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He fucked somebody named Kanga?
The Winnie the Pooh character.
A stuffed animal.
WAT
Oh.
excuse me ma'am we've received a tip that you've been smuggling large quantities of cocaine in your breasts
I know there's an awesome sniffer dog joke here, but it's just not coming.
man
whatever
i guarantee that at least 60% of you dudes fucked a pillow or a stuffed animal when you were kids
hypocrites
Maybe you could connect it with that dog-sex article posted a short while back. Y'know, the one where the two dogs concerned where handed in for rehabilitation?
Yeah, my creativity has been slowly disappearing lately.
sigh
I haven't but I'm maddeningly pure
at least his was a chick
geez tater
Anyways, I'm spankin my friend and I turn to him and say, all concerned and inquisitively, 'So, when'd you get a vagina?' after taking the pile.
And he's all like, 'I don't know, when'd you get a dick?'
Well, I can't let him get the last word, so I'm totally all like 'I don't know, ask your mom'
Sick burn.
If you let this post kill the thread, like so many of my posts have done before, I will be very, very upset.
and a virgin
it's a level up from "you're stupid"
so
Backwards is just upset because he secretly has a bunch of real dolls and it's like we're making fun of his girls
Then I got a girlfriend, and she was a slut. But I was still pure, despite the sex.
Then I broke up with her, and started drinking. And I became a little less pure.
Then I started smoking cigarettes. A little more pure takin out, a little more tainted put in.
Then I started smoking pot. Pure out, tainted in.
I'm eagerly awaiting the next few steps.
Wow. He has a doll-harem?
I hear they bounce and jiggle, like a sexy slinky.
And when the doctor asks, she tumbled down stairs, alone or in pairs.
No one will punch you in the face for the rest of the day.
They will however still kick you in the nads.
This really hits close to the heart.
What would life be like without titties?
so did they nuke it at the end or what
So you're left with two options, poke it down and risk someone watch you poke your boner into oblivion, or at least that's how they'd see it, or squirm in your seat and try to get it to go down by shifting the cloth around.
Neither option is good.
Alternative 'joke' answer;
I get it a lot when wearing a suit for some reason. Luckily I usually wear a tie with a suit, so I can just use that to cover it. Like a little cape, or a robe for my fauxrection.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.