-5576
PAX Prime 2014 Buttoneering!
3DS Friend Code: 2707-1614-5576
PAX Prime 2014 Buttoneering!
((edited))
Edit again! OOH! Better
PAX: WWJD? JWGTF2PAX
That wins. Espically if PA wants to get back to them for last year :P
Alt:
In the end, we're really just like you, except we can build computers
PAX08: The Original Geek Squad
NEW ALBUM OUT, NOW WITH 100% MORE SHEEP!, have a listen will ya
Stolen:
PAX: Resistance is futile.
PAX: Gaming for Great Justice
PAX: See, gamers do good things too
PAX: So much better than XAP
PAX: Make sure to charge your electronics
PAX: Blame Canada
PAX: Now in 3D!
((That's for all the peeps in TS last night.
No it can't, sinner.
EDIT: PAX is for people who like faeries. *Pulls knife* YOU LIKE FAERIES, DON'T YOU!?
LoL.
Fairyland > Super Princess Peach or Pretty Princess Dress Me Up (AKA FFX-2)