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dude, just to say

KovakKovak did a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold, bro.

ITT: Broetry

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    poetry?
    oh noetry!

    Druhim on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i
    dropped the screw
    in the tuna

    potatoe on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Oh man

    Best thread ever Kovak

    Quetzi on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The tree has entered my hands,
    The sap has ascended my arms,
    The tree has grown in my breast-
    Downward,
    The branches grow out of me, like arms.

    Tree you are,
    Moss you are,
    You are violets with wind above them.
    A child - so high - you are,
    And all this is folly to the world, bro.

    Javen on
  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    aiight

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    brilliant

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    gay

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Go gather by the humming sea
    Some twisted, echo-harboring shell
    And to its lips thy story tell
    And they thy comforters will be, brah

    Iskander on
  • EnergenoEnergeno Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Entering a great thread
    At the ground floor
    Artsy faggotry is :arrow: way
    My posterior aches

    Energeno on
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    bro, let's go to my room
    play some video games
    here, have a shot
    or five
    wait, dude, turn around what is that?
    whoops, surprise sex!

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My bro, to thee,
    I shall speak plain.
    Why hast thou snaked my Madden game?

    Metzger Meister on
  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Brah Dirge

    Visors no longer inverted
    Collars no longer popped
    Pour out some jaeger for him
    Our brah hath finally dropped

    LTM on
  • edited July 2008
    With apologies to Emily Dickenson;

    A charm invests a face
    Imperfectly beheld.
    The lady dare not lift her veil
    For fear it be dispelled.

    But peers beyond her mesh,
    And wishes, and denies,
    Lest interview annul a want
    That image satisfies, bro

    Richard M. Nixon on
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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    brilliant
    5 stars

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dude
    I like your polo, bro
    where'd you get it
    you should come over
    play some gamecube.

    Kovak on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Jack Johnson, siren of the Sigma Delta Kai.
    My bro, my homey, my broly brody guy,
    I invite you to my room, to chill and chat,
    and where'd you get that trucker hat?
    Tis fly and pimp and highlights your eyes...
    What? No, I'm straight, just one of the guys!

    Metzger Meister on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    red solo cup in her hand,
    ugg boots askance.
    need to talk to her
    before this game ends.

    roll up on her,
    cup full of roofies.
    hi5 bros later

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    lostwords
    you have been on fire today

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    And now, a haiku.


    Cold autumn breeze blows.
    Cutting through letter jackets.
    Alcohol thins blood.

    Metzger Meister on
  • edited July 2008
    ... tis my roommate, always tapping
    rapping at my chamber door

    does he not see socks up on the handle?
    the handle of my chamber door

    he should know i'm entertaining
    fooling around with sweet lenore

    Richard M. Nixon on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    poppin' collas
    like we poppin' cherries
    we so fly
    we so high

    Kovak on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    red solo cup in her hand,
    ugg boots askance.
    need to talk to her
    before this game ends.

    roll up on her,
    cup full of roofies.
    hi5 bros later
    yes

    Druhim on
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2008
    Kinda disappointed there hasn't been any usage of the phrase "no homo" yet

    Quetzi on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    lostwords
    you have been on fire today

    thank you

    hot tamale train

    toot toot

    gotta keep my record going for biggest loser 'round these parts

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Kinda disappointed there hasn't been any usage of the phrase "no homo" yet

    i recently heard a story of no homo being called on shoving a gluestick up another dudes ass

    at that point

    no homo just doesn't cut it

    Kovak on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bemis is going to shit a chicken when he sees this thread.

    Metzger Meister on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    poetry?
    oh noetry!

    this was pretty fantastic

    Larlar on
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  • edited July 2008
    itt: William Butler Yeats spins in his grave

    Nor dread nor hope attend
    A dying animal;
    A man awaits his end
    Dreading and hoping all;
    Many times he died,
    Many times rose again.
    A great man in his pride
    Confronting murderous men
    Casts derision upon
    Supersession of breath;
    He knows death to the bone
    Man has created death, bro.

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man, bro, totally
    Ultimate Frisbee is just...
    totally, bro, man

    LTM on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My bro, my brah, my bestest dude,
    Come on over, I've got food.
    Delicious exotics from beyond the south,
    The Taco Bell shall fill thy mouth,
    With it's delightful taste and aroma fine,
    O' studly broly bro of mine.

    Metzger Meister on
  • edited July 2008
    O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
    The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
    The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
    While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
    But O heart! heart! heart! 5
    O the bleeding drops of red,
    Where on the deck my Captain lies,
    Fallen cold and dead.

    2

    O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
    Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills; 10
    For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding;
    For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
    Here Captain! dear father!
    This arm beneath your head;
    It is some dream that on the deck, 15
    You’ve fallen cold and dead.

    3

    My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
    My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
    The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
    From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won; 20
    Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!
    But I, with mournful tread,
    Walk the deck my Captain lies,
    Fallen cold and dead, bro.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    morning comes,
    like my frat bros on a cookie.
    passed out girl next to me.
    hmm, long blonde hair,
    nice tight bod
    self-fist pound.
    wait, this isn't my room,
    take a cell phone pic and bounce

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I suck at flipcup
    why am I playing
    just to get drunk
    probably throw up

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    NO worst, there is none. Pitched past pitch of grief,
    More pangs will, schooled at forepangs, wilder wring.
    Comforter, where, where is your comforting?
    Mary, mother of us, where is your relief?
    My cries heave, herds-long; huddle in a main, a chief
    Woe, world-sorrow; on an age-old anvil wince and sing—
    Then lull, then leave off. Fury had shrieked ‘No ling-
    ering! Let me be fell: force I must be brief’.

    O the mind, mind has mountains; cliffs of fall
    Frightful, sheer, no-man-fathomed. Hold them cheap
    May who ne’er hung there. Nor does long our small
    Durance deal with that steep or deep. Here! creep,
    Wretch, under a comfort serves in a whirlwind: all
    Life death does end and each day dies with sleep, bro.

    Kovak on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    morning comes,
    like my frat bros on a cookie.
    passed out girl next to me.
    hmm, long blonde hair,
    nice tight bod
    self-fist pound.
    wait, this isn't my room,
    take a cell phone pic and bounce

    oh god lost this is great

    Kovak on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Some say the world will end in fire,
    Some say in ice.
    From what I've tasted of desire
    I hold with those who favor fire.
    But if it had to perish twice,
    I think I know enough of hate
    To say that for destruction ice
    Is also great
    And would suffice, bro.

    Javen on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    For I have promises to keep, and many miles to bro before I sleep.

    Metzger Meister on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    morning comes,
    like my frat bros on a cookie.
    passed out girl next to me.
    hmm, long blonde hair,
    nice tight bod
    self-fist pound.
    wait, this isn't my room,
    take a cell phone pic and bounce

    oh god lost this is great
    potatoe wrote: »
    lostwords
    you have been on fire today

    potatoe on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
    Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
    `'Tis some bro or dude,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
    Only this, and nothing more.'

    Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
    And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
    Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
    From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
    For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
    Nameless here for evermore.

    And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
    Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
    So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
    `'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
    Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
    This it is, and nothing more,'

    Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
    `Bro,' said I, `or Beyatch, truly your forgiveness I implore;
    But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
    And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
    That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
    Darkness there, and nothing more.

    Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
    Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
    But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
    And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
    This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
    Merely this and nothing more.

    Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
    Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
    `Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
    Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
    Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
    'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

    Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
    In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
    Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
    But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
    Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
    Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

    Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
    By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
    `Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
    Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
    Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
    Quoth the raven, `neverbro.'

    Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
    Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
    For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
    Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
    Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
    With such name as `neverbro.'

    But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
    That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
    Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
    Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
    On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
    Then the bird said, `neverbro.'

    Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
    `Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
    Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
    Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
    Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
    Of "Never-neverbro."'

    But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
    Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
    Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
    Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
    What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
    Meant in croaking `neverbro.'

    This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
    To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
    This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
    On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
    But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
    She shall press, ah, neverbro!

    Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
    Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
    `Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
    Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
    Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
    Quoth the raven, `neverbro.'

    `Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
    Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
    Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
    On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
    Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
    Quoth the raven, `neverbro.'

    `Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
    By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
    Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
    It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
    Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
    Quoth the raven, `neverbro.'

    `Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
    `Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
    Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
    Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
    Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
    Quoth the raven, `neverbro.'

    And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
    On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
    And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
    And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
    And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
    Shall be lifted - neverbro!

    Iskander on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    THE apparition of these faces in the crowd;
    Petals on a wet, black, bro.

    Orikaeshigitae on
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