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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    you know apparently they tend to be puffier before girls turn 15

    so you're a pedo basically
    You fucked Kanga.

    You have absolutely no room to talk about someone elses fetish being weird.

    He fucked somebody named Kanga?

    Futore on
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    you know apparently they tend to be puffier before girls turn 15

    so you're a pedo basically
    You fucked Kanga.

    You have absolutely no room to talk about someone elses fetish being weird.

    He fucked somebody named Kanga?

    The Winnie the Pooh character.

    A stuffed animal.

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    my mum just came back from a callback breast examination today, luckily it turns out she's fine

    FAQ on
  • KirbachevKirbachev Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    you know apparently they tend to be puffier before girls turn 15

    so you're a pedo basically
    You fucked Kanga.

    You have absolutely no room to talk about someone elses fetish being weird.

    He fucked somebody named Kanga?

    The Winnie the Pooh character.

    A stuffed animal.

    WAT

    Kirbachev on
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Saved some boob. Where's my karmic reward?

    Desktop Hippie on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    you know apparently they tend to be puffier before girls turn 15

    so you're a pedo basically
    You fucked Kanga.

    You have absolutely no room to talk about someone elses fetish being weird.

    He fucked somebody named Kanga?

    The Winnie the Pooh character.

    A stuffed animal.

    Oh.

    Futore on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    When I get home I'm going to indulge in some titties.

    Callius on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    my mum just came back from a callback breast examination today, luckily it turns out she's fine

    excuse me ma'am we've received a tip that you've been smuggling large quantities of cocaine in your breasts

    Meissnerd on
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    my mum just came back from a callback breast examination today, luckily it turns out she's fine

    excuse me ma'am we've received a tip that you've been smuggling large quantities of cocaine in your breasts

    I know there's an awesome sniffer dog joke here, but it's just not coming.

    Desktop Hippie on
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited July 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    you know apparently they tend to be puffier before girls turn 15

    so you're a pedo basically
    You fucked Kanga.

    You have absolutely no room to talk about someone elses fetish being weird.

    He fucked somebody named Kanga?

    The Winnie the Pooh character.

    A stuffed animal.

    Oh.

    man

    whatever

    i guarantee that at least 60% of you dudes fucked a pillow or a stuffed animal when you were kids

    hypocrites

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • KirbachevKirbachev Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    my mum just came back from a callback breast examination today, luckily it turns out she's fine

    excuse me ma'am we've received a tip that you've been smuggling large quantities of cocaine in your breasts

    I know there's an awesome sniffer dog joke here, but it's just not coming.

    Maybe you could connect it with that dog-sex article posted a short while back. Y'know, the one where the two dogs concerned where handed in for rehabilitation?

    Kirbachev on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Is it weird that I want to put googley eyes on boobs and see how funny I find it?

    I didn't spit up my root beer in the end.

    But sir, it was a fight to the bloody end, and I want you to know that.

    Yeah, my creativity has been slowly disappearing lately.

    sigh

    Filler Inc. on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mine was scooby doo

    potatoe on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    you know apparently they tend to be puffier before girls turn 15

    so you're a pedo basically
    You fucked Kanga.

    You have absolutely no room to talk about someone elses fetish being weird.

    He fucked somebody named Kanga?

    The Winnie the Pooh character.

    A stuffed animal.

    Oh.

    man

    whatever

    i guarantee that at least 60% of you dudes fucked a pillow or a stuffed animal when you were kids

    hypocrites

    I haven't but I'm maddeningly pure

    Meissnerd on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    mine was scooby doo

    at least his was a chick

    geez tater

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Speaking of sick burns, the other day me and my friends are playing a card game. Egyptian rat screw if anyone knows about it.

    Anyways, I'm spankin my friend and I turn to him and say, all concerned and inquisitively, 'So, when'd you get a vagina?' after taking the pile.

    And he's all like, 'I don't know, when'd you get a dick?'

    Well, I can't let him get the last word, so I'm totally all like 'I don't know, ask your mom'

    Sick burn.


    If you let this post kill the thread, like so many of my posts have done before, I will be very, very upset.

    Filler Inc. on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I never fucked a stuffed toy

    FAQ on
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    you know apparently they tend to be puffier before girls turn 15

    so you're a pedo basically
    You fucked Kanga.

    You have absolutely no room to talk about someone elses fetish being weird.

    He fucked somebody named Kanga?

    The Winnie the Pooh character.

    A stuffed animal.

    Oh.

    man

    whatever

    i guarantee that at least 60% of you dudes fucked a pillow or a stuffed animal when you were kids

    hypocrites

    I haven't but I'm maddeningly pure

    and a virgin

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    is that a sick burn I don't know

    it's a level up from "you're stupid"

    FAQ on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    It's all in the timing and how it's said. Trust me, it was much more top shelf then the normal 'your mom is a whoooo ore'

    Filler Inc. on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    you know apparently they tend to be puffier before girls turn 15

    so you're a pedo basically
    You fucked Kanga.

    You have absolutely no room to talk about someone elses fetish being weird.

    He fucked somebody named Kanga?

    The Winnie the Pooh character.

    A stuffed animal.

    Oh.

    man

    whatever

    i guarantee that at least 60% of you dudes fucked a pillow or a stuffed animal when you were kids

    hypocrites

    I haven't but I'm maddeningly pure

    and a virgin

    so

    Meissnerd on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    you know apparently they tend to be puffier before girls turn 15

    so you're a pedo basically
    You fucked Kanga.

    You have absolutely no room to talk about someone elses fetish being weird.

    He fucked somebody named Kanga?

    The Winnie the Pooh character.

    A stuffed animal.

    Oh.

    man

    whatever

    i guarantee that at least 60% of you dudes fucked a pillow or a stuffed animal when you were kids

    hypocrites

    I haven't but I'm maddeningly pure

    and a virgin

    Backwards is just upset because he secretly has a bunch of real dolls and it's like we're making fun of his girls

    Futore on
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I used to be pure.

    Then I got a girlfriend, and she was a slut. But I was still pure, despite the sex.

    Then I broke up with her, and started drinking. And I became a little less pure.

    Then I started smoking cigarettes. A little more pure takin out, a little more tainted put in.

    Then I started smoking pot. Pure out, tainted in.

    I'm eagerly awaiting the next few steps.

    Filler Inc. on
  • KirbachevKirbachev Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    you know apparently they tend to be puffier before girls turn 15

    so you're a pedo basically
    You fucked Kanga.

    You have absolutely no room to talk about someone elses fetish being weird.

    He fucked somebody named Kanga?

    The Winnie the Pooh character.

    A stuffed animal.

    Oh.

    man

    whatever

    i guarantee that at least 60% of you dudes fucked a pillow or a stuffed animal when you were kids

    hypocrites

    I haven't but I'm maddeningly pure

    and a virgin

    Backwards is just upset because he secretly has a bunch of real dolls and it's like we're making fun of his girls

    Wow. He has a doll-harem?

    Kirbachev on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    So how bout them boobies?

    I hear they bounce and jiggle, like a sexy slinky.

    And when the doctor asks, she tumbled down stairs, alone or in pairs.

    Filler Inc. on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Filler you're great

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    and over the neighbors dog

    potatoe on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I used to be pure.

    Then I got a girlfriend, and she was a slut. But I was still pure, despite the sex.

    Then I broke up with her, and started drinking. And I became a little less pure.

    Then I started smoking cigarettes. A little more pure takin out, a little more tainted put in.

    Then I started smoking pot. Pure out, tainted in.

    I'm eagerly awaiting the next few steps.
    Then they came for me, and there was no one to speak out.

    Callius on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    different kind of taint, cal

    potatoe on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    Saved some boob. Where's my karmic reward?

    No one will punch you in the face for the rest of the day.

    Larlar on
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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Saved some boob. Where's my karmic reward?

    No one will punch you in the face for the rest of the day.

    They will however still kick you in the nads.

    Pharezon on
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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man I was all over some titties today.

    This really hits close to the heart.

    What would life be like without titties?

    Graves on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2008
    "Watching women jog by" wouldn't be a phrase people would understand, for one.

    Larlar on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    oh man i just saw cloverfield




    so did they nuke it at the end or what

    bongi on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Have you ever been sitting on public transit, and looked down to notice that your pant's zipper has bent up, and it looks like a raging erection?

    So you're left with two options, poke it down and risk someone watch you poke your boner into oblivion, or at least that's how they'd see it, or squirm in your seat and try to get it to go down by shifting the cloth around.

    Neither option is good.

    Alternative 'joke' answer;
    You go to poke it down, but you you're met with the squishy, yet firm, resistance of a boner. Yet you don't feel the pressure you're applying. Which means THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE'S BONER IN YOUR PANTS!

    Filler Inc. on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2008
    no i don't ever worry that it looks like i have a boner

    bongi on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    In a case like that I muster up an actual boner and let it loose.

    Graves on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Then it's just me?

    I get it a lot when wearing a suit for some reason. Luckily I usually wear a tie with a suit, so I can just use that to cover it. Like a little cape, or a robe for my fauxrection.

    Filler Inc. on
  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    boing boing boing

    Sgt Eversman on
    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I only worry if people might think I have a boner when I actually have a boner

    FAQ on
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