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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    You can look at me all you want, all you'll see is a frosty mug.

    Are you filled with delicious, delicious beer?

    I will be in about 3 hours. 8-)

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Agreed on !Wildcat. A very shabby reason to start a wagon.

    Cynic Jester on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Oh Wildcat please be evil

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
    !vote CJ Iwakura for death.

    Your capital letters have no effect on me.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    My one vote on you has no effect, either!

    Obbi on
  • Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User
    edited July 2008
    !Obbi cause none of the going bandwagons appeal to me and I'll be damned if I'll stop before Obbi is dead.

    Institutional Pederasty on
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Going to see Batman (again), won't be back before vote close, so

    !OBBI

    I won't rest till I taste your blood

    Jason Todd on
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  • Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    Going to see Batman (again), won't be back before vote close, so

    !OBBI

    I won't rest till I taste your blood

    hi5

    Institutional Pederasty on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Oh Wildcat please be evil
    I'm afraid I can't oblige. And Cynic, you're one to talk about shabby bandwagons.

    Wildcat on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Also, I certainly endorse looking at Toxic and Moleface. Cynic too for insinuating that I was trying to start a bandwagon instead of posting a placeholder vote. Meh, I'm out for the night. Have fun not winning.

    Wildcat on
  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I will be voting for !Toxic Toys, 'cause I don't want to be looking at a Frosty Mug filled with beer if I can't have any.

    NATIK on
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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !cj iwakura cause he voted for me!

    kuhlmeye on
    PSN: the-K-flash
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    NATIK wrote: »
    I will be voting for !Toxic Toys, 'cause I don't want to be looking at a Frosty Mug filled with beer if I can't have any.

    OK every one here gets free beer, but you.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Wildcat, that was really weaksauce petty-evil dying stuff.

    I don't approve of that, at all!

    Rainfall on
  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited July 2008
    !Wildcat won't be back until after vote close.

    GUARDIAN GUARD ME

    SEER SEER ME

    iamtheaznman on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I just accepted a job offer. In honor of this joyous occasion, I vote for Thetheroo.

    cheez on
  • NATIKNATIK Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    NATIK wrote: »
    I will be voting for !Toxic Toys, 'cause I don't want to be looking at a Frosty Mug filled with beer if I can't have any.

    OK every one here gets free beer, but you.

    Well, unless something really earth shaking happens, you have just secured my vote for tomorrow :x (I would double vote you today but alas it is not possible).

    NATIK on
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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    cheez wrote: »
    I just accepted a job offer. In honor of this joyous occasion, I vote for Thetheroo.

    Hey, that's good news cheez!

    Put in a good word for ol' Obbi!

    Obbi on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Will do, buddy.

    "Hey guys, if you see a guy walking by with a fish on his head, you should totally hire him too."

    cheez on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    FUCK YEAH

    Obbi on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Calculation of results may come up to a half hour late due to emergency yard work. Vote close will be unaffected.

    There are like a billion people who haven't voted. : (

    Frosteey on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I will go with a !kuhlmeye vote.

    M.D. on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !Wildcat

    For being whiny, wonder if Azn's reveal is going to work out, would be nice to have a network head be hard to kill right?

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I did all I could...

    Frosteey on
  • Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User
    edited July 2008
    But it was not enough.

    Institutional Pederasty on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Frosteey wrote: »
    I did all I could...

    Did you though? Did you really?

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Such a promising yard...

    And died so young.

    Frosteey on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    cheez wrote: »
    I just accepted a job offer. In honor of this joyous occasion, I vote for Thetheroo.

    I like to keep track of these things, what did I do to you?

    Thetheroo on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Why is it always about you?

    cheez on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    About 60% done...

    Frosteey on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Executing narration.exe...
    ...
    ...

    cheez on
  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Shoot...I kinda thought I already voted.

    Typhus733 on
  • Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Narration.exe is an execution type file. It could contain harmful viruses or programs. Windows deems this as potentially harmful or potentially unwanted program (PUPs). Would you like to Allow or Deny this program?

    Allow
    Deny

    Institutional Pederasty on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    : (

    Frosteey on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Jerks, all of you.

    Frosteey on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Obbi is dead! Rejoice!

    Thetheroo on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Seconds afterward

    As they managed to shake off the effects of the mysterious tone, the men began to regain their senses. But their composure would not be so easily recovered. Paranoia firmly took hold of most of the group. Accusations were leveled, and then blows.

    B:L attempted to calm the near-riotous crowd. "If we would so easily abandon reason, then we could just as soon procure the same fate by opening the gates and marching into the horrors beyond. Would likely be more civil, at any rate."

    "You're one to talk about civility."

    The crowd had a good chuckle at this anonymous jest.

    EXCEPT!

    It wasn't anonymous at all. (What drama! What suspense!)

    Wildcat stepped forward from the crowd to accept due credit. This action was met by some truly, inspiringly, anonymous comments.

    "Wildcat's sword was still in Ardor's body!"

    "I'd put my sword in Ardor's body too."

    "Oh yeah, who wouldn't?"

    "No, but seriously, I think he killed Ardor."

    Wildcat was accosted by two soldiers and brought to the center of the group, and then promptly run through by B:L.

    "I'm glad you have all decided on reason. We can yet survive this ordeal so long..." B:L keeled over.

    "So long..."

    With those parting words, the group had lost its second leader in as many hours, and accusations regarding this newest death began.

    Some minor scuffling broke out, but was broken up by an unsettling aura surrounding one of the soldiers. It was the same aura surrounding Gustave's assailant, and Johan's killer. This time, the knife was aimed at Monkeyfeet, but it once again failed to find its target, as Monkeyfeet was pierced from behind and fell to the floor moment before the assassin's arrival. Instead, the knife was turned away harmlessly by the thick steel carapace of the man who had stood behind the fallen soldier.

    There would be no further confrontation, as a blast of magic roared a few paces away, engulfing cheez in a field of energy which faded away to reveal a lifeless body, still on its feet. The body was knocked over before gravity could do its work, as Obbi's body flew into it from a randomly selected direction. Obbi wore a patch with a fish bearing a scorpion's tail, a symbol markedly similar to that magically branded into B:L.

    A chaotic atmosphere brewed again. This situation would not be resolved by reason.
    Obbi-Soldier-Killed by Scorpion Organization
    B:L-Soldier-Struck down by Scorpion Organization poison
    Monkeyfeet-Soldier-Killed by Gustave XIII, assaulted by assassin with inhuman aura

    cheez-Anima Binder-Struck down by ominous Anima
    Wildcat-Soldier-Died of a ruptured clavicle

    Frosteey on
  • Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User
    edited July 2008
    I fucking knew it!

    (That Obbi would die)

    If only... ( I was the one to cast the stone)

    Institutional Pederasty on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Obbi :(

    M.D. on
  • Institutional PederastyInstitutional Pederasty Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Obbi :)

    Fix'd

    Institutional Pederasty on
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