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[Mini-Phalla] Phalla Royale Lone Wolf Victory (Game End)

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Thank god I didn't tell you about the bulletproof vest DA.

    I will also like to say that I never said I was on your side iamtheaznman.

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I vote for more bodies for my dead body fort!!!

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    If it makes you feel any better, I tried to stab you because you had a shotgun, that's about it.


    Edit: Also, if we add those new students, will the win condition stay the same? Adding more students could only damage us if so.

    Correct, the win conditions remain the same, but if people are interested in more chaos or random chance, then you have an opportunity here to have it granted to you.

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    BRING ON NEW BLOOD

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    SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I need more bodies for my dead-body nunchucks!

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    SpeedySwaf wrote: »
    I need more bodies for my dead-body nunchucks!

    interesting sight...

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm voting !no.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    It's 3 YES and 2 NO right now. If the players have a majority to go YES, I will invite our reserves into the game. Just FYI. Voting ends in an hour.

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    !NO MEANS NO.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I vote YES.

    Come to me new blood.
    And I will blood you new.
    And I'll swim along
    With a river song
    And we'll cut a jig us two
    With you
    And we'll carve our names in a pumpkin patch
    Full of skulls and blood
    And a bloody dud
    We can kick the can
    As we catch a tan
    And your world be painted blue...
    As I take out my megaphone
    And sit so still, so all alone
    And I tell you all, this day you'll rue
    Because this cornucopia of pain
    It's the conch shell that I blew.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Oh, for those going to PAX. Check this out. I think you have less than 30 minutes to do this for a chance to be the 20th omeganaut.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=64992

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Thanks for reminding me that I can't afford it :(

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    [size=+2]Day 4 Begins![/size]

    “Students, you are now all in the warehouse. You have 2 nights to determine a winner. I picked you all because I’d hope you would not disappoint. Thusfar, you haven’t. However, it’s time to ensure we get things done properly and you have some time to ensure there is a winner or you all go home feet first.

    Let’s start with the students who are not able to see this day:

    Thelawinator
    Cold Salmon and Hatred
    Drez
    Speedyswaf


    Now, as you know, I’m going to let the 3 students I found participate. They are:

    Edcrab
    Obbi
    Ianator

    If they tell me by 8am CST that they wish to join, they will be a part of the game and I will broadcast what they are holding. If not, then they will not be let in. (I sent them all a pm last night and nobody got back to me, so they have until morning if they want to play.)

    Good luck students!”


    This is your daily PM since you are all in the same zone. I will pm you each with what you find. If you need me to tell you what you are hiding in a backpack, let me know. Otherwise I’m assuming you know what you have.

    You see:

    Iamtheaznman with a pot lid, bulletproof vest and frying pan
    Maximus with camouflage, bulletproof vest and shotgun
    Crimsoncoyote with a pot lid and handgun
    Kuhlmeye with a backpack

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    OooOoOOOOoo.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    All PMs should be out now.

    If you have questions, let me know.

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fry Fry Fryiiinggg pannn

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm hoping you all kill each other and nobody wins...


    Suckas

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    A student named Obbi has joined the game!

    He shows up, holding a grenade.


    EDIT: A student named Ianator also joined with a baseball bat!

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    FUCK YEAH

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    lawlobbi.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Can I join again?

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Can I join again?

    If no other minis will be going on, I can offer to run this again and you can sign up then.

    However at this time, I can't let anyone rejoin if they have been killed.

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    IanatorIanator Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and facepalm.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sooo... anybody got some balls to hit?

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
    FUCK YEAH
    /obligatory
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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Who took zot's dynamite?

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Iamtheaznman, killed 3 people.

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Maximus wrote: »
    Iamtheaznman, killed 3 people.

    Hey, my kill counter is at 5, with a Frying Pan hit on you as well :P.

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Maximus wrote: »
    Iamtheaznman, killed 3 people.

    Hey, my kill counter is at 5, with a Frying Pan hit on you as well :P.

    Hey I'm still here.

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Maximus wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Iamtheaznman, killed 3 people.

    Hey, my kill counter is at 5, with a Frying Pan hit on you as well :P.

    Hey I'm still here.

    Yes, I realize that.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    god dammit

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    god dammit

    I know.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The player named Edcrab has taken off his mask and revealed that he is none other than B:L!

    *Edcrab hasn't responded, so I let the next reserve take his place.

    A student named B:L has joined the fight and he shows up wielding a shotgun.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    *wanders in, wearing Edcrab's skin*

    Hay guyz wats going on?

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    *wanders in, wearing Edcrab's skin*

    Hay guyz wats going on?

    I KNEW IT

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

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    IanatorIanator Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and facepalm.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
    DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

    Dat's some nice dakka there. BUT CAN YOU MAKE IT CHOPPIER?

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sorry, just got home. Working to get everything ready to send out.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    [size=+2]Day 5 Begins. The final day![/size]

    The students all line up. Maximus pulls out a shotgun, Crimsoncoyote pulls out a handgun, Obbi pulls out a shotgun and B:L pulls out a shotgun. Obbi starts first by attempting to shoot B:L and Ianator, only to miss both times. Obbi succumbs to handgun shots from Crimsoncoyote. Ianator succumbs to shots from Crimsoncoyote, Maximus and B:L. Kulhmeye dies from a shotgun blast from Maximus while Crimsoncoyote's bulletproof vest is able to absorb a shot from B:L.

    In the background, you hear some gurgling as you see Durax strangle Iamtheaznman to death with a length of wire.

    There are now 4 students left.


    “This is the final day students. There are now 4 of you left. Here’s a list of those who are not here today to participate any more:

    Kuhlmeye
    Obbi
    Ianator
    Iamtheaznman


    I will not be giving anymore rewards. You don’t need them. You have plenty at your disposal today. The game ends at the end of the night, so make sure it counts.

    To make things interesting, I’ve made all collars emit a series of beeps, which means nobody can hide anymore.

    Do not disappoint, students.”


    You see:

    Maximus with camouflage, bulletproof vest and shotgun
    Durax with a backpack
    B:L with a shotgun
    Crimsoncoyote with a Pot Lid, Length of Wire, and Bulletproof Vest


    EDIT: Missed 2 actions. It has been corrected.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ardor wrote: »
    You see:

    Maximus with camouflage, bulletproof vest and shotgun
    Durax with a bulletproof vest, axe and handgun
    B:L with a shotgun

    I'll do my best!

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm sure everything will work out B:L

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