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[Mini-phalla] The Zombie Survival Phalla - Game Over – The Living Survive!

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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I am keen to see what kind of hijinks will occur.

    I openly announce my presence near vote close.

    Edit: So this invisible mode, I should look into it some day, huh?

    ecco the dolphin on
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  • ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Here's hoping.

    Arkas on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Vote Closed!

    Narration soon.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    So uhh... really sorry adejaan. I was seriously going to target someone else... but your name has more vowels than mine does, and I'm an insecure sort of person.

    ecco the dolphin on
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  • weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    eecc wrote: »
    Hmm... right. Spent a few hours, but finally got it done:

    FunkyWaltDogg's spirit lives on... through this spreadsheet.

    This is awesome... What can we do with it that will help us?

    weatheredclown on
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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    eecc wrote: »
    Hmm... right. Spent a few hours, but finally got it done:

    FunkyWaltDogg's spirit lives on... through this spreadsheet.

    This is awesome... What can we do with it that will help us?

    You can get voting patterns (e.g. see who zombies voted for in the past to try and guess who other zombies are), and if I'm around and manage to keep it up to date, you can see who's in the lead in terms of votes and how much (useful for last minute voting tricks).

    Alternatively, just look at the pretty colours. =)

    ecco the dolphin on
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  • ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The game can be won or lost tonight, or can continue for one final day with the hopes of either a win or a draw for the village.

    Definitely a nail-biter.

    Arkas on
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    eecc wrote: »
    So uhh... really sorry adejaan. I was seriously going to target someone else... but your name has more vowels than mine does, and I'm an insecure sort of person.

    I hope you know what you're doing.

    My guesses for zombies are Lignisse, aznman, and Sheep.

    B:L on
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  • IanatorIanator Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and facepalm.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    OOOoooOOO

    I, for one, hope you all die! AAAhahahaha~

    OOOoooOOO

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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    eecc wrote: »
    So uhh... really sorry adejaan. I was seriously going to target someone else... but your name has more vowels than mine does, and I'm an insecure sort of person.

    I hope you know what you're doing.

    My guesses for zombies are Lignisse, aznman, and Sheep.

    We'll find out very soon.

    Please let it work.

    ecco the dolphin on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Day 6 – One Last Chance


    The last citizens of Jonesphallaburg were huddled in the middle of the street, the undead closing in on them. The Sherriff told every one to run to the library. It was the last building could be strong enough to defend. As one of the few two stories in the town, they could get to the second floor and destroy the stairs if needed. They all agreed in no time at all that they would try to make it there.

    The group sprinted down the street towards. They tried to out run the shambling hoard that followed the, howling for their blood. The few people with weapons lead the charge, firing at any creature that tried to get too close to the group. Many of their shots hit, but it was not enough to save every one.

    James Gruff tried and fell to the ground with a heavy thud. “Ow! My ankle I think I broke it!” The group froze with fear. “Get out of here! Leave me!” Matt shouted. The crowd didn’t need to be told twice. They took one final look and Mr. Gruff as he was over taken by the ghouls. He didn’t scream as they tore his flesh apart, ripping muscle from the bone.

    The hunter was doing his best to clear a path for the few living people left. The raised his rifle and took am at a zombie that was closing in on the group. A split second before the fired his trusty friend, Adriana Jaan ran right in front of him. The rifle fired with a loud bang. “SHIT!” yelled the hunter as Adriana’s head exploded with the force of the round as it penetrated her head from such a short distance. Undaunted, the hunter took a second shot to kill the ghoul that was fist first target.

    They were a hundred yards from the intersection that would lead them to the library. They were so very close a few though they might make it out with their lives. One of those upbeat souls was Reverend Iamtheazman Lovejoy. He even started to smile to himself. Unfortunately for him he was not paying attention to the left of him. If he was he would have surly seen the beast that sprang at him from a door way. He was knocked down by the beast. He was praying to god as the monster claws and bites his face and chest. The other town people were able to knock off the zombie from him. They took the hammers and boards that they had to the creatures head, giving what was once Lynn Gnissen a savage beating. The finally crushed her skull and she stopped moving. The Sherriff put on bullet into the Reverend’s head to put him out of his misery.

    They then pressed on and reached the intersection. The stood in the middle of the road, just blankly staring ahead. In-between them and the safety of the library stood a zombie hoard.

    They had no choice but to fight for their lives.


    List of the Dead
    Gruff – Villager, Eaten
    Iamtheazman - Reverend Lovejoy, Mason, Eaten
    Adejaan – Villager, Shot in the head

    Lignisse – Zombie, Beaten by the village


    A surprise coming soon.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • GruffGruff Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    NO WAIT I DONT MEAN IT DONT LEAVE ME.

    GODDAMNIT GET AWAY FROM ME GET YOUR OWN BR- AAAGGGHHH


    O hey at least we got the zombie, have fun guyz, told you lignisse was shifty.

    Gruff on
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  • ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wow. What?

    A surprise?

    And... either Rainfall is the last mafia, or the last mafia was already voting for Rainfall and could not switch. Lack of hijinks to save her says so.

    Arkas on
  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Oh rightyo. Time to take stock of the situation.

    Remaining players:

    Arkas
    eecc
    B:L
    Rainfall
    Sheep Have Wool
    weatheredclown

    ecco the dolphin on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    SUDDEN DEATH!

    Every one that had died has came back to life as part of the Zombie Hoard. They will vote in Black for 1 living person to eat. If the village can kill the player or players that are zombies they will void the zombie vote.

    New order of actions:
    Seer -> Guard -> Save throw -> Zombie attack -> Vig kill -> Attack roll -> Village vote -> Zombie hoard vote.

    Members of the Zombie Hoard will win with team that they were with when they were alive. So if you were a villager, you win with the village. If you were a zombie, you win with the zombies.

    This Is The Last Day!

    Toxic Toys on
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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE FROM YOUR GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE.

    cheez on
  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Soooo... what happens in the event of a tied vote?

    Not that I'm planning anything. At all.

    ecco the dolphin on
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  • ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    So... dead villagers can help us vote out an extra zombie suspect...?

    Arkas on
  • GruffGruff Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !RAINFALL I like the cut of your BRAAAINNNNSSSSS.

    Gruff on
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Mrrrrrghraaaah ahhrrg

    !vrrrrt Rnnflll

    FunkyWaltDogg on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    eecc wrote: »
    Soooo... what happens in the event of a tied vote?

    Not that I'm planning anything. At all.

    Not telling.

    And the zombie hoard can eat a zombie.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • adejaanadejaan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Aww man...I died...and then...CAME BACK TO LIFE!! Told you I was good though.

    brainsssss....
    !Rainfall...
    braaaainssss....

    oh, one other note, I'm actually a girl. Probably should have mentioned that earlier but oh well.

    adejaan on
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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rightyo.

    I'm sorry sheep, but via the process of elimination, you are the weakest link in the chain. I apologise to adejaan - it was either you or sheep, and I choice poorly. =/

    Sheep Have Wool

    ecco the dolphin on
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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    (oh, and by weakest link, I mean zombie)

    Edit: Oh my gosh, if it weren't a faux pas to edit a post with a vote in it, I would so go back and edit that "choice" to say "chose".

    ARHGHDS, my inner grammar nazi is hating on me.

    ecco the dolphin on
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  • ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !vote Sheep Have Wool

    I fully support the Rainfall Zombie Vote.

    Arkas on
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    braaawraaalllghhh

    Brains! !Rainfalls brains!

    Exarch on
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  • Sheep Have WoolSheep Have Wool Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    eecc wrote: »
    Oh rightyo. Time to take stock of the situation.

    Remaining players:

    Arkas
    eecc
    B:L
    Rainfall
    Sheep Have Wool
    weatheredclown

    Arkas I'm convinced is good.
    eecc is the vig.
    Rainfall is getting eaten.
    My vote is for !B:L since I'm pretty sure weathered is the guard.

    I'm a villager, vanilla flavored, 100%. Just look at my voting record at the start and how opposed I was to following along with the ZOMBIE LEAD network.

    Sheep Have Wool on
  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ARISE CHICKEN CHICKEN ARISE

    !RAINFALL

    iamtheaznman on
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !vote Sheep Have Wool

    I gave you my spot and this is how you repay me? :|

    B:L on
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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Should we summon the mega ultra chicken?

    Exarch on
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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You know what?

    I hear !Rainfall has tasty brains.

    Elldren on
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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Exarch wrote: »
    Should we summon the mega ultra chicken?

    No, it is forbidden.

    Elldren on
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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sheep was literally the first person to vote for Tehcoolryan day 1 and didn't change it.

    That gives him brownie points in my book.

    Marshmellow (Who BL was replacing) voted for Adej.

    iamtheaznman on
  • Sheep Have WoolSheep Have Wool Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    !vote Sheep Have Wool

    I gave you my spot and this is how you repay me? :|

    Unless you're the guard and you EPIC REVEAL, then the vote stays with you. In fact, the guard probably SHOULD epic reveal if this is the last day, and eecc can confirm.

    Sheep Have Wool on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hehe, I love the chaos I caused.

    Great con, amiright?

    Thetheroo on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !eecc, screw him.

    Thetheroo on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !RAINFALL nomnomnom :twisted:

    FrostMist on
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  • IanatorIanator Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and facepalm.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Come, !rainfall, let's be craaazy together~

    Ianator on
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  • weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ok.. first reaction... "uh.... what????"... so I'm not sure that I entirely grasp everything that's now happening, but I'm gonna roll with it....

    I would have stuck with Rainfall if it didn't look like the undead horde were headed in that direction...
    given that... !Sheep Have Wool seems to be a good choice..

    weatheredclown on
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  • ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Hehe, I love the chaos I caused.

    Great con, amiright?

    I feel terrible that I guessed what was going on on day two, then thought it sounded too crazy and sat on it for days.

    Stars were in alignment there for you though, Roo. Man, what a set up.

    Arkas on
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