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Revenge of the Modest Proposal

Steel-AngelSteel-Angel Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
Except without the satire.

http://www.independent.ie/opinion/columnists/kevin-myers/africa-is-giving-nothing-to-anyone--apart-from-aids-1430428.html
Africa is giving nothing to anyone -- apart from AIDS

No. It will not do. Even as we see African states refusing to take action to restore something resembling civilisation in Zimbabwe, the begging bowl for Ethiopia is being passed around to us, yet again. It is nearly 25 years since Ethiopia's (and Bob Geldof's) famous Feed The World campaign, and in that time Ethiopia's population has grown from 33.5 million to 78 million today.

So why on earth should I do anything to encourage further catastrophic demographic growth in that country? Where is the logic? There is none. To be sure, there are two things saying that logic doesn't count.

One is my conscience, and the other is the picture, yet again, of another wide-eyed child, yet again, gazing, yet again, at the camera, which yet again, captures the tragedy of . . .

Sorry. My conscience has toured this territory on foot and financially. Unlike most of you, I have been to Ethiopia; like most of you, I have stumped up the loot to charities to stop starvation there. The wide-eyed boy-child we saved, 20 years or so ago, is now a priapic, Kalashnikov-bearing hearty, siring children whenever the whim takes him.

There is, no doubt a good argument why we should prolong this predatory and dysfunctional economic, social and sexual system; but I do not know what it is. There is, on the other hand, every reason not to write a column like this.

It will win no friends, and will provoke the self-righteous wrath of, well, the self-righteous, letter-writing wrathful, a species which never fails to contaminate almost every debate in Irish life with its sneers and its moral superiority. It will also probably enrage some of the finest men in Irish life, like John O'Shea, of Goal; and the Finucane brothers, men whom I admire enormously. So be it.

But, please, please, you self-righteously wrathful, spare me mention of our own Famine, with this or that lazy analogy. There is no comparison. Within 20 years of the Famine, the Irish population was down by 30pc. Over the equivalent period, thanks to western food, the Mercedes 10-wheel truck and the Lockheed Hercules, Ethiopia's has more than doubled.

Alas, that wretched country is not alone in its madness. Somewhere, over the rainbow, lies Somalia, another fine land of violent, Kalashnikov-toting, khat-chewing, girl-circumcising, permanently tumescent layabouts.

Indeed, we now have almost an entire continent of sexually

hyperactive indigents, with tens of millions of people who only survive because of help from the outside world.

This dependency has not stimulated political prudence or commonsense. Indeed, voodoo idiocy seems to be in the ascendant, with the next president of South Africa being a firm believer in the efficacy of a little tap water on the post-coital penis as a sure preventative against infection. Needless to say, poverty, hunger and societal meltdown have not prevented idiotic wars involving Tigre, Uganda, Congo, Sudan, Somalia, Eritrea etcetera.

Broad brush-strokes, to be sure. But broad brush-strokes are often the way that history paints its gaudier, if more decisive, chapters. Japan, China, Russia, Korea, Poland, Germany, Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia in the 20th century have endured worse broad brush-strokes than almost any part of Africa.

They are now -- one way or another -- virtually all giving aid to or investing in Africa, whereas Africa, with its vast savannahs and its lush pastures, is giving almost nothing to anyone, apart from AIDS.

Meanwhile, Africa's peoples are outstripping their resources, and causing catastrophic ecological degradation. By 2050, the population of Ethiopia will be 177 million: The equivalent of France, Germany and Benelux today, but located on the parched and increasingly protein-free wastelands of the Great Rift Valley.

So, how much sense does it make for us actively to increase the adult population of what is already a vastly over-populated, environmentally devastated and economically dependent country?

How much morality is there in saving an Ethiopian child from starvation today, for it to survive to a life of brutal circumcision, poverty, hunger, violence and sexual abuse, resulting in another half-dozen such wide-eyed children, with comparably jolly little lives ahead of them? Of course, it might make you feel better, which is a prime reason for so much charity. But that is not good enough.

For self-serving generosity has been one of the curses of Africa. It has sustained political systems which would otherwise have collapsed.

It prolonged the Eritrean-Ethiopian war by nearly a decade. It is inspiring Bill Gates' programme to rid the continent of malaria, when, in the almost complete absence of personal self-discipline, that disease is one of the most efficacious forms of population-control now operating.

If his programme is successful, tens of millions of children who would otherwise have died in infancy will survive to adulthood, he boasts. Oh good: then what?I know. Let them all come here. Yes, that's an idea.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I hate Kevin Myers

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    sucks to be african!!

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Come on, Africa. Don't give up!

    You're Africans not African'ts!

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Come on, Africa. Don't give up!

    You're Africans not African'ts!

    Dammit Bogey

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    One thing I have wondered is why isn't Africa more stable, they same to have vast resources available to them

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    shitty governments

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i'll tell you what the problem ISN'T: education

    NELSON MANDELLA IS AFRICAN AND HE IS A SMART DUDE

    case closed

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Inferior races.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I agree with some points in this article, I honestly do

    but others are just stupid

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Inferior races.

    That's what a racist would say.

    Yeah.

    I'm not racist.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    interior races

    (gays)

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    i'm going to go over there and become the craziest dictator

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    One thing I have wondered is why isn't Africa more stable, they same to have vast resources available to them

    yeah like uh

    lions?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't even know what's going on anymore.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i'm going to go over there and become the craziest dictator
    you're going to try your best and they are going to laugh you out of office, saying how idi amin's littlest pinky was crazier than you

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    interior races

    (gays)

    laughing way too hard

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    One thing I have wondered is why isn't Africa more stable, they same to have vast resources available to them

    yeah like uh

    lions?
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=hkI4P6GlLgk

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i'm going to go over there and become the craziest dictator
    you're going to try your best and they are going to laugh you out of office, saying how idi amin's littlest pinky was crazier than you

    crying

    running away

    tripping

    screaming in frustration

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fari you magnificent bastard

    how did you think of that before me

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fari you magnificent bastard

    how did you think of that before me
    etched into my mind

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Let's design a game called Opression Tycoon

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    HOLY CRAP, LIONS TOURS

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Let's design a game called Opression Tycoon

    I'd play the fuck out of that game

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    can i oppress pygmy people?

    or is that in the Outback Expansion?

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Let's design a game called Opression Tycoon

    I'd play the fuck out of that game

    The worse off your country, the better your score


    You lose when America invades and takes over

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  • The FinchThe Finch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Let's design a game called Opression Tycoon

    Isn't that every Total War game?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    WAIT WAIT

    CAN I OPPRESS WOMEN IN THIS GAME

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    in the spirit of this article
    i'm gonna go buy a bunch of diamonds
    i like my diamonds the way i like my steak

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  • The FinchThe Finch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    WAIT WAIT

    CAN I OPPRESS WOMEN IN THIS GAME

    You can, but they usually fast tech to Ani DiFranco.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Zoolander wrote: »
    in the spirit of this article
    i'm gonna go buy a bunch of diamonds
    i like my diamonds the way i like my steak
    black?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Finch wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    WAIT WAIT

    CAN I OPPRESS WOMEN IN THIS GAME

    You can, but they usually fast tech to Ani DiFranco.
    *you have completed the following research: John Harvey Kellogg"

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Zoolander wrote: »
    in the spirit of this article
    i'm gonna go buy a bunch of diamonds
    i like my diamonds the way i like my steak
    black?

    Bloody

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Zoolander wrote: »
    in the spirit of this article
    i'm gonna go buy a bunch of diamonds
    i like my diamonds the way i like my steak
    black?

    bloody

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    made of cows

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    when I die I want to become a diamond

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    when I die I want to become a diamond

    http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=59897

    write up a will

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    black steak is great







    charr the shit out of that fucker, yeah

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    well done steak is the craziest thing imaginable

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Zoolander wrote: »
    in the spirit of this article
    i'm gonna go buy a bunch of diamonds
    i like my diamonds the way i like my steak
    black?

    bloody

    Beat your ass

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Zoolander wrote: »
    when I die I want to become a diamond

    http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=59897

    write up a will

    more like http://www.lifegem.com/

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