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Q's Apocalyptic Game Thread

QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
A message for everyone:
This is the thread that I plan on using so that myself, Poorochondriac, Dex Dynamo, Fierce Diety, Bendery and The Everyman can play a rousing game of d20 Modern (dungeons and dragons with less elves). I know the urge is great to post pictures of me crossdressing and to yell nerds at us, and that's cool. I'd prefer it if you didn't, but I know nothing that I say can stop you. Refrain if you can, if not, be a dick. See what I care.


A message for those who are actually interested in the game (this means the players:
Welcome to my game. The year is 2012, and shit has gone wrong. In November of last year a rogue terrorist cell infiltrated a government building in the Middle East and started a nuclear war. Missiles flew first to Europe, it being the closest, but soon weapons were flying to and fro like there was no tomorrow. And that came very close to being true. Almost all of Europe is dead, plagued by radiation and a horrifying plague to which there is no cure. Washington DC is but a crater, and both New and Old England are burnt to the ground. Nobody even knows what's happening in Japan, any transmissions cut out months ago. The world, essentially, is a big fucking mess, and there's nobody left alive to take charge and play the janitor.
But some people are still alive. You're one of these people. Congratulations, you survived the fabled apocalypse. Jesus didn't show up with a sword but there was quite a bit of war and pestilence, and famine has struck parts of the world quite hard, leading of course to a lot of death. Some claimed that is was the apocalypse, but I digress. You're alive, that's what is relevant right now. Currently all of you, through sheer luck or a deliberate flight, are somewhere in Nevada. You don't really know where, most of civilization is gone. Vegas might be around somewhere. On top of being in the middle of fucking nowhere, you're alone. Nobody else is around you, each one of you is a singular man out in the wilderness. And with this in mind, let us begin.

You're in the desert. It's hot. You're running out of food and water, and fortunately the sun is setting. Except, you don't have anyplace to go. You could die out here in the night just as easily as you could've all day. Your eyes scan the horizon for someplace to hide, to avoid the sandstorms and the wild beasts and the highwaymen. Vaguely, in the distance, you make out a form. Not a proper building by any means, a hut perhaps, or a yurt. But it's all you've got. What do you want to do about it?

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2006
    i can't think of anything from mad max to scream at you right now. someone else do it...

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  • SaniusSanius Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    hey cheat

    Karkand is overrated.

    Dragon Valley is superior.

    Sanius on
  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Well shit, the future looks pretty bleak there.

    I'll take up a job as one of the local heat miners I suppose.

    Rehab on
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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited August 2006
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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Rehab wrote:
    Well shit, the future looks pretty bleak there.

    I'll take up a job as one of the local heat miners I suppose.

    Trashcan man.
    Trashcan man.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    you are not q
    i am q
    get the fuck out of here
    woman

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    I cast magic missile into the darkness.

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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
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    What in the...

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2006
    Sanius wrote:
    hey cheat

    Karkand is overrated.

    Dragon Valley is superior.

    just because i end up playing it most does not make it my favorite! (Ghost Town)

    the cheat on
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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
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    What in the...

    I lol'd.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    all girl like

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Hmm, it seems like this is a thread only for people who are playing and have characters or something. That being the case I'm going to go elsewhere. You guys stop those fucking terrorists and survive or whatever though.

    Rehab on
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2006
    Rehab wrote:
    Hmm, it seems like this is a thread only for people who are playing and have characters or something. That being the case I'm going to go elsewhere. You guys stop those fucking terrorists and survive or whatever though.

    Thanks for not being a dick, you got the idea.

    Quetzi on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Quetzi wrote:
    A message for everyone:
    This is the thread that I plan on using so that myself, Poorochondriac, Dex Dynamo, Fierce Diety, Bendery and The Everyman can yiff yiff yiff yiff

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2006
    you guys just HAVE to post in every thread don't you

    jesus christ


    respect loss for all

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    I just have to be honest Quetzi, it seems sort of dumb for a thread to be for six people to play a game.

    Maybe I'll make a thread just for Framling and me to talk to each other.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    this thread is a huge failure

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2006
    you probably would have been better off making an ezboard or just using AIM or somesuch........

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  • FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    This is gonna be a hell of a book one day, 'Fear and Loathing at the End of Days'. All I need to do is get enough paper to write it and print it.

    Bob had been thinking about that book a lot since the world ended. He thought that it was the only thing keeping him from thinking about just how bad the situation actually was. Within the blink of an eye, humanity had gone back to the stone age and was poised to remain there for the forseeable future. Even a learned mind can snap, flip into the air and slam into the ground like an inexpertly made omelette under enough duress.

    And Global Thermonuclear Apocalypse was a hell of a lot of duress.

    Hmm? A building. Might as well go and check it out.
    He started moving toward the building, not really expecting anything.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    This is gonna be a hell of a book one day, 'Fear and Loathing at the End of Days'. All I need to do is get enough paper to write it and print it.

    Bob had been thinking about that book a lot since the world ended. He thought that it was the only thing keeping him from thinking about just how bad the situation actually was. Within the blink of an eye, humanity had gone back to the stone age and was poised to remain there for the forseeable future. Even a learned mind can snap, flip into the air and slam into the ground like an inexpertly made omelette under enough duress.

    And Global Thermonuclear Apocalypse was a hell of a lot of duress.

    Hmm? A building. Might as well go and check it out.
    He started moving toward the building, not really expecting anything.
    i see a man walking towards me
    being a building i am hesitant to accept people inside of me right away
    i lock my doors and turn the lights off
    perhaps once he forces himself inside
    i can light myself on fire

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    I should make this thread.

    TOPIC: Please don't post in this thread.

    "This thread is for me and Framling to talk to each other. Framling isn't even online right now, and we probably won't be online simultaneously for a while, but we still need to talk to each other, very slowly, even though there are a million better ways for us to communicate. Please don't post pictures of me dressed as a girl, as such a post would not constitute communication between me and Framling."

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  • SaniusSanius Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    the cheat wrote:
    Sanius wrote:
    hey cheat

    Karkand is overrated.

    Dragon Valley is superior.

    just because i end up playing it most does not make it my favorite! (Ghost Town)
    Oh, good man.

    I think my stats show Karkand as my most played, but that's probably because before PA got their (second, which is now down) server they would hop on servers that were playing karkand all the time.

    But ghost town is awesome if we're talking SF. Warlord is also really good.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Quetzi wrote:
    Rehab wrote:
    Hmm, it seems like this is a thread only for people who are playing and have characters or something. That being the case I'm going to go elsewhere. You guys stop those fucking terrorists and survive or whatever though.

    Thanks for not being a dick, you got the idea.

    So how many times have you and or the other players attempted to derail a respectable thread in SE because you could?

    Be honest.

    Hell I could direct this question at most any SE forumer.

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  • FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    ok, then point us at something that we can use for this.

    it has to be free, and PowerPC mac compatible.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Quetzi wrote:
    You're in the desert. It's hot. You're running out of food and water, and fortunately the sun is setting. Except, you don't have anyplace to go. You could die out here in the night just as easily as you could've all day. Your eyes scan the horizon for someplace to hide, to avoid the sandstorms and the wild beasts and the highwaymen. Vaguely, in the distance, you make out a form. Not a proper building by any means, a hut perhaps, or a yurt. But it's all you've got. What do you want to do about it?

    I look down in my bag to check my supplies, pull out my cane, and start my trek toward the unknown object.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Jordyn wrote:
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    Precisely

    P.S. Don't hate me Jordyn.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2006
    Bendery and FierceDiety: Approaching the structure you see more and more of it. It's a small yurt, white with blue stripes, or perhaps the opposite, you're not really sure. Regardless, it looks like it is in fact real and not mirage, and a good place to spend the night for sure.

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  • FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    I poke my head inside the yurt.

    "Hello? Is anyone there?"

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2006
    Fierce: You look around inside the yurt. It's not furnished, there's nobody there, and it appears the last residents hastily dragged everything out. It would seal up very nicely if you desired to spend the night, and quite a few people could fit in it.

    Bendery: As you near the tent you see someone else come from another direction and step inside it. They look armed, but not particularly hostile.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    I decide to quicken my pace by about 2 steps and while approaching I yell out a greeting, "Hail be to you traveler! It's been awhile since I've set eyes on another human, or living thing for that matter."

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  • FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    "Yeah, the end of the world kinda puts a damper on a person's social life. Nice to meet you. My name's Bob."

    I hold out my hand, inviting him to shake it.

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  • The EverymanThe Everyman Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    I grind my teeth together as a lance of pain shoots through my left arm again. Readjusting my grip on my duffle bag, I take another look over my shoulder. The thin tendrils of smoke from the piece of shit ’73 El Camino I found abandoned on the I-5 are still visible just off in the horizon. I’d only been driving for twenty minutes before the fucker overheated and petered out. That’s when I lost my shit and put my fist through the dashboard. Or, rather, when I tried to put my fist through the dashboard. The ice pack I wrapped in my hand wasn’t, and the pain killers I took weren’t. Fuck, I hope I didn’t break anything. That’s the last thing I need.

    Pulling down my cap to ease the glare of the evening sun, I continue to trudge my way through the bastard landscape of rock and sand and more rock. Not even a goddamned cactus in sight. Except the tent or whatever it was shimmering in the distance ahead of me. After the warm reception I received in Baker, California, I’m not in any hurry to expose myself to anyone before I see them first.

    So I take my time in approaching. I’ve got plenty of time before nightfall to make my way over.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Unbuttoning the top button on his faded dress shirt, Alex lumbered over to the building hoping to find at least somewhere to stay for the night, and at best someone with a soft enough skull to easily get some fuel or food out of.

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  • FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    "So as far as we know, the two of us are the only survivors, eh?"

    Bob thinks for a while.

    "Would you be interested in a book?"

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    "As far as I've seen we are the only survivors. That can't be the truth though, there has to be somone else, anyone still alive somwhere, even if they are dying."

    I glance over to the ramshackle hut.

    "This hut was enough of a promise to call the two of us to it. Maybe some others will show up in the next couple days, lets take a look inside and you can tell me all about your book."

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2006
    Those of you who have not yet made it to the hut notice two figures going in. You're not entirely sure where they came from, but the hut is definitely not unoccupied.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Alex cracks his knuckles and heads in, fairly confident that whoever inside is either a radioactive superbiker or another joe schmo like him. Either way, he should be able to beat them up.

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  • FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    Bob sees another stranger come in and smiles at him.
    "Hello. Welcome to what could be the last refuge of humanity. How are you?"

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2006
    The plague wiped out almost everybody. Unfortunately, it was particularly devestating towards women, and as a result every last woman had been infected and killed. The few survivors were all men, and our future looked hopeless. But we knew we could not give up so easily, and started fucking eachother in the ass regularly in the hopes that one of us had mutated and developed ovaries.

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