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JESUS NO!!!! (Bugs and creepy crawlies of the like)
Sgt. Pilcher
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So the other night, Im laying in bed when all of a sudden, I feel something brush the back of my neck. I think of it as nothing, like a piece of hair or something, and just go back to bed.
Then I decide its best to check it out, just to be safe.
So I spring outa bed and turn on the light, and wouldn't ya know?
It's a friggin earwigD:D:D:
My first instinct was to stand there in horror, but I ignored that and then quickly grabbed my slipper.
The bastard took about 20 hits with it before it would die
In the end I killed it, put it in a napkin and threw it in the trash.
Then I throughly enjoyed my sleep in his juices that had stained my bed :winky:
So yea, what horrible things have happened to you that involve bugs skull fucking you with fear?
Then I decide its best to check it out, just to be safe.
So I spring outa bed and turn on the light, and wouldn't ya know?
It's a friggin earwigD:D:D:
My first instinct was to stand there in horror, but I ignored that and then quickly grabbed my slipper.
The bastard took about 20 hits with it before it would die
In the end I killed it, put it in a napkin and threw it in the trash.
Then I throughly enjoyed my sleep in his juices that had stained my bed :winky:
So yea, what horrible things have happened to you that involve bugs skull fucking you with fear?
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]:winky:
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it hurt like hell
Tumblr blargh
The feeling of being a badass quickly leaving as I washed spider guts off of my hands.
you would have shrieked in fear whilst I stood there, bravely stabbing my foe with my rubber slipper.
and after the fog has lifted, you would have saluted me upon bathing your eyes upon my victory
edit:
way to fail
You will always be a hero in my eyes<3
steam
if I had been sleeping on my back, it would have been in my mouth, plus that was the last thing I was expecting
steam
also I thought it might have came from like, inside my pillow, because it was also opened on that side.
There's a video too.
Steam: YOU FACE JARAXXUS| Twitch.tv: CainLoveless
Well my shoe wasn't in my room at the time, and he was crawling towards the foot of my bed, under my sheets, and if i had ran out to grab a shoe, he would have escaped
The volume control for their flash player go's up to 11.
steam
Don't play with my mind!
steam
It's only a matter of time until they start hatching and heading for your brain.
But I cant throw this pillow out
I just got it, I had to throw out my old one because it smelled horrific because I drool too much!
A fuck ton of those tiny rock spiders crawling up my back.
I was so happy I had a river to dive into.
And then you come out with leeches right?
As long as we cuddle afterwards
Yes, and while burning the leeches off, the sweet smell of cooked meat attracted bears.
No, this was frigid mountain water, far to cold for leeches.
what about super human leeches, created by the gov't?
They shoot out bees
Steam: YOU FACE JARAXXUS| Twitch.tv: CainLoveless
Bee's like ears too?
they'd make a great combo with earwiggs
Edit: as small as your avatar's Bee?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho2sPvza0oA
I want one
"Like" is a strong word.
They have their way with the eardrum, throw some cash on the bed then move on to the next ear whose father never loved.
Yes, but they like to share.
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I'll have some pokeballs ready
ysbryda slug. Fucking Welsh words... I know it's been said before but geeze, buy a fucking vowel.
fixed that for ya