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In fifth grade, after being mocked by everyone at my table and coming to my teacher in tears, he told me to read the book, 'How to make friends by I. don't. Care'
He was a real dick.
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in sixth grade I pulled a girl's chair away when she was going to sit down and she fell and hit her head on the chair
also I punched a kid in the head for making fun of my retarded brother and I got a one day in-house suspension for it
In fifth grade, after being mocked by everyone at my table and coming to my teacher in tears, he told me to read the book, 'How to make friends by I. don't. Care'
He was a real dick.
Did that actually happen, because that is fucking beautiful
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Big Red Tiebeautiful clydesdale style feettoo hot to trotRegistered Userregular
In fifth grade, after being mocked by everyone at my table and coming to my teacher in tears, he told me to read the book, 'How to make friends by I. don't. Care'
He was a real dick.
Did that actually happen, because that is fucking beautiful
Actually, yes. I'm not fake postin this one, my teacher was a real asshole and my classmates were a bunch of white trash.
I'm not sure if that's the exact phrasing and title of the book, but it was something to that effect.
I have this huge framed certificate awarded to me right before graduation for "...recognition of outstanding contribution and achievement in pursuit of exemplary American citizenship.".
In all fairness I was a big pussy right up until I turned 17
yeah but shit like that doesn't toughen up the average kid. Tends to make things worse. Anyway fifth grade i was a teachers pet for some reason, even though my grades sucked.
My senior sociology teacher would have me grade the classes papers and sometimes the test if I was bored enough because I was always about four chapters ahead of the rest of the class and got 100s on just about every assignment. I loved me the shit out of some sociology.
My third grade teacher, Mrs. Ishikawa, was awesome. We dissected squid using scissors.
Of course, since third graders aren't allowed sharp scissors, what actually happened was that we transformed our desks into smelly horrors covered in fish guts. Then we fried some of the left-over squid and the braver kids in class ate them.
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Big Red Tiebeautiful clydesdale style feettoo hot to trotRegistered Userregular
My third grade teacher, Mrs. Ishikawa, was awesome. We dissected squid using scissors.
Of course, since third graders aren't allowed sharp scissors, what actually happened was that we transformed our desks into smelly horrors covered in fish guts. Then we fried some of the left-over squid and the braver kids in class ate them.
10th grade biology class we had to dissect a perch, and of course they've been stored in formaldehyde and are all stiff, so I pick my perch up and just slam in down on my desk really hard, and it didn't even bounce. Just went *whack!* and sat there. Even the teacher let a little laugh slip out and everyone around my table was just rolling.
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I never had a hot teacher
I feel robbed
if someone is mediocre looking, being a teacher makes them hottt
if they are ugly looking, being a teacher makes them even more gross
fucked if i'll ever spend that much time with my kids
these remind of my reports, but I think the teachers were right
they say that for everyone don't they
only the extra special retards
If that's in a report card then it generally means that, "I have no idea who this kid is"
He was a real dick.
also I punched a kid in the head for making fun of my retarded brother and I got a one day in-house suspension for it
Did that actually happen, because that is fucking beautiful
but all my teachers know me
these are like classes of 20
Oh, then stop being so lazy.
I've had two. I got yours.
Actually, yes. I'm not fake postin this one, my teacher was a real asshole and my classmates were a bunch of white trash.
I'm not sure if that's the exact phrasing and title of the book, but it was something to that effect.
From what I've seen, yes.
See the sadist in me loves that, but how old is 5th grade? nine or ten, tragic age to have a bad teacher
In all fairness I was a big pussy right up until I turned 17
also i'm basically only doing well in uni because i'm a smartass
yeah but shit like that doesn't toughen up the average kid. Tends to make things worse. Anyway fifth grade i was a teachers pet for some reason, even though my grades sucked.
Mrs. Hasagawa.
Of course, since third graders aren't allowed sharp scissors, what actually happened was that we transformed our desks into smelly horrors covered in fish guts. Then we fried some of the left-over squid and the braver kids in class ate them.
noooo
Hey now, I brush my teeth with nails and use cheese grater brand deodorant.
10th grade biology class we had to dissect a perch, and of course they've been stored in formaldehyde and are all stiff, so I pick my perch up and just slam in down on my desk really hard, and it didn't even bounce. Just went *whack!* and sat there. Even the teacher let a little laugh slip out and everyone around my table was just rolling.
mine too
some have been great, others just ehh highschool teachers