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List of People SE++ Would Follow to Hell and Back (Eventually NSF56K)
Scrumtrulescent
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1. Jack Churchill
Jack Churchill was a soldier. So what? There's lots of soldiers. But those guys had rifles and grenades. Jack Churchill fought his way through World War II with a Bow and Arrow and a Claymore sword. And because it was called World War II, I can only assume the entire world was trying to stop Jack Churchill from being so awesome. For a second time. They probably failed, because Jack Churchill is one badass motherfucker.
2. Alton Brown
Alton Brown is awesome. He's a chef. He's the best chef. He's got a TV Show, Good Eats, maybe you've heard of it? Hope you have. It's awesome. Watch it. He creates delicious meals while explaining the science behind them and WHY what he's making tastes so good. You know why it tastes so good? Because Alton Brown made it. Take THAT, Science.
3. Robert Khoo
Gaze upon the glory that is Khoo and tremble.
4. Lando-I mean, Billy Dee Williams
Look at this smooth motherfucker. He could seduce any lady, any man, he wanted. In fact, he's probably your father. He also played Lando Calrissian in Star Wars, heard of it?
5. George Carlin
George Carlin was awesome, too. He's the entire reason I'm saying motherfucker so much. 7 Words you can't say? He doesn't care. Fuck your rules. He also hosted the first episode of SNL, which is a pretty interesting tidbit of trivia.
This is a short list, who else?
6. Brett Favre
Because he doesn't quit, get it?
7. Christopher Walken
Sure, he might be a bit old, but he's still nimble. Go watch the video for Fatboy Slim's Weapon of Choice, you'll see what I mean. Singlehandedly invented the cowbell, or so I hear.
8. Nikola Tesla
This is the guy who is responsible for all of this. He invented electricity. He is the father of Physics. He is the father of the 20th Century. He is your father (If not Billy Dee. It's either Tesla or Billy Dee).
9. Mr. Miyagi
Wax on, wax off.
10. Erwin Rommel
Wüstenfuchs. The Desert Fox. Quite possibly one of the greatest military minds of the 20 Century, he commanded a vicious German offensive in the Northern African campaign during World War II. "But Scrum," you say, "wasn't he a Nazi?" While technically, yes, he was a Nazi, Rommel treated his prisoners humanely and ignored all orders given to him to execute Jews. In fact, it is largely believed that Rommel was somehow involved in the July 20th plot to assassinate Hitler, and was the first person the assassins would have liked in charge of Germany.
Jack Churchill was a soldier. So what? There's lots of soldiers. But those guys had rifles and grenades. Jack Churchill fought his way through World War II with a Bow and Arrow and a Claymore sword. And because it was called World War II, I can only assume the entire world was trying to stop Jack Churchill from being so awesome. For a second time. They probably failed, because Jack Churchill is one badass motherfucker.
2. Alton Brown
Alton Brown is awesome. He's a chef. He's the best chef. He's got a TV Show, Good Eats, maybe you've heard of it? Hope you have. It's awesome. Watch it. He creates delicious meals while explaining the science behind them and WHY what he's making tastes so good. You know why it tastes so good? Because Alton Brown made it. Take THAT, Science.
3. Robert Khoo
Gaze upon the glory that is Khoo and tremble.
4. Lando-I mean, Billy Dee Williams
Look at this smooth motherfucker. He could seduce any lady, any man, he wanted. In fact, he's probably your father. He also played Lando Calrissian in Star Wars, heard of it?
5. George Carlin
George Carlin was awesome, too. He's the entire reason I'm saying motherfucker so much. 7 Words you can't say? He doesn't care. Fuck your rules. He also hosted the first episode of SNL, which is a pretty interesting tidbit of trivia.
This is a short list, who else?
6. Brett Favre
Because he doesn't quit, get it?
7. Christopher Walken
Sure, he might be a bit old, but he's still nimble. Go watch the video for Fatboy Slim's Weapon of Choice, you'll see what I mean. Singlehandedly invented the cowbell, or so I hear.
8. Nikola Tesla
This is the guy who is responsible for all of this. He invented electricity. He is the father of Physics. He is the father of the 20th Century. He is your father (If not Billy Dee. It's either Tesla or Billy Dee).
9. Mr. Miyagi
Wax on, wax off.
10. Erwin Rommel
Wüstenfuchs. The Desert Fox. Quite possibly one of the greatest military minds of the 20 Century, he commanded a vicious German offensive in the Northern African campaign during World War II. "But Scrum," you say, "wasn't he a Nazi?" While technically, yes, he was a Nazi, Rommel treated his prisoners humanely and ignored all orders given to him to execute Jews. In fact, it is largely believed that Rommel was somehow involved in the July 20th plot to assassinate Hitler, and was the first person the assassins would have liked in charge of Germany.
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STILL!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
he is my favourite person
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
COME HERE AND GIVE ME THE BIGGEST BRO HUG
Damn straight.
This is a very different thread.
That being said, there are very few public figures I would follow into hell and back.
damn straight, shoe
just in case he was wrong, he's gonna need all the support he can get
also
Christopher Walken
lando
as Max Schrek because he was awesome in Batman Returns
we're coming back, though
it's like a sightseeing trip
Maybe to the shops.
Or to outside his window to look in on his life.
But not to hell.
Satans..... hints.....
it's like a vacation to the bottommost depths of the internet, really
brings some towels
Tesla
Bowie
MWAH!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
What if you're Orpheus
It's cool dude. I read a book about this once.
I will add Harrison Ford as soon as I stop being lazy.