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  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ew, no.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    so many people could have fond memories of their teenage years if they hadn't been such stupid dipshits

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    how do you manage to fail high school?

    Became depressed and dropped out. Thats how I did it.
    depressed of what

    not being able to sleep with the quarterback?

    If I knew why I was depressed I might have been able to do something about it. Instead, as a confused young teen, I did my best to ignore and conceal it, didn't seek any kind of help, and instead failed all my classes by devoting my life to acts of escapism instead of learning.

    Or, I could bitch and moan and say that the Dragonlance series of books ruined my education. Also that I didn't get enough hugs as a child, abloo abloo.

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  • KuwaKuwa Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    most teenage memories are of doing stupid dipshit things though

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    so many people could have fond memories of their teenage years if they hadn't been such stupid dipshits

    i spent the vast majority of my teen years in basements playing video games, ping pong, magic, and pool
    occasionally venturing into the sunlight for street hockey

    if i could do it all again, i'd do it pretty much the same

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Being a teenager is all about giving the rest of your life a point of comparison.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    how do you manage to fail high school?

    Became depressed and dropped out. Thats how I did it.
    depressed of what

    not being able to sleep with the quarterback?

    If I knew why I was depressed I might have been able to do something about it. Instead, as a confused young teen, I did my best to ignore and conceal it, didn't seek any kind of help, and instead failed all my classes by devoting my life to acts of escapism instead of learning.

    Or, I could bitch and moan and say that the Dragonlance series of books ruined my education. Also that I didn't get enough hugs as a child, abloo abloo.
    you're clearly not very good at this "ignoring depression" thing then

    i am very good at it!

    master of concealment :winky:

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    hahahaha, Master of Arts

    what's funny

    Wouldn't it have been easier to just paint your nails and call it a day, you Godless pinko liberal.

    yes, but you don't generally come out of a manicure having written an epic novella that has a good chance of winning awards

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    MKR wrote: »
    Being a teenager is all about giving the rest of your life a point of comparison.

    it's all been comparably shitty for me, so i guess i win at life?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    hahahaha, Master of Arts

    what's funny

    Wouldn't it have been easier to just paint your nails and call it a day, you Godless pinko liberal.

    yes, but you don't generally come out of a manicure having written an epic novella that has a good chance of winning awards

    what does that have to do with anything?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fucking dragonlance. i hated tanis, he was a fruitcake. but tasslehoff and caramon were good dudes. also, oh my god, i tried rereading them a few years back and couldn't get past the first 50 pages. how did i ever read that stuff growing up?

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    I have very few fond memories of community college. Although, there was that one time in english when the teacher wanted us to read parts of our essays out loud. I wasn't paying attention as usual and was staring at the wall when I heard my name called. Somehow, my instictive response was to pound my fist on my desk and go, "Damnit!"



    "Alright, Alex is off the hook. Uh, so, who wants to read next?"

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    hahahaha, Master of Arts

    what's funny

    Wouldn't it have been easier to just paint your nails and call it a day, you Godless pinko liberal.

    yes, but you don't generally come out of a manicure having written an epic novella that has a good chance of winning awards
    haha

    okay give us a taste of this genius novella of yours

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    hahahaha, Master of Arts

    what's funny

    Wouldn't it have been easier to just paint your nails and call it a day, you Godless pinko liberal.

    yes, but you don't generally come out of a manicure having written an epic novella that has a good chance of winning awards

    what does that have to do with anything?

    i'm just saying, an MA is far from useless

    i got a hell of a lot from it

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited July 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    how do you manage to fail high school?

    Became depressed and dropped out. Thats how I did it.

    fucking high to the five

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    hahahaha, Master of Arts

    what's funny

    Wouldn't it have been easier to just paint your nails and call it a day, you Godless pinko liberal.

    yes, but you don't generally come out of a manicure having written an epic novella that has a good chance of winning awards

    what does that have to do with anything?

    i'm just saying, an MA is far from useless

    i got a hell of a lot from it

    oh, were you attributing an epic novella to the completion of an MA?
    my mistake

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    hahahaha, Master of Arts

    what's funny

    Wouldn't it have been easier to just paint your nails and call it a day, you Godless pinko liberal.

    yes, but you don't generally come out of a manicure having written an epic novella that has a good chance of winning awards
    haha

    okay give us a taste of this genius novella of yours

    i'm not going to claim i'm a genius but it's a good story and i worked hard for a year on it, and i'm always keen to share

    if you want to read some you can pm me your email addy. and then cut out the worst excerpts and post them here for further mockery and disdain

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Fucking dragonlance. i hated tanis, he was a fruitcake. but tasslehoff and caramon were good dudes. also, oh my god, i tried rereading them a few years back and couldn't get past the first 50 pages. how did i ever read that stuff growing up?

    Same thing here. I look at the books and feel nostalgic for them, but then I actually read a page and realize I'd rather just sit around and think up my own story. It'll be far more interesting (to me anyway).

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    hahahaha, Master of Arts

    what's funny

    Wouldn't it have been easier to just paint your nails and call it a day, you Godless pinko liberal.

    yes, but you don't generally come out of a manicure having written an epic novella that has a good chance of winning awards

    Yeah, you know what, come back and talk to me when it has actually won some.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    hahahaha, Master of Arts

    what's funny

    Wouldn't it have been easier to just paint your nails and call it a day, you Godless pinko liberal.

    yes, but you don't generally come out of a manicure having written an epic novella that has a good chance of winning awards

    what does that have to do with anything?

    i'm just saying, an MA is far from useless

    i got a hell of a lot from it

    oh, were you attributing an epic novella to the completion of an MA?
    my mistake

    yeah, the final thesis was a supervised 30,000 word creative writing project, which turned out to be probably the best thing i've ever written

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    literature is dead
    all the best works have already been written
    watch a movie, braniac

    potatoe on
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    But movies are written what are you talking about you silly root.

    MKR on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    is it as good as gang of daggers?

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    hahahaha, Master of Arts

    what's funny

    Wouldn't it have been easier to just paint your nails and call it a day, you Godless pinko liberal.

    yes, but you don't generally come out of a manicure having written an epic novella that has a good chance of winning awards

    Yeah, you know what, come back and talk to me when it has actually won some.

    okay, i'll do this another way

    yes, but you don't generally come out of a manicure having written a short story worthy of being published in one of the country's best literary compilations

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Whatever your story is, the Simpsons already did it.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    MKR wrote: »
    But movies are written what are you talking about you silly root.

    written by drugged out highschool dropouts

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The best kind of highschool drop out.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited July 2008
    Seriously though Metz, if high school is not the place for you right now, then by all means get the fuck out of there ASAP.

    I have a GED, and I always think to myself that if I had stayed in highschool, I would have graduated this June. Which means I wouldn't have volunteered for Obama in January, or gone to Texas in February, or Oregon in March or Data Training in May, which means I would be sitting at home right now with my stoner buddies. Instead I'm senior staff in the most important battleground state in a presidential campaign. Dropping out of high school was pretty much the best decision I ever made.

    Also, before getting on the campaign I did a semester at community college and thoroughly enjoyed it. I had good teachers, met great, smart people in the Debate program, and generally had a rad time, and I'll either transfer to Berkeley or UCLA when I'm finished at CC, grab my poli sci degree from one or the other (both in the top ten poli sci programs nationally, Berkeley in the top five), and go work on re-election in 2012.

    Just as long as you really do follow through on making the migration from community college to four-year, I don't think you have anything to worry about.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i love it
    the senior staff in the most important battleground state in a presidential campaign
    aka: the high school drop out

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh god i hope no one is taking me serious in here

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Here we go.

    edit: I hope not, because this is good times.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i graduated high school and then i didnt do anything this summer

    backwards is so much more successful than me

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    is it as good as gang of daggers?

    by vast margins, i'm sure

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My mom dropped out of high school, got a GED, and currently makes $texas as an editor. My dad has a degree in journalism and makes ${rhode island} as a probation officer. My brother finished high school, has no college, and makes $idaho as a truck driver.

    I would say it's more about what you do than what you know.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    seriously unless you have a VERY good excuse there's no reason why GEDs should exist

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have a BS in chem and make more money then my wife who has a masters in psychology. It might be because I learned how to do things in my job that nobody else wanted to learn or tried to get in to.

    I love scaring people with the furnaces. I feel like a fire god.

    Hunter on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    seriously unless you have a VERY good excuse there's no reason why GEDs should exist

    but high school just didnt get me

    and all the teachers hated me

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    I have a BS in chem and make more money then my wife who has a masters in psychology. It might be because I learned how to do things in my job that nobody else wanted to learn or tried to get in to.

    I love scaring people with the furnaces. I feel like a fire god.

    how could people not want to learn how to play with fire?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    seriously unless you have a VERY good excuse there's no reason why GEDs should exist

    but high school just didnt get me

    and all the teachers hated me

    then there was something wrong with you

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    seriously unless you have a VERY good excuse there's no reason why GEDs should exist

    but high school just didnt get me

    and all the teachers hated me

    And those feelings of angst and rage were unique only to you and every other teenager that ever existed. Ever.

    Hunter on
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