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    MadnessBAMadnessBA Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Friends, please, let us repair our relationship. We should all be united behind our common hatred of the gypsy. They are stealing our children and building large and grotesque houses.

    Please lay down you anger and join me in my crusade agaisn't the damn Romani.

    -Italy
    Also, would anyone like some cocaine? I mean stuffed animals... Did I say cocaine?

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    MusiquaMusiqua Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Kilroy wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    The Honourable Delegate From Australia wishes to address the people:

    Great and noble countries...

    Now is the winter of our discontent

    Also, would Isreal, the United States, and Canada like to be my top friends?

    Edit: Also Sweden, your Women are beautiful, we would like to extend the hand of friendship

    Okay. I would suggest adding UK, NZ, and Germany to our group.

    Spawn of my nations haphazard empire building, the UK will always back up anglophone commonwealth nations.

    Ahem.

    -Jamaica

    So USA, UK, NZ, Germany, Israel and Canada, if you want, get on this here wagon of rigtheousness

    Edit: And Sweden, but you must bring your women

    I now realize what my greatest bargaining chip in this thing will be.

    -- Sweden

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    James wrote: »
    I will have that, yes.

    Anyone want some maple syrup or poutine?

    -Canada

    Would anyone care for a nice tall glass of crude oil?

    America, if you buy 3 gallons, I'll ship a 4th gallon free to a poor American family to point out the inherent flaws in your capitalist system.

    - Venezuela

    P.S. Yo, what up, Canada?

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Lawndart wrote: »
    P.S. Yo, what up, Canada?

    Hey, would you be interested in doing some trade and preserving indigenous communities this Friday?

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    EvigilantEvigilant VARegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Evigilant - Philippines

    I'm half-filipino and half-german, but I see someone already took germany (Damn you). If someone else would like the Philippines (god knows why), I'll concede it.

    If not the PI, then how about South Korea?

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    Dis'Dis' Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hey is Indonesia taken yet? I'm totally up for being the West's cool Muslim friend!

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Russia would like to take this opportunity to comdemn the West and NATO.

    Fie!

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    MrMonroe - Iraq

    I can't believe no one has called it yet. I guess I will be playing the part of Ambassador Hamid Al Bayati.

    Edit: your World Factbook link in the OP is busted: https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The body currently stands at 43 member nations.

    AMONG BEST AVAILABLE:
    Costa Rica, Panama, Argentina, Portugal, Spain, Norway, Netherlands, Vatican City, Austria, Greece, Ukraine, Morocco, Western Sahara, Nigeria, DR Congo, Kenya, Sudan, Ethiopia, Somalia, Turkey, Armenia, UAE, Kuwait, Nepal, Myanmar, Thailand, South Korea, Malaysia, New Zealand, Tuvalu.

    What's Tuvalu doing there? They stand to get pretty much flooded out of existence as a consequence of global warming. Them and the Maldives.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Gotta head out but I'd like to throw my hat into the ring as the Republic of Korea.

    Valkun - Republic of Korea

    If it's already taken, just add me to the list for it.

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    DemiurgeDemiurge Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Denmark, because we're a tiny agricultural nation who think we're hot shit on the international scene.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Lawndart wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    I will have that, yes.

    Anyone want some maple syrup or poutine?

    -Canada

    Would anyone care for a nice tall glass of crude oil?

    America, if you buy 3 gallons, I'll ship a 4th gallon free to a poor American family to point out the inherent flaws in your capitalist system.

    - Venezuela

    P.S. Yo, what up, Canada?

    What is this foolishness? Giving crude away for free? Nonsense.

    - Saudi Arabia

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Sovereign Nation of Iraq would like to take this opportunity to reaffirm it's solidarity with our fellow OPEC nations, (currently composed of ourselves, Iran, Saudi Arabia, and Venezuela, but LFM: Algeria, Ecuador, UAE and DPS) and would like to remind the rest of the world that if you dick with one of us, you dick with all of us.

    Drive safe!

    Also, I would like to point out that I am in agreement with the honorable delegate from Saudi Arabia in his comment that giving away oil is retarded.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Lawndart wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    I will have that, yes.

    Anyone want some maple syrup or poutine?

    -Canada

    Would anyone care for a nice tall glass of crude oil?

    America, if you buy 3 gallons, I'll ship a 4th gallon free to a poor American family to point out the inherent flaws in your capitalist system.

    - Venezuela

    P.S. Yo, what up, Canada?
    Hey, why don't you sell to us? We're not Capitalist Pigs.

    -China

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Lawndart wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    I will have that, yes.

    Anyone want some maple syrup or poutine?

    -Canada

    Would anyone care for a nice tall glass of crude oil?

    America, if you buy 3 gallons, I'll ship a 4th gallon free to a poor American family to point out the inherent flaws in your capitalist system.

    - Venezuela

    P.S. Yo, what up, Canada?
    Hey, why don't you sell to us? We're not Capitalist Pigs.

    -China

    OOC - No, just your aristocracy is. Whoops...

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE MYSELF TO THE POSITION OF CHAIRMAN OF THE SECURITY COUNCIL. MY COUNTRY IS THE GATEWAY FROM THE EAST TO WEST AND... vice-versa I guess... AND AS SUCH, I AM THE LINCHPIN OF STABILITY WITHIN THE REGION.

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I know I am fairly unkown but could I be Kuwait.

    I have a fairly good grasp of their culture (I have lived in Iraq and Kuwait for a number of years)

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'LL ALLOW IT.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Lawndart wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    I will have that, yes.

    Anyone want some maple syrup or poutine?

    -Canada

    Would anyone care for a nice tall glass of crude oil?

    America, if you buy 3 gallons, I'll ship a 4th gallon free to a poor American family to point out the inherent flaws in your capitalist system.

    - Venezuela

    P.S. Yo, what up, Canada?
    Hey, why don't you sell to us? We're not Capitalist Pigs.

    -China

    OOC - No, just your aristocracy is. Whoops...
    Yes, well, when interacting with the outside world, a merchant class is inevitable, so as long as they are loyal party members, it's all right.

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    enderwiggin13enderwiggin13 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Holy See hath decreed that I shalt be thy ambassador from Vatican City.

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    I know I am fairly unkown but could I be Kuwait.

    I have a fairly good grasp of their culture (I have lived in Iraq and Kuwait for a number of years)
    Count you as a native then.

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    OctoparrotOctoparrot Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dibs Austria.

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The core of the Middle East- Shitstorm Town- is pretty much gone. What's left is Turkey, anyone that wants to mix it up with Malkor, or the nations at the rim of the peninsula- Qatar, Bahrain, UAE, Oman and Yemen.

    Gosling on
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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    The Sovereign Nation of Iraq would like to take this opportunity to reaffirm it's solidarity with our fellow OPEC nations, (currently composed of ourselves, Iran, Saudi Arabia, and Venezuela, but LFM: Algeria, Ecuador, UAE and DPS) and would like to remind the rest of the world that if you dick with one of us, you dick with all of us.

    Drive safe!

    Also, I would like to point out that I am in agreement with the honorable delegate from Saudi Arabia in his comment that giving away oil is retarded.

    (secret OPEC fist-bump)

    Psst...we're giving away some cheap heating oil to make Bush look like a douchebag.

    And, uh, to maybe try and keep them from bombing us. Not that the government of Iraq would have any recent personal experience with that, of course.

    - Venezuela

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Lawndart wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    The Sovereign Nation of Iraq would like to take this opportunity to reaffirm it's solidarity with our fellow OPEC nations, (currently composed of ourselves, Iran, Saudi Arabia, and Venezuela, but LFM: Algeria, Ecuador, UAE and DPS) and would like to remind the rest of the world that if you dick with one of us, you dick with all of us.

    Drive safe!

    Also, I would like to point out that I am in agreement with the honorable delegate from Saudi Arabia in his comment that giving away oil is retarded.

    (secret OPEC fist-bump)

    Psst...we're giving away some cheap heating oil to make Bush look like a douchebag.

    And, uh, to maybe try and keep them from bombing us. Not that the government of Iraq would have any recent personal experience with that, of course.

    - Venezuela

    They wouldn't dare....

    Would they?

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    enderwiggin13enderwiggin13 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sanctus Animadverto summitto ut sequens res exsisto per Latin neque nec English.

    Translated: The Holy See would like to submit that the following proceedings take place in Latin instead of English.

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Roaming the streets, waving his mod gun around.Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    Hey Organichu - just as a friendly notice, we're going to drive your filthy ape people into the sea and then desecrate the remains of your ancestors before turning your land into a glorious Allah-fearing Palestinian state.

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    OctoparrotOctoparrot Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sanctus Animadverto summitto ut sequens res exsisto per Latin neque nec English.

    Translated: The Holy See would like to submit that the following proceedings take place in Latin instead of English.

    The reformation was 500 years ago.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Hey Organichu - just as a friendly notice, we're going to drive your filthy ape people into the sea and then desecrate the remains of your ancestors before turning your land into a glorious Allah-fearing Palestinian state.
    ORGANICHU, I WILL TAKE MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR HELPING TO HAMMER A PEACE DEAL WITH YOU AND MY MOST GLORIOUS NEIGHBOR IRAN.

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Won't be processing anything else for a little while.

    Captain Planet Phalla nears its end. One way or another, this game will end today.

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    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    enderwiggin13enderwiggin13 Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    His holiness expresses a profound and total respect for all Muslim nations but also recognizes that they they need to back the fuck off Israel or we will work together with them to call down the wrath of Old Testament God to smite the shit out of you in nomine, et fili, et spiritu sancti.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ahhh... much better. Pudgy man in my sig now.

    Edit, wait, what? Why does it only show up one one of my posts on p.14?

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Roaming the streets, waving his mod gun around.Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    Dunno if anyone's mentioned this yet, but I think it would be helpful if participants put the name of their country in their title - "Ambassador of XXXXX" or something.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    THE UN IS A SECULAR BODY SIR. YOU LEAVE 'god' OUT OF THIS AND WE WILL LEAVE 'allah' OUT AS WELL.

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Dearest Brother Iraq,

    As a representative of Kuwait I would like to discuss a trade proposal involving your Kirkuk oil field (as well as minor other field with high levels of sulfur dioxide) and various processing plants that we could provide in return for a minor percentage of the profits. We would also like to discuss your upcoming SOFA agreement with the United States.

    As Allah wills,
    Kuwait

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Roaming the streets, waving his mod gun around.Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    Allah is in all things. Allah is all things.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID YOUR HOLLYNESS?

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Roaming the streets, waving his mod gun around.Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    Dear Fellow Islamic States,

    Would you like to TP Israel's house tonight?

    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No

    Love,
    Iran

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Azerbaijan as a primarily Islamic state I am embarrassed that you would try to separate Allah's will from your daily tasks.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    THE INFLUENCES OF COMMUNISM ARE HARD TO SHAKE OFF.

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